Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TherapyMan]

She was obviously trying to make Rekieta choose her over Kayla, emphasizing how "FUN" she is. Now that she got kicked out of the Balldobunker, she may reconsider everything as abusive—many such cases.

Monkey branching from April notwithstanding, I would suspect she has some crazy stories about how Nick's tactics to hold the polycule together.

 

[Sloppa]

Meme's stream this morning was fun. It was largely his normal amusing retelling of everything on this thread, and Aaron's.

It starts with coverage of Aaron's plea, intermission for Asian blather, then goes back to Nick at 46:10.

New information??? He was doing deep commentary on this chat:
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At 48:40 Meme discusses Kayla disappearing for 7-8 hours at a time. It seems that Meme is recalling memories of Nick's stories. Meme is a long-time former fan. He says, "She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before." I believe him, and vaguely recall similar stories from Nick. (This will surprise absolutely nobody. I just found it interesting.)

Josh was right, Teh Entity known as "Balldo" requires human attention as a delicate daisy requires Sunlight. "It" gets off on any kind of attention. "Its" a fiend this way. The Wallrus howls of PPP have made me reconsider my secular Worldview, Charms on the neck, Charms on the scrotum?

Rekieta will become this in 1-9 months if the Balldo is not excised:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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After an exceptionally subdued response to what Nick believed was going to be a "dead to rights" felony plea and ignoring Fatrick MAPton's texts to go on his show for reaction quote, Nick appears to have re-discovered his stride with his usual armchair psychology.
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He has now rapidly backtracked, a slap on the wrist and the cost of a 1 KNU (equal to 50 US Dollars) now satisfies him. That evil Aaron Imholte truly paid for his transgressions! The Qover, Avenged!

Jaywalking carries a bigger penalty than distributing illegal nudes of Nick Rekeita's wife. Sex crime my ass. Even Law Enforcement has acknowledged his wife is a whore.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

When we were kids, my parents would send us to church. They did it because it was the only time they got to stay in bed and fuck. I never knew either of them go voluntarily themselves. So I'm assuming church serves a similar function for Nick and Kayla Rekieta. The weekends must be swinging/drugging time.

That said, I do feel sorry for those poor fucking kids. How embarrassing must it be to keep having to go along to the church that turned your family into the cops for their swinging and their drug consumption? Even if the parishoners don't actually look down on the kids, they must surely pity them. How shit must it be to show up, week in, week out to church services where everybody pities you because Mom and Dad are the parish degenerates?

He's such a colossal fuck up and appears to be a hopeless narcissist. I wonder if he can actually process what shame feels like at this point. He's found almost every way to deflect and blame it on every external source.

He probably felt some anger and momentary embarrassment with the initial arrest and booking, but I'd bet the farm that he immediately pulled himself together by blaming everybody else in record time.

 

[Melty Butter]

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?

We'll probably never know. I will say this:

I recently found myself in the early November archives of the thread and reread most of "April's" tweets.

Focusing on Kayla's family, we now know...

> Dan posted on FB on 10/21 pleading with Kayla to leave Nick
> A few days later, April revealed on IG that she was in the 2nd house
> A day later, Dan got into a fender bender in the county where April's parents live
> Nick then did some rather ill-advised Locals streams at the very end of October
> Early November, about a week later, Nick and April start insanely sexting on Twitter

I believe they were next to each other for many of the exchanges, high as fuck, probably on whippets. Plenty of her texts don't sound remotely like April, but plenty do. Many of those exchanges were on a weekend when Dan and Shari probably had the kids. I assume Nick and April had free rein to do whatever they wanted.

I've also pondered whether Kayla may have gone into inpatient rehab around this time. I believe she was absent for about a month, but I haven't fact-checked myself so don't hold me to it. That would explain Dan's alarm if April and Nick were carrying on as Kayla was trying to get clean.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me that Nick gets off on making people uncomfortable, possibly because of his ODD or whatever it is

He loves the idea of overriding someone else's boundaries and imposing his will on them, same as how he loves to talk about his degenerate sex life. It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

Nick mistakes being a complete NERD with being edgy cool. He thinks everyone is just so prudishly scandalized, but [finally, thank God], "everyone" just realizes he's a dumb dork.

"Vanilla" as a synonym for "boring" is a pet peeve of mine. It also shows utter tastelessness. Vanilla is the second most expensive spice in the world for a reason (saffron is the first).

It's not inherently a pejorative term.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is. That has been one of the longest running persistent questions in this thread, and I always thought it was stupid.

What was his worst day? Possibly when that teacher took his Transformers toy and he couldn't pleasure his prostate for a while by shoving it up his FAGGOT ASS.

There you go. How 'bout that? Will you all buy that?

El Capitan Manning it sounds like you might be having a little bit of a MATI moment perhaps a melty if you will. Enjoy time with your family this weekend and recharge your hate batteries.

 

[Folgers Can]

According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
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Great catch. I briefly scrubbed through Stevie Lew's appearances on STMS, and nothing came up for those months. I assume Aaron deleted the stream, or Lew appears in Jan-Feb, but it's not in the title or the description. I don't have the patience to wade through all of his streams in those months to find it.

What's funnier is that Aaron was obsessive about going home for his streams (save one). This means Kayla was in his home when he took the pic WHILE STREAMING.

Nice work, Kayla. You were prancing around nearly naked off-screen while Aaron was working, and he then took a pic. Lovely.

Narrowing it down some more to not only 1) Stevie Lew mentions 2) on evening shows 3) in January-February, but also times 4) when April (presumably) wouldn't have been co-hosting at the time and 5) when Aaron was making eye contact with a proverbial "corner demon" a lot more than usual, I'm 99.99% sure it was the January 31st STES starting at timestamp 19:53 when something in the room got him so excited that he almost did a spittake, set down his beer and made a "hello what's this" face at something, followed with his eyes as though that attention-getter gradually walked toward the end of his desk, and then made a big thing out of aiming, zooming, and tapping his phone camera toward that end of the desk. If it had been any other time, that time sure would have been a lot less conspicuous than this:

Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up and point out where to look, for one last humiliation of Nick while the RP case winds down. For a long time it sounded like the only swinging going on was when the full Qover were all hanging out together at the same time and place, a juxtaposition which would make each cuckee's consent most clearly implied to his respective cuckor, but this clip makes one wonder how many times Kayla may have just disappeared to Aaron's place on her own to prance around topless and continue on to... "other adventures" as Nick likes to say.

Did Nick even have any idea what Kayla was up to that night?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I did not see this posted here, but Josh gave some updates about the bodycam during today's MATI. He mentioned that he's even considering suing Minnesota if they don't comply with the request for the bodycam footage.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

this clip makes one wonder how many times Kayla may have just disappeared to Aaron's place on her own to prance around topless and continue on to... "other adventures"

Huh, that puts the lovey dovey crap Aaron was spouting about Qayla in perspective. Makes me wonder how long she has been fucking around on Nick, and with who.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up and point out where to look, for one last humiliation of Nick […] Did Nick even have any idea what Kayla was up to that night?

Aaron 100% left it up so the farms would find it. And by extension, so that Nick would see it here and be utterly humiliated.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Our wife was obviously out getting dicked down by every Tom, Dick, and Harry in town long before the open swinging started while Balldoman was in his balldobunker jerking to MANdy and porn. LMAO get wrecked. He used alcohol and coke to try to embrace the cuck "lifestyle" but his narc brain can't handle not having complete control over his bitch.

 

[Father Balldo]

People keep saying Nick's "worst day" was when his daughter OD'd on coke. That is nonsense. I mean, it is the correct day, but it's not because she overdosed on coke that made it the worst day, it's that THE FILTHY FUCKING BITCH TOOK HIS FUCKING COKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE WAS GOING TO SNORT THAT, ABSOLUTE BULL FUCKING SHIT, THE FILTHY BITCH STOLE NICK'S COKE! YOU STUPID KAREN FARMER INCEL PRUDES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A FATHER. YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN WHO WILL STEAL YOUR FUCKING COKE!!

 

[Folgers Can]

Aaron 100% left it up so the farms would find it. And by extension, so that Nick would see it here and be utterly humiliated.

On that note it's even funnier picturing Nick pulling up the episode tonight and taking inspiration from a title that's just too perfect in hindsight:



There's your cue, Nick, unleash the lolsuits for our viewing pleasure!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

People keep saying Nick's "worst day" was when his daughter OD'd on coke. That is nonsense. I mean, it is the correct day, but it's not because she overdosed on coke that made it the worst day, it's that THE FILTHY FUCKING BITCH TOOK HIS FUCKING COKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE WAS GOING TO SNORT THAT, ABSOLUTE BULL FUCKING SHIT, THE FILTHY BITCH STOLE NICK'S COKE! YOU STUPID KAREN FARMER INCEL PRUDES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A FATHER. YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN WHO WILL STEAL YOUR FUCKING COKE!!

It's not even the correct day the medical emergency happened months after the worst day

 

[Melty Butter]

Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up

You found it! Congratulations! It's 100% the moment of the RP pic. If you go back to 15:00 onward he says, "LET'S FUCK!" as a non sequitur and shortly after talks about "distractions". He's constantly glancing to his left. Then he takes the pic.

He also opens the show saying that April took his kids and the dog somewhere... so, there's that.

 

[Captain Manning]

Because it's the day his daughter OD'd on massive amounts of cocaine and he refused to get her medical assistance because he was afraid of getting arrested.

That's what it should be, but let's be careful to not conflate what something should be with what he actually considers his worst day. It's also absolutely not it because he was talking about his worst day long before the hospitalization.

To what extent it actually matters, I think Nick's worst day is anytime he doesn't get what he wants. Like somebody telling him no.

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?

I think it may very well have been him.

But let's say I'm wrong. You haven't heard from her in a long time, have you?

One of the things that bothered me about those Tweets is the "bloody bedsheet" story. I am having a difficult time wrapping my head around most women thinking that's cool or sexy. I think that was wholely an invention of Nick's deranged mind because he does (as he now chides Aaron for being allegedly abusive towards women, no less).

(Then again, I also grant she's a bit of a skank).

 

[Vibralldo]

Aaron 100% left it up so the farms would find it. And by extension, so that Nick would see it here and be utterly humiliated.

Aaron literally livestreamed every part of him committing the crime, holy shit

 

[200MB]

Narrowing it down some more to not only 1) Stevie Lew mentions 2) on evening shows 3) in January-February, but also times 4) when April (presumably) wouldn't have been co-hosting at the time and 5) when Aaron was making eye contact with a proverbial "corner demon" a lot more than usual, I'm 99.99% sure it was the January 31st STES starting at timestamp 19:53 when something in the room got him so excited that he almost did a spittake, set down his beer and made a "hello what's this" face at something, followed with his eyes as though that attention-getter gradually walked toward the end of his desk, and then made a big thing out of aiming, zooming, and tapping his phone camera toward that end of the desk. If it had been any other time, that time sure would have been a lot less conspicuous than this:

AWOOOGA

The absolute shame, how has Nick not driven his Mustang off a cliff yet.

EDIT:

 

[There She Glows]

One of the things that bothered me about those Tweets is the "bloody bedsheet" story. I am having a difficult time wrapping my head around most women thinking that's cool or sexy. I think that was wholely an invention of Nick's deranged mind because he does (as he now chides Aaron for being allegedly abusive towards women, no less).
(Then again, I also grant she's a bit of a skank).

The only way I can make sense of April being behind that tweet is if her period started in the middle of sex and they had an inside joke about fucking so hard it started her period. Skanks have the same biology as any other woman, any sexually active woman would know bleeding from sex is a sign that something is wrong. Either shit got bone dry down there or you need to start worrying about some kind of infection or cervical cancer.