🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[I Am Not Really]

Marky posting is still a popular way to get yourself eliminated from on-site streaming. Below was JohnnyFish's exit...

There is also a new "stream star" house on the block. Going by "Sardine Tin" - they consider themselves a "fan production" similar to segregated and are going to run for 5 days.

https://x.com/ApertureKeys/status/1910945713711702290

Not sure if they outlined specific plans yet, looks like they're gonna rest up first in a "super bed".
Aperture & Kalkalaka are hosting. The Furry (KingDoctor) and Jaquanzie (Clarice and Jordan?) are also production.
Contestants are: Fish, Dracolad, Chairy, BrookieBabe420, CrossAmbrosius

 

[ElAbominacion]

I think Letty finds Chicken charming and good looking, but he's also a fuckboy who just wants to get his dick wet so they're simply not compatible. It seemed like they both had an understanding of that but he kept hitting on her, and I guess ended up having a little trick played on him.

After those messages you have to be pretty naive to think they didn't fuck. Letty's just a weird whore, and I think her content is best viewed through that lens. Let's hope TJ doesn't get Discord Dave's superAIDS.

"Chicken Andy" has fucked a bunch of STD ridden whores in his IP2 career, with infamous sex acts including eating a female hobo's ass and other gross things IP2 Bicycle Alice asked of him as well. He's a walking petri dish.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There is also a new "stream star" house on the block. Going by "Sardine Tin" - they consider themselves a "fan production" similar to segregated and are going to run for 5 days.
https://x.com/ApertureKeys/status/1910945713711702290
Not sure if they outlined specific plans yet, looks like they're gonna rest up first in a "super bed".
Aperture & Kalkalaka are hosting. The Furry (KingDoctor) and Jaquanzie (Clarice and Jordan?) are also production.
Contestants are: Fish, Dracolad, Chairy, BrookieBabe420, CrossAmbrosius

It's insane that a bunch of fans are spending their own money to put in effort to try and make the site watchable this far in. Well, it's probably Aperture bankrolling all of this with his Injun money but still.

 

[Oprah Winfrey]

After those messages you have to be pretty naive to think they didn't fuck. Letty's just a weird whore, and I think her content is best viewed through that lens. Let's hope TJ doesn't get Discord Dave's superAIDS.

"Chicken Andy" has fucked a bunch of STD ridden whores in his IP2 career, with infamous sex acts including eating a female hobo's ass and other gross things IP2 Bicycle Alice asked of him as well. He's a walking petri dish.

Look, I'm just going by what Chicken himself said. And he stuck by that story even after he went full nuclear and leaked the texts.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Jacob lost his match last night.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

S02E08 edit:

Credit where credit is due, it's actually really well done. In particular, Jimmy's descent into madness with soundbites him repeatedly saying he wouldn't assault a female, throw things at them, etc with the whole thing completely blowing up in his face in the last 10 minutes. Also people sometimes think Jimmy flipped the fuck out just out of blue at Abi, but this episode clearly shows that it was Wiggers who turned heat up on him until he snapped (Operation Jimmy Missile was completely masterminded by the production not the contestants). Abi just managed to get shit end of the deal and was kind of a lightning rod while basically everybody else and production tried their hardest to get Jimmy out.

As someone who didn’t watch s2 live, this was an eye opener to what really led up to the mallet incident. Previously, I thought Production just gaslit him into thinking the toy phone was a valuable antique and that’s why he flipped out but nope. They really turned up the heat on Jimmy in the days leading up to that.


That “He loves his antiques” at the ending was the icing on the kino cake.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Previously, I thought Production just gaslit him into thinking the toy phone was a valuable antique and that’s why he flipped out but nope. They really turned up the heat on Jimmy in the days leading up to that.

He was all they really had at that point as a content source. They went all in on him and got burnt because of it. Surely they learned from this and didn’t repeat the same mistakes in season 3, right?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He was all they really had at that point as a content source. They went all in on him and got burnt because of it. Surely they learned from this and didn’t repeat the same mistakes in season 3, right?

From mallet king to monkey king.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I just finished the new episode and I'm really impressed with it. I think the cell portion of the episode was way too short but everything else was great. They cut the only funny part of s2 involving Josie with her cake in the cell when she demanded no one fuck with her cake only for her to come back pissed when the cake is destroyed demanding who did it while TJ has cake all over his hands. Dumb Gay going "Josie are you actually for real right now?". I find it funny that they cut out Sam roid raging at TJ for cutting his hair before Tay as well. They include a reference to Dumb Gay having a bag of his own shit but they cut the part where he put the open bag in front of the fan to stink the fish out.

Speaking of Dumb Gay, I forgot just how funny he was in s2, he was truly one of the only good things about the season. I was laughing my ass off when he was going off constantly with his "black knowledge", Dumb Gay is a King tier freeloader up there with Lance, Jobe, and Luke. I'm very impressed with Steinful including ALL the context for Jimmy and Abbi/Britney's fued (wtf is her name supposed to be?). I fully expected them to just frame Jimmy as le' evil wahman hater and Britney as le' helpless innocent brave stronk wahman but they showed that Britney's own autism is what made her hate Jimmy so much (and Jet making Jimmy try to "flirt" with her) with her being unable to comprehend what a joke is and taking Jimmy at face value at everything. It's still shocking to me that Britney thought Jimmy was 100% dead serious about smelling Tay's panties, even when Vance said to her "don't you think it was probably a joke" Britney didn't even know what a joke was.

All in all, very solid episode and I'm excited to get to the Hassle episode and hopefully we will get it next Friday and not next year.

 

[no-exit]

Which is exactly what they did and it led to arguably the best night of the entire season, though it's not clear that it was worth losing Jimmy. Or having a girl nearly get her skull caved in.

There's no way that Jimmy was going to be "eliminated" normally. He was either going to win, or sperg out and be kicked. It was absolutely worth it. Operation Jimmy Missile is arguably the most famous (not necessarily best) moment of S2.

It's the same dilemma they faced when they invited Alex B's wife on season 3, which Sam even admitted was a mistake.

There's no way they couldn't try to get her on the show. I only wish they gave him a few days to chill out.

As someone who didn’t watch s2 live, this was an eye opener to what really led up to the mallet incident. Previously, I thought Production just gaslit him into thinking the toy phone was a valuable antique and that’s why he flipped out but nope. They really turned up the heat on Jimmy in the days leading up to that.

People always forget which regulars were active for which seasons. People sometimes think I was active during S1, I could've sworn you were here for S2. Allow me to paint a picture of what it was like watching this moment live. My mouth was on the floor, and I was staring at the computer like this:

Because I thought he actually caved Abis head in.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Her real name is Abigail, I think and Brittney was just an alias for S2. Maybe it was the other way around though. @Blackstar should know since he was the one that doxxed her here in this thread leading to a hilarious Abi meltdown on X.

 

[Halloween23]

I haven't watched the new episode yet but I hope they included the part where right before Sam left for the day he told the wiggers to keep a close eye on Jimmy and then within 30 minutes Jimmy had almost murdered someone.

 

[Blackstar]

Her real name is Abigail, I think and Brittney was just an alias for S2. Maybe it was the other way around though. @Blackstar should know since he was the one that doxxed her here in this thread leading to a hilarious Abi meltdown on X.

I didn't phonebook her, just happened to be browsing 4chan at the same time as she was yelling at us on Twitter and it was posted there at the time so I decided to repost it. But yes that's her real name and she was supposed to use Brittney but she immediately slipped up and used her real name instead lmao.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I didn't phonebook her, just happened to be browsing 4chan at the same time as she was yelling at us on Twitter and it was posted there at the time so I decided to repost it. But yes that's her real name and she was supposed to use Brittney but she immediately slipped up and used her real name instead lmao.

Luckily that ended up working out for the show as it fed into Jimmy's delusions and persecution complex believing she was a paid actress to get him out.

 

[Polyboros2]

Also people sometimes think Jimmy flipped the fuck out just out of blue at Abi, but this episode clearly shows that it was Wiggers who turned heat up on him until he snapped

I've had to argue that point here since essentially the night it happened. Jimmy isn't blameless in Hammertime, but Production definitely stressed him and willfully left him open to snap. That night, Sam clearly had a handle on Jimmy being at a breaking point and letting the content for while keeping a short leash, and Jet was clearly instructed to keep an eye on him and let him cool off. Jet immediately ignored that, kept winding Jimmy up and not keeping him tard wrangled. I like Jimmy, not as a human, but as a little retard baby in the Tank, but I will give him some slack being on an edgey Internet show for weeks, getting bad food and sleep, an absurd number of cigarettes, and being the constant focus of harassment of production. They were setting up a blow up, and they are the ones that fucked up in letting it get dangerous.

Production almost certainly did not want to get rid of Jimmy

Sam didn't, but I think Jet did. I think Jet sees himself as the content king, his vision and set ups make the show what it is. Fishtank is the real Lolcow Live, and while their set ups can drive content, very rarely is it the source, the source is the crazy retards in the Tank. The difference between Burt who won, and Alex B that was driven off? Burt fully interacted with Jets set up and would carry them on for a long time, while Alex was his own character.

I'm actually hoping Luke is getting in real good graces with Sam, he's such a charismatic guy who interacts with the fish so well to drive content that I could see Jet getting insecure.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I'm actually hoping Luke is getting in real good graces with Sam, he's such a charismatic guy who interacts with the fish so well to drive content that I could see Jet getting insecure.

Lukes an excellent tard wrangler, I remember when burt was looping and concerning the fish but he was able to get him back on track telling him stories about The Odyssey and relating the fake fish to the suitors iirc. Was honestly kino. He's incredibly charismatic in a very positive way which is something the show lacks in both staff and fish. He'd be extremely helpful as staff or as a plant again and hope to see more of him going forward.

 

[BullfrogBill]

There's no way they couldn't try to get her on the show. I only wish they gave him a few days to chill out.

Be real, did you really want Alex B to win s3 after seeing him get tossed around by the ogre then tossing said ogre's salad, then dry humping her after the fact and defending her in the Penthouse like he was a dog? I sure as hell didn't, the quicker they got Alex B to sperg out and quit the better is the way I saw it, there was no mistake on anyone's part except Alex.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Be real, did you really want Alex B to win s3 after seeing him get tossed around by the ogre then tossing said ogre's salad, then dry humping her after the fact and defending her in the Penthouse like he was a dog? I sure as hell didn't, the quicker they got Alex B to sperg out and quit the better is the way I saw it, there was no mistake on anyone's part except Alex.

This is a really fun topic to talk about (and one I've written about in my autistic Fishtank book). Thank you for bringing it up.

The point is never about who wins, it's about content that continually be drawn out. It's hard to want any Fish to win because they're typically all terrible people. At best they're morally dubious. By getting someone to quit you're effectively eliminating all future content opportunities that originate from them.

This is only a good trade off if you're confident that a Fish's elimination or premature departure results in enough content to surpass the future content they would create by themselves or by their presence.

Take for example Mauro being bullied to the point of leaving Bloodgames. Mauro is nontent. He's likely not going to become a content machine spontaneously, therefore getting Alex Stein and Greg to harass him till he leaves is a good trade. The short term content gains of this action outweigh Mauro's useless presence.

The risk begins to outweigh the rewards as Fish become higher quality and more irreplaceable (although an argument can be made that remaining show time also matters to a small degree). Jimmy is a good example of this.

He's probably not in the GOAT Fish debate, but he was an extremely solid Fish. Also, post-Cole elimination Jimmy became largely irreplaceable since he was quite literally the only source of content that didn't require Production overreach. By Production pushing him to his limit they created amazing short term content (mallet incident and Jimmy meltdowns), but at the cost of his presence on the show. And as we all know, it resulted in one of the worst content droughts in the show's history as 90% of content at that point originated from him.

Alex is no different at his foundation. High-quality Fish, largely irreplaceable in the house dynamic, pushed to a breaking point, amazing short term content resulting from that breaking point, disastrous consequences for long term content as you just blew up your content reserves.

 

[skrod]

Greg started a 24 hour wilderness survival stream with no tent, presumably somewhere in the Tennessee woods. He said his restreams are fucked so it's only gonna be available on https://www.twitch.tv/skitzy_va .




Unrelated but don't want to double post - Gavin McInnes' seven year right-hand man Ryan Katsu Rivera has left Gavin McInnes to go work for Sam Hyde about 3 months ago. You've probably seen him in the TMZ parody video they just did (he's the asian guy). In case you didn't know Gavin McInnes is the creator of the Proud Boys and a long time Anthony Cumia collaborator. Ryan is an extremely talented impressionist and 10x funnier than Gavin ever was. His recent involvement may or may not have to do with Sam Hyde trying to start up a full blown right wing grifter show.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Alex is no different at his foundation. High-quality Fish, largely irreplaceable in the house dynamic, pushed to a breaking point, amazing short term content resulting from that breaking point, disastrous consequences for long term content as you just blew up your content reserves.

People say there were big consequences to Alex B quitting a lot but I don't know what they are referring to exactly. Content kept flowing perfectly fine after Alex B was eliminated. Circumstances in s3 were very different than s2 and Alex B wasn't even close to being the only content maker. The content drought in s3 came much later after Alex was gone for like a week and a half, it would be a massive stretch to say Alex B quitting lead to that.