Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick or Kayla initiating a lawsuit against Aaron would extremely risky now that Minnesota has anti-SLAPP. It would also require money that I dont think Nick has anymore and that his parents would be unlikely to provide.

On the other hand, Nick's recent chat comments show an escalating pattern of statements. Both the statements about April being assaulted by people associated with Aaron and the new DV accusation against Aaron. Nick being Nick, it wouldn't be out of character for him to throw out all kinds of escalating bait fishing for a defamation suit from Aaron.

What happens when nick sues aaron for defamation but weeks later nick gets charged with the email/lawyer confidentiality thing? Or vice versa (nick gets charged first then he retaliates with the lawsuit)? One is state, the other is federal right?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

What happens when nick sues aaron for defamation but weeks later nick gets charged with the email/lawyer confidentiality thing? Or vice versa (nick gets charged first then he retaliates with the lawsuit)? One is state, the other is federal right?

If he's retarded enough to start a lawsuit while being indicted for a criminal one he's gonna either burn through the rest of the trust or he's doing it pro se imho.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What happens when nick sues aaron for defamation but weeks later nick gets charged with the email/lawyer confidentiality thing? Or vice versa (nick gets charged first then he retaliates with the lawsuit)? One is state, the other is federal right?

Ideally you wait for a criminal trial to be over, that way you can fall back on established facts for your civil suit. [EDIT] But the criminal trial against Aaron did not exactly turn out as expected. The damage was assessed as minimal, the punishment is non existent and the state did not even attempt to prove harassment. So Nick has nothing to work with other than his own made up gay lies.

So Aaron's best move right now is to do nothing and let those retards stack up their harassment that can be used at a later time as aggravated circumstances and as proof for the extent and duration for the harassment and intimidation efforts.

If Nick tries to go after Aaron for defamation, he will just get struck down by the new MN Anti-SLAPP.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If he's retarded enough

he's gonna either burn through the rest of the trust or he's doing it pro se imho.

So he's gonna do both

 

[Harm]

I just hope it results in the feds taking a good hard look at Melton's hard drive

IANAL, but I've heard of feds obtaining warrants requiring hard drives to be decrypted in order for them to be inspected, too. In the case that the owner of the hard drive refuses to do so, or the hard drive is pre-emptively destroyed, I've also heard that jurors have been instructed to presume that hard drive contained the most damning information possible in the scope of the investigation.

That's all to say that Melton should encrypt his hard drive and he'll be completely safe

 

[Maraschino]

So Aaron's best move right now is to do nothing and let those retards stack up their harassment that can be used at a later time as aggravated circumstances and as proof for the extent and duration for the harassment and intimidation efforts.

If Aaron successfully files a restraining order against Melton for acting like a fucking creep for years, Melton might either A) kill himself, because he won't have the ability to make money, or B) start making fun of Nick. Either way we win.

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don’t. Especially when all she managed to get out of it was some gaudy tattoos about her gay fuck fuck group before getting dumped in the middle of no where Minnesota

April deserves zero sympathy.

You say this because she's a Minnesota 5, but if she was a New York 9. I bet you'd feel differently about it.|
Some women just don't have the emotional and intellectual wherewithal to make it in the labour market. Back in ye olden days, they'd seek to marry well, have children and be a stay-at-home mom.

The opportunities to do this today are few and far between. I think April took one look at Kayla and thought 'That bitch is living the dream, I want me some of that too. I don't care if I have to share him, the life of cocaine, podcasts and parties is the life for me.'

Of course, if she'd had any moral or ethical principles, or even if she wasn't just a flat out moron, she'd see that these people were as far from happy as it's possible to get, but we have to make the best of the talents that we're given. April's talents were a metabolism that didn't pile the pounds on and a willingness to put out when necessary to get what she wanted in life.

I can't hold that against her. Of course, I'd never tolerate such a shallow, grasping, lazy whore in my own life, but there's no shortage of men who'd give a woman like that bed space. For a couple of weeks, at least. In Aaron, she'd found a man who was willing to tolerate it -- and cut her a cheque for $4k a month, just to hang around.

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got till it's gone...

 

[Melty Butter]

Skirmishes on Twitter.


A better view; Rekieta blocked him/her. This has been an ongoing rumor for a while - Kayla refused to return calls from the prosecutor. I've seen nothing to verify said rumor, but I believe it.


Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

Funny how Nick is still adamant on his cope legal take. Aaron admitted nothing that would prove harassment.
Nick's legal analysis is as always retarded and wrong.
What a waste of good fucking oxygen.

 

[thebigdream]

Funny how Nick is still adamant on his cope legal take. Aaron admitted nothing that would prove harassment.
Nick's legal analysis is as always retarded and wrong.
What a waste of good fucking oxygen.

It's just so obviously wrong. If they had him 'dead to rights', any plea would involve a few sweeteners to make the process go faster, but he'd likely still cop the felony if the ebidence was as egregious as Nick claims. What we saw in reality was a prosecutor wanting to wash their hands of a retarded case filled with retards for $50. I wish it'd been $100 so we could use variations of the "I'll pay you $100 to fuck off" meme.

 

[Vibralldo]

Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

Glad to know Nick admits that they had him dead to rights on the child endangerment

Aaron's already admitted to what he was charged for, Nick has not.

 

[parsnip]

Skirmishes on Twitter.

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But I thought if you ended up with some charges lessened or removed during your deal it meant you were innocent of those? Isn't that what Nick said about his child endangerment charge?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

So to recap the CFAA violation timeline:

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

Spoiler: Sources

# CLIPS SOURCES:
• Oct 29, 2024:
October 29, 2024: April Anderson's Clown Court! Aaron Imholte's Positivity! New Apples, Who Dis? | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/t9ChASjbUOY
• Oct 31, 2024:
October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/59dE41qpi-k
• Nov 04, 2024:
November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/eokD15BdDXI
• Nov 07, 2024:
November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/UwLZ-1WamQY
• Nov 08, 2024:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/zz35W4CYEpg
• Nov 10, 2024:
REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let's UNFOLD What Just Happened! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/M2Sf4kRLmRQ
• Nov 11, 2024:
November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me... | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/rlLB7MiFX8s
• Nov 13, 2024:
Steel Toe: Aaron’s trip to the police department & April’s Twitter collab with Ralph - 11/13/24 | Stallyn19: https://youtu.be/Ww8EClVvXTw
• Nov 21, 2024:
Alex Jones Fights Back, Nick Rekieta Takes Another L, Trump Case Updates, and more!, | Potentially Criminal: https://youtu.be/XzrPpZM1O_s
• Jan 03, 2025:
Steel Toe: MLC, NLO, Pat Dixon & Super Tips - 1/3/25 | Stallyn19: https://youtu.be/zyGg9WuvtEg
• Feb 28, 2025:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SUBMISSION Show! (February 28, 2025) | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/P6KG5pEJMNE
• Apr 08, 2025:
STMS: Rekieta Law Under Investigation by the FBI - Xitter Spergouts & Cyber Crimes (Apr 8, 2025) | elissa clips: https://youtu.be/A_yWmcw5zGc

# SCREENSHOTS:
• Elissa sending emails to Aaron and receiving a DM from Nick:

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/21043465

• Screenshots from Nobody Likes Onions Discord:
From Breaking Balldo News Twitter: https://archive.ph/4uvOM | https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1857328237287719299
Local Archive (@200MB): https://kiwifarms.net/posts/19847897
• Rekieta Law tweeting suspicious screenshots:
https://archive.ph/wip/MBb97 | https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1855382756739420377
• Breaking Balldo News Tweet and his DMs with Aaron:
https://archive.ph/wip/pNtgl | https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1855396278294729154
• Rekieta tweets that @Potentially Criminal and @elb were advising Aaron
https://archive.md/8Goz9 | https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1855412405871812879
• Nobody Likes Onions Tweeting suspicious zoomed in pictures:
Archived by @Windy Moors (https://kiwifarms.net/posts/19837185): https://archive.is/A42Hp

# SONG:
Song: Roger That · Sān-Z · HOYO-MiX | https://youtu.be/WpCj97lzQuw

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick should be worried, but he's not.

That's because he's delusional.

One of the most disturbing things about Nick is that I think many times he actually believes the crap that comes out of his mouth. It's more psychosis than cope now.

Say no to drugs.

But I thought if you ended up with some charges lessened or removed during your deal it meant you were innocent of those? Isn't that what Nick said about his child endangerment charge?

Yes.

Also, in Nick's case they dropped the lesser misdemeanors in exchange for him pleading guilty to a felony.

In Aaron's case, they dropped the felony in exchange for a guilty plea on $50 misdemeanor.

BIG difference.

 

[200MB]

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

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Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

I’ll add all the sources for the clips I used tomorrow in an edit—I need some rest.

Not being able to publicly discuss Aaron's private data must drive these guys crazy. They just have to sit on it and seethe lmao. Good video man really well done.

 

[thebigdream]

If April releases the footage for $6k, I hope that value becomes the ANUS (April-Nick Universal Standard) pegged to 120x a KNU. Make it happen April. We'll even stop talking about your gross feminine hygiene.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Skirmishes on Twitter.

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Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.
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"Dead to rights"... "deal doesn't mean"

Nick, buddy, come on now. How about we leave the lawyering stuff to the people that are actually lawyers.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

View attachment 7212309

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

I’ll add all the sources for the clips I used tomorrow in an edit—I need some rest.

And there we have it. Nick saying that because Aaron left himself logged in, it is all ok. Nope, not how it works. He is such a terrible lawyer

 

[AnOminous]

And there we have it. Nick saying that because Aaron left himself logged in, it is all ok. Nope, not how it works. He is such a terrible lawyer

Look at all the great legal advice you can get from Nick. It's legal to piss on people's graves. It's legal to deface property. If someone leaves their front door unlocked it's okay to burglarize their house.

What a fucking retard.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Look at all the great legal advice you can get from Nick. It's legal to piss on people's graves. It's legal to deface property. If someone leaves their front door unlocked it's okay to burglarize their house.

What a fucking retard.

I was about to say the first one he didn't actually say, but then I remembered he did something even more retarded, which was to dedicate a whole segment of a stream to discussing the actual legality of pissing and cumming on graves.