Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If it even exists as something other than a ceremonial sheet of boilerplate.

Outside of the truly devout, that's all it is anyways. The wording is pretty much standardized and if you aren't part of a frum community, means very little in terms of real life enforceability.

 

[Trombonista]

So... did she actually have a seder or am I owed a Semper Fidelis rating?

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

She's reportedly burning her ketubah and wedding dress tonight. That's so messed up, Becky. I saw your wedding dress, and it's irresponsible to burn polyester.

This is giving me serious bunny boiler vibes. Let us hope she doesn't dismember one of "his" dogs and "puts it in a little bag for him" or something.

Or Hannah.

 

[AnOminous]

Becky, in a Jewish divorce the husband keeps the ketubah. It isn't yours.

Becky isn't Jewish.

Still she's sounding like she's approaching 5150 territory. They should probably give her a 72 hour timeout in a loony bin, at the very least.

So... did she actually have a seder or am I owed a Semper Fidelis rating?

No, she's decided to defile and destroy Jewish religious items instead like a Nazi at a bookburning.

How does one even go through a fake divorce for their situation? I don't think any legal or religious authorities have been involved. Is her "divorce" finalized when Daniel just declared his intention to stop sleeping with her?

Burning the ketubah is particularly retarded, it may be the closest thing she has to a breakup contract. If it even exists as something other than a ceremonial sheet of boilerplate. Are there any readable pictures of this supposed document?

Fake wedding documents aren't public records.

And considering that bigamy is a criminal offense in California, attempting to file such a fake document could get you sent to prison. (Not that you'd generally even file a purely religious document.)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Still trotting out the "younger boyfriend" cope when her LARP marriage and (much more importantly) financial support just dissolved is some big brained Becky-thunk.

It’s a pathetic brag. Sam isn’t some college-age hunk, he’s a schlub with zero career prospects and a need for medicated shampoo. If the bragging threshold is “anyone young, no matter how desperate they are,” we could all get a younger boyfriend.

But he’s getting it from New Girlfriend this time, isn’t he? He’s not a looker so I’m guessing his options have been limited previously. I’m not as knowledgeable on the lore as some of you guys, so correct me if I’m wrong, but sex with someone less insane than Becky must be more alluring than sex with the DSM manual? I’m a woman though, so what do I know.

Never underestimate the power of “crazy pussy v no pussy at all.” It is the greatest weapon in the BPD girlfriend arsenal. So yeah, if he’s getting it elsewhere, his ex is far less of a threat.

She's reportedly burning her ketubah and wedding dress tonight. That's so messed up, Becky. I saw your wedding dress, and it's irresponsible to burn polyester.

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Can I option the movie rights to this shitstorm yet? It's giving War of the Roses with far less attractive main characters.

Could you even call it a wedding dress? Everyone was basically wearing ordinary clothes. Ceremony under a cheap gazebo in the back yard. I’ve seen shotgun weddings between retards that were less depressing.

 

[salt]

Did she sign a “””ketubah””” at her fake wedding to the Kraut? I don’t recall one.

Also, did she or Daniel say he’s actually dating someone? I thought she just tweeted that he had a girl he was interested in join him on his evening walks with the baby, but nothing about a whole ass other relationship yet.

Ketubot are also often expensive, custom made pieces of art you can hang in your living room or somewhere similar, so she could have bought one without doing any of the traditional ceremonial stuff. I can’t imagine even a Reform rabbi would be down for doing an actual polygamous marriage with a ketubah but who the fuck knows these days.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If Becky actually went through with her little "bonfire," she's breaking the law. It has been all "no burn days" for agricultural and recreational fires in Ventura County.

 

[Sperghetti]

Also, did she or Daniel say he’s actually dating someone? I thought she just tweeted that he had a girl he was interested in join him on his evening walks with the baby, but nothing about a whole ass other relationship yet.

To be fair, to someone like Becky, that's basically the same thing.

 

[echolocation]

Some people have probably heard the analogy that Borderlines are like people with terrible sunburns all over their body - poking a normal person on the arm doesn't provoke a huge response, but for someone badly sunburned they will cry out in real pain.

I'm not a huge fan of that analogy because it kinda puts the onus on others to "not poke" the BPDer and not on the person to learn self-regulation tools, but it's apt in that all the poking really does hurt.

Old&late, but it's a very interesting analogy to me if you consider the sunburn to be a consequence of BPD impulsive shitty actions, like sitting in the sun for too long with no sunscreen or hat. It still hurts if you poke it, but the BPDer really should have known better. Similar to running headlong into shitty polyamorous relationships or abusing substances, it's a bad idea, and everyone except the BPDer can see they're gonna get (sun)burnt.

DBT and interpersonal therapy can help the person link the consequences to the original shitty action, and provide them alternatives (sitting in the shade, long sleeves, sunhat), and some of them eventually get the picture.

But some of the fuckers are just gonna keep sitting in the sun and getting burnt because 'it feels nice!' and then make it everyone else's problem by being a total bitch when it hurts.

It doesn't help that everyone gets sunburn occasionally, so they have plausible deniability and can spin the 'boohoo my life is so hard' to people who haven't yet watched them sit out in the sun repeatedly, over and over again. But there's only so long that people can watch it happen before they get frustrated and give up/leave, which is exactly what happened with Daniel when Becky not only continued to sit in the sun, but started to bring his infant child with her.

Slap some sunscreen on, Becky. Get a hat. Stop sleeping with randos and cut back on the weed. You'll feel a lot better without sunburn all the time.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Good lord, Null, what did you do to the site?

Anyway, this morning Becky reposts a musing on how important the emotion of "rage" is.


Being comfortable with rage? Becky's got that on lock.

Oh wait, scratch that, now she pities him.

Becky calls Daniel a Sperm Donor again because he "missed" Passover. It's worth noting that Daniel is a hardcore atheist who Becky forced to nominally convert in order to fake marry her. He's even less really Jewish than Becky, so why does he have to care about Passover? Especially one where the Seder was naked Becky drinking margaritas or an illegal burning in their backyard?

Oh I'm so glad she won't be able to lure him back with sex. This may have some staying power.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Everyone is forgetting that they have ~400k in equity between the three of them if the house went for the Zillow price. It seems ridiculous, but I assume they'd get close to the Zillow price if they listed it (based on how that area sells) and that would leave Becky and Jack with a cool 269k to wipe their tears. I'm sure some of that would get eaten up in fees and repairs and all that, but they would be far from destitute.

Well, no, not really.

Becky and Jackson have not been keeping up their obligations (contributions) at all. Part of equity is contribution - you don't get to kick up 0% of the mortgage and then take 33% of the sale price "because we're all friends". Becky would traditionally get to skate on this because ex-wives tend to get favorable treatment in this area - but I'd imagine that if this gets litigated that Daniel is going to position Jackson as the "real" husband that would contribute to Becky's equity - on top of their sham marriage and her social media activity.

What would be really funny is that if Daniel really pushes this and forces a sale and gets most of the money from it, leaving Jackson and Becky with a much smaller (proportional) slice and she chimps out about it, even though her only contributions are from subletting to fetlife weirdos who fuck her. Hopefully that becomes a huge issue and Daniel gets to rake her over the coals for that too.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

"Please don't put in the paper that I was bitter and coping, ok?" - Becky

LOLOL. Since when have we seen her attend temple in the past few years, much less put out the whole ke'ara or read from the Haggadah? (Not Jewish myself but plenty of Jewish friends who invite me to these things). Her Jewishness is much like her "trans" and "disabled" status - empty performance to hide behind when she loses internet slapfights.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky and Jackson have not been keeping up their obligations (contributions) at all. Part of equity is contribution - you don't get to kick up 0% of the mortgage and then take 33% of the sale price "because we're all friends".

It would ultimately become a he-said, she-said between Becky and Jackson on one side and Daniel on the other here, because while you're correct they certainly haven't contributed much, where's the documentation? And not just bank receipts, because with nothing in writing Becky and Cuckson will double-down on "we are a commune and we all contributed equally in different ways, not just fiscally." If Daniel wanted to fight THAT, he'd need a lot of evidence and I highly doubt he has that.

Without any kind of written contract here, it's back to stakes in the deed. They'd get 2/3rds unless Daniel secretly has a ton of money to throw at litigation I truly think his smartest move is to take his third of the equity and move on. He's not out for revenge like Becky is. He just want to get the fuck out as quickly as possible.

@rusty shackleford 1 he's still doing his evening walks with Hah-nuh, too. She's absolutely blind with BPD right now.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

She’s tweeting this stuff like he does not literally live with his child and see her daily! only Becky gets to neglect hahnuh for sex

 

[Kosher Dill]

The wedding dress ashes just rocketed up my Lolcow Relics List. Not up there with the Sonichu Totem, but at least up there with Ethan Ralph's stolen purse.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

It would ultimately become a he-said, she-said between Becky and Jackson on one side and Daniel on the other here, because while you're correct they certainly haven't contributed much, where's the documentation? And not just bank receipts, because with nothing in writing Becky and Cuckson will double-down on "we are a commune and we all contributed equally in different ways, not just fiscally." If Daniel wanted to fight THAT, he'd need a lot of evidence and I highly doubt he has that.

Without any kind of written contract here, it's back to stakes in the deed. They'd get 2/3rds unless Daniel secretly has a ton of money to throw at litigation I truly think his smartest move is to take his third of the equity and move on. He's not out for revenge like Becky is. He just want to get the fuck out as quickly as possible.

Remember back when Becky was in the midst of her "cancer scare", and when people on Twitter asked her why Daniel wasn't covering the costs of the doctor visits and/or the pricey Disney trips she was taking at the time., she screeched that she did not want to "rely on Daniel's money".

So if Becky wasn't lying just to make excuses for her e-begging for Disney trips, then most likely Daniel does keep his finances and records independent from the sea hag. I could be wrong and they somehow have a three way joint account (I have no idea if that flies in Cali), but I seriously doubt that they somehow arranged for every single house payment to show up as a equal 3 way contribution. I'd imagine it's more like this:
Daniel: 80%
Jackson: 10%
Becky: 10%

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"I'm burning all our wedding stuff! Lol!"

"Why won't he come for dinner?!"

 

[Disco Snake]

I wonder what they're going to do about Han-uh's education if Casa de Cuck is sold. I always assumed they picked such an extravagant house for the school district. And I think Becky is bluffing about homeschooling. There is no way she's giving up the free baby sitting.

The private liberal schools are too expensive even for upper middle-class families. Catholic schools are more affordable by design, but Becky would never go for that. Orthodox schools could be an option for the same reason, but again, Becky would never go for it. Reform schools are just as expensive as private liberal ones. Becky is lucky, but not lucky enough to win a charter school lottery.

I worry the Minecraft baby is going to be an easy target for bullies

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I worry the Minecraft baby is going to be an easy target for bullies

You worry about it because you're an adult, fully equipped with empathy.
Becca is counting on it, because she is a monster and has all the pity me tweets ready to go.

 

[Eventide]

She's reportedly burning her ketubah and wedding dress tonight. That's so messed up, Becky. I saw your wedding dress, and it's irresponsible to burn polyester.

I can't help but wonder if Cuck Hub #2 finally grew a pair of balls & told Bex (& her gooner fetlife boyfriends/Cuck Hubs #1) to get a job or gtfo?

Considering her less than Kosher choice of Passover activities, I wonder if it is too early to assume Becky is no longer going to pretend to be Jewish? Ooh, let's bet on which religion the BPD witch will randomly fixate on next - my guess is Norse paganism, specifically the Neo Nazi-lite flavor of Norse paganism. Cue Bex bitching about her "cheap greedy Jewish ex who abandoned her & Hannah to live on the streets in abject poverty".

Anyway, this morning Becky reposts a musing on how important the emotion of "rage" is.

Being comfortable with rage? Becky's got that on lock.

...so, ditto on the "bunny boiler" comments.

Has there been any details mentioned about Cuck #2's new girlfriend? I wonder if she's Jewish - like, real, actual Jewish? Perhaps that could explain Bex's Ketubah arson/Cuck #2 not being around on Passover (perhaps he attended his new gf's real, non-lobster dinner/orgy, Seder)?