Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[A Deer In Headlights]

Also... did they film this and time it to distract from Anisa’s lift deadline? He posted this at 3:41 PM and the deadline was a little after 4. He never teased content deadlines before. Content Cops always came out of nowhere. This is just a humiliation fest in every comment section.

I'm curious about that as well, like if this was something he's been working on for a while or if it was something hastily made just to get attention. Either way it's a risky and desperate move because if it bombs it's going to get so much hate especially after he retroactively apologized for making Content Cop in the first place.

I think the funniest options would be to do Ethan Klein, Kiwi Farms, or himself. Sam Hyde would be a pretty retarded move since afaik that drama he had with him is over 3 years old at this point and I don't think he could say anything to make him lose support from his fanbase. If anything this could be some gay attempt at promoting CC3 since Anisa doesn't seem willing to do 1 deadlift for charity that she claims she could easily do but chooses not.

 

[Leo Frank]

I'm curious about that as well, like if this was something he's been working on for a while or if it was something hastily made just to get attention. Either way it's a risky and desperate move because if it bombs it's going to get so much hate especially after he retroactively apologized for making Content Cop in the first place.

I think the funniest options would be to do Ethan Klein, Kiwi Farms, or himself. Sam Hyde would be a pretty retarded move since afaik that drama he had with him is over 3 years old at this point and I don't think he could say anything to make him lose support from his fanbase. If anything this could be some gay attempt at promoting CC3 since Anisa doesn't seem willing to do 1 deadlift for charity that she claims she could easily do but chooses not.

I agree it could be a bait and switch to promote CC3 and be a “pos content cop” since the date of the docu-series for creator clash was set to come out April 16th but that has been removed and now he’s announced the release of a content cop.

He can’t do a real content cop going back on all his previous “values” without getting shit for it. If it is a bait and switch over dumbass creator clash, people will be so pissed. The final nail would be if he tries to sling some CC3 merch in it. This teaser seemed very hastily put together.

 

[thebigdream]

It has to be something that everyone has shit on and its okay to

Literally the only way this can be successful is if he shits on his abusive relationship with Anisha. That would be an all-time classic video which is exactly why he won't do it.

 

[Seedling]

Just uploaded to their discord, wonder who it's gonna be on. I expect this to be total dog shit.

Content cop without slurs its just gonna be content slop, watch him call whatever he riffs on a "bigot" to avoid backlash from his new "more mature" audience

 

[Doublefrag]

Just uploaded to their discord, wonder who it's gonna be on. I expect this to be total dog shit.


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I'm really hyped about the new Content Cop. You just know it will come crashing down in the most pathetic, humiliating way, the only question is how exactly. What lows will Ian hit this time.

The lesson here is, you can never bring back the good ol' times with Leafy, iDubbbz, Filthy Frank, before Breadtube when everything was so simple and soulful. iDubbbz is dead, now there is only Ian Jomha. The hopeful fans who wanted Content Cop to return will have their wish granted with a massive monkey paw. It will be interesting to see his old manners put through the twisted lens of his new cuckolded self. This will go down in history as one of the most straightforward and brutal displays of a man's decline.

 

[Metatron]

I really doubt he would poke the Sam Hyde bear, especially after how he got mauled last time and gave that bear a new life.

However, since the date of release is Sam's 40th birthday.... Nah... Ian is no longer the puppet master.

Could it be his autistic strategy to get some relevance to advertise CC3?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

buddy this is the Anisa thread

lol


i was trying to prove the point that what more can mr. jomah make that hasn't been said?

 

[Judge Holden]

Literally the only way this can be successful is if he shits on his abusive relationship with Anisha. That would be an all-time classic video which is exactly why he won't do it.

Frankly I feel he passed the event horizon of being able to turn shit around with his former audience. Any attempt to pander to them would be extremely obvious and embarrassing to witness, and absolutely fucking nobody other than said former fans or niggers like us have any awareness that Anus exists beside all three of her OF customers. Sure there would be a relative spike in views compared to his usual fare, but after that shit will plummet back down hard.

As previously stated I have invoked Prison Rape law to declare him forever marked as a prag no matter how desperately he might try to edgetard his way back into the sunlight, and I sincerely hope should he try to crawl back that I see not a single one of you niggers on this thread giving him undeserved pity.

 

[ThePissWitch]

Going after Sam would be a great pr move which is why it won't be him sadly, he has no business acumen anymore, only soporific preachings.
Him and his wife are almost definitely too afraid to stir that pot.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Imagine if it's H3h3 and Ian just spouts a load of Hasan talking points. All so Anisa can get closer to her sweetheart.

 

[Mystic Adviser @ Sanrio]

It's always just when I get bored with this thread that it pops off. It was a blast reading people tear apart her ancient "dead lifting" video that she posted. That's what the Farms is all about. A part of me believes that the guy offering up $5k would probably donate it even if she failed at a true and honest attempt. But it's once again proven that Anisa's pride is the only thing that's too big for her to swallow.

I'm pumped for the new content cop, even though it'll most likely be an incredibly boring overextended video about Donald Trump or Elon Musk. I think other kiwis were right when saying he's going to start making more political content to engagement farm and keep the lights on. There's a lot of possibilities up in the air right now, which makes the speculation a lot more fun than what the actual video will probably be. But the only thing I really care about is them hopefully stirring up a good shit stew in the massive shit pot that is their pathetic lives.

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine if it's H3h3 and Ian just spouts a load of Hasan talking points. All so Anisa can get closer to her sweetheart.

H3H3 would be the most snakefuck option given how close the two were and how much they collaborated in their joint bandwagon jumping become to smugfuck leftist mob-baiter sellouts.....so yeah given how much of a spineless little rat Ian is I think there is a very high chance its him and its gonna be an overt attempt to get goodboypoints with twitch's resident slumlord marxist kebab

Honestly I strongly suspect its gonna be either him or Musk, with an outside chance he will try to capitalise on shit like Johnny Somali to go for the easy target of IRL streamers

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I can't think of a single person he's had a spat with that could make this a W for Ian. Even if he picks a good target that you wouldn't expect though, he'll still come out looking like a faggot because the entire way he criticizes things is weasely and gay now.

 

[Dread First]

I don't care for the Israeli power couple that stopped making funny reaction videos and instead chose to rest on their laurels with a shitty podcast, but fuck man: Ethan and Hila quite literally did so much shit for Ian and Anisa... moreso for Ian than Anisa to begin with. Make no mistake: Ethan Klein is a snake in the grass who absolutely will envenomate you for profit when given the opportunity, but even he has limits. You can only hate the snivelling fat Jewish manchild so much until you realise that the people who shit on him are somehow inexplicably worse than him. Part of me hopes that Ian actually focuses on some other person instead of Ethan, but Anisa trying to get porked by Hasan Piker gives me a bad feeling in my stomach.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

There's 0 chance it's going to be anyone in the youtube sphere who could possibly respond and start a drama war. Ian and Anus both subscribe to the fake positivity and tolerance cult, which means the only acceptable targets for their impotent tard rage and vitriol are politicians and celebrities who don't even know they exist.

I hope I'm wrong and they instead decide to start a tard crusade against the Farms, given their recent acknowledgement of their thread.

 

[Judge Holden]

There's 0 chance it's going to be anyone in the youtube sphere who could possibly respond and start a drama war. Ian and Anus both subscribe to the fake positivity and tolerance cult, which means the only acceptable targets for their impotent tard rage and vitriol are politicians and celebrities who don't even know they exist.

You forget filthy irishman, that this enforced positivity/tolerance shit is strictly for those who are in alignment with them (and even then the moment they wind up the wrong side of an outrage mob its game over) or have a race/gender/homo card they could hypothetically use to scream some kind of ism and thus are taboo to mock or criticise in the circles Ian festers in unless the person doing so is of an equal or higher oppression status.

Everyone else is fair game for unrestrained abuse and cruelty should an excuse to declare them a filthy bigoted heretic be found or invented, and the threshold of such an excuse is effectively low enough to make merely breathing an excuse should some shaniqua on TikTok decide on a whim to try and destroy someone's life for two seconds of e-clout.

 

[thefreshmaker]

You guys all think its going to be someone relevant, when the last person he went after is a guy who calls people lazy bones.

This is gonna be the most dumb, ill advised nonsense ever. Its going to have to be "safe". I expect this to be something grotesquely abstract like "toilet paper" and how great his bidet is. Or something really really really dumb to talk about like RFK jr. And vaccines.

100%.

It can't be Trump/Musk/etc, too big, too many supporters who made up his audience who will take control of the comments, etc. Musk is also aware/online enough to just post a fugly ass screencap of the whore wife on Xwitter and immediately win. Not an option.

It needs to be someone with almost zero support to prevent effective clap backs and someone who had some amount of prior virality within the last 5 years to have any kind of success, but it can't be someone relevant. Preferably, it's a right-wing grifter who is in prison due to a sexual assault scandal or similar. They need to be banned from Youtube and have no avenue of reply besides screaming into the void to five followers on Twitter. It also can't lead back here due to the aforementioned whore wife.

 

[Piss Bear]

I think this is a Strategy to try and increase hype on CC3 and it won't be about anyone specifically

Hm I think this is the smartest move for them honestly. What if it's about Content Cop in the ring with uhhh fuck I don't know, RiceCum or whatever that guy's name was? Ian vs Maxmoefoe? Ian v Sam Hyde would be fucking hype, even if it's a really unfair fight lol. I have no clue tbh, but if they did this I would respect them for a risky, smart decision for once.
"I don't want to be in the ring... but Content Cop does."

Feel free to steal this idea Anisa/Ian.

But if it really is a Content Cop, then fuck I really don't know. It might have been in the works for awhile so it could be about anyone. I have a faint hope that maybe he and Anisa realize that they need to go back to the way they were before and this is like a revival thing. I would respect the fuck out of that honestly, even if it's not really the same as before.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

I hope this new content cop backfires so badly that somehow Ian becomes a tranny

 

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inb4 posting, but the timing of the video is interesting to me. Releasing on Sam Hyde's birthday.
In the past there were a number of posts saying that Sam Hyde could save CC3 if he were to fight Hassan.
Could this content cop video be a peace offering to Sam, trying to get into his good graces, and beg him for his support? Who would Ian even have to shit on in order for Sam to care? Especially since their last interaction was iDubbbz pathetically asking Sam not to make fun of him anymore.

In reality, it's most likely a just cheap ploy to create hype, making people think that this will make up for the failure that was the Getting away with it documentary, but I still want it to be a brutal Content Cop on either of the Jomhas, because it would make for a funny trash fire