Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[WTBOnlineFather]

"I don't want to be in the ring... but Content Cop does."

That's way too smart and fun an idea for Ian, no way he'd do that.

 

[Piss Bear]

That's way too smart and fun an idea for Ian, no way he'd do that.

I'm hoping if Anisa is reading the thread she steals it. I would unironically love to see this. You don't even need to credit me, gurl. It's all yours.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I cast my vote before catching up on the thread so I foolishly thought CC meant Creator Clash and not Content Cop. How stupid of me to think Ian might put out a video promoting his charity event with 2 months left and 2.5% of the donation goal met.

I voted for Asmongold because he seems like someone who would have got a Content Cop back in the day, but I'm holding on to a sliver of optimism that this is all a work and they really are going to announce a new fighter by doing a Content Cop on them.

Whatever it turns out to be I am certain it will be another embarrassment for the Johmas.

 

[neger psykolog]

It needs to be someone with almost zero support to prevent effective clap backs and someone who had some amount of prior virality within the last 5 years to have any kind of success, but it can't be someone relevant.

DSP

It's only fitting because every drama YouTuber has made a video about him and redeemed their $23 in adsense money because of the guaranteed views. And he's more irrelevant now than ever before.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I voted for Asmongold because he seems like someone who would have got a Content Cop back in the day, but I'm holding on to a sliver of optimism that this is all a work and they really are going to announce a new fighter by doing a Content Cop on them.

While he would be a likely candidate, it's a dumb one, as well as a waste of time.

I loathe the guy, he is disgusting but this is what would happen:

- Asmongold reacts to it on stream. (Maybe good for Ian?)
- Laughs, "true", other slop reactions through out.
- Video Ends: "Well, there it is boys!"
- Never talks about it again.

You seriously cannot damage that guy, it's infuriating how roachlike he is.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You seriously cannot damage that guy, it's infuriating how roachlike he is.

I know very little about Asmongold except that he lives like a pig despite being filthy rich (emphasis on filthy), but I was viewing it more in terms of the format of Content Cop. Back when I watched the old ones I never really paid attention to any fallout or drama that happened as a result of the videos.

Maybe I'm being overly kind but I never got the sense that that's what Ian was trying to do with the series, except maybe with Leafy whom he seemed to genuinely hate. Although that was old Ian, new Ian seems much more spiteful and bitter so I can see him wielding Content Cop 2025 like a weapon.

 

[50 euro note]

I think if we apply Anisa's razor - the most retarded explanation being the most likely one - there's a good chance he goes after either Sam Hyde or Kiwi Farms/Null. That said it wouldn't surprise me if he decides to dunk on some irrelevant grifter no one cares about. Musk and Trump are also safe picks but they don't really fit the Content Cop format.

 

[Leo Frank]

If you notice the jannied comments on all his political sperg videos they’re pretty positive and a lot of them are asking for more political content.

Anisa said on one of the last podcasts that it was his second highest performing video.

I really think he’s going to be leaning into that and talk about a boring political figure/politcal sphere in general. That or just a bait and switch for CC3 promotion.

 

[Oliver Onions]

there's a good chance he goes after either Sam Hyde or Kiwi Farms/Null.

I don't think they'd dare do a video on Null or the Farms. Not because we're tranny Death Note site, but because that's how people like Anisa perceive us, and they don't want that smoke.

Plus making their audience aware of the Farms might lead people to Anisa's thread, and she can't have that.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

He already did a mini content cop on Sam within the ‘documentary’. Remember the circle of irony, lol.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

They were already looking like 6 months or so(?) ago for "old fans", "people who preferred the old iddubbz" to make a video on and "debate" them.
I think its most likely that he will set up some kinda freakshow of "old fans" that were either mentally ill or clouthungry enough to let him do whatever he wants to them.
It's gonna be a CC on his old fanbase.

 

[Leo Frank]

I don't think they'd dare do a video on Null or the Farms. Not because we're tranny Death Note site, but because that's how people like Anisa perceive us, and they don't want that smoke.

Plus making their audience aware of the Farms might lead people to Anisa's thread, and she can't have that.

It definitely won’t be on the farms/someone who frequents the farms/acknowledges the farms because of course they’ll just lead them straight to Anisa’s thread. That would be the easiest dunk of all time if they don’t have their own humiliating thread and Anisa’s worst nightmare.

She freaks when people say she edits her fucking photos or can’t do something stupid that she said she can do so she probably hears the screeching soundtrack from psycho in her head when she even hears the words said out loud… even though she obviously checks here. She’s probably paranoid that leading people here could get them bothered irl because their dox is here. She’s a confirmed lurker and always has been back to when she showed a lot of concern about what was being posted in lolcow farm threads.

Kaceytron and Kailey were both in Ian’s comments celebrating so that makes me lean more towards asmongold considering the history between this fat, useless retard they like and the booger wall wiper they’re jealous of because money and attention. Asmongold is also not a fan of Palestine and called Palestinians inferior so those are some bad boy points. He also surpassed the bull as top politcal streamer so Ian can’t let that happen. He may just try to do something about this!

 

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Just uploaded to their discord, wonder who it's gonna be on. I expect this to be total dog shit.


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It's going to be garbage because he can no longer be funny. The only way it could be good is if he content cops himself and ends the stream with his service revolver in his mouth.

 

[Billy Bong]

The last time he announced a return to content cop it was cart narcs, which was a disaster. I'm not sure who/what it will be on, but it will be completely retarded.

 

[sleepermoded]

Honestly with the date he picked and the obvious animus he still harbors towards Sam, my money would be on him as the subject. There a decent amount of avenues he could hit that he held back on a bit in his documentary and he could try to champion himself as a leftist hero for burying the big bad Nazi. My guess is he will say his comedy has fallen off, which is a safe jab and subjective (also held by many Sam fans), show recent clips of Sam's podcast Perfect Guy Life where he calls blacks niggers, hits the Jewish question hard (searching early life, calling shit Jewish subversion, telling people to read up on the JQ), show how he's trying to market himself as life advice guru to belittle it, Sam at the Charlottesville book burning giving a speech, and possibly hit the Marky stuff he initially shied away from. The point being make Sam as radioactive as possible and force him to defend these ideas, which could actually be brutal as Sam Hyde has become sort of Rogan adjacent at this point and bring people like Shane Gillis into question for befriending him. Sam came out on top the first tine because he only really alluded to the alt-right stuff but with the amount of eyes there will be on this return to Content Cop I could see some actual reach damage being done if he brings all the racism, antisemitism, sexism and possible pedophilia to light, especially as I hear MDE is still trying to find somewhere to release WP2. I say this all as a fan of Sam's stuff too, I just know there's a lot of stuff that's flown under the radar that the public will find unpalatable. Never watched any Fishtank but I'm sure there's some stuff there too.

The only thing that keeps it from being certain in my mind was when Idubbbz made that gay video where he promised to leave Sam alone if Sam left him and Anisa alone. He may actually not want to bark up that tree again; though my feeling is that with his rebranding to leftist political YouTuber and him being a slimeball, it's definitely within his personality to go back on his word while the person is unaware and he’s had time to work on an attack. Possibly overthinking it though, as that would actually be a solid takedown idea and Idubbbz hasn't had a good idea in a decade.

EDIT: Actually to hedge my bets, Asmongold is a solid alternative pick.

 

[Tablet County]

I hope this new content cop backfires so badly that somehow Ian becomes a tranny

I just hope his dick falls off in general.

 

[King Of Braves]

Do content cop on your wife. SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

If this happened and ended with serving her divorce papers I would literally resubscribe.

 

[shoashuffle]

I just hope his dick falls off in general.

Wait a minute. You're telling me it hasn't already?

 

[Tablet County]

Wait a minute. You're telling me it hasn't already?

It's still in the shriveling stage.

 

[Sangue e terra]

I know it's not the following:

Andrew Tate - He's a "pimp", too many conflicts with his "pro sex work" stance that would result in him looking even more retarded. Bad optics that he's a boxer too. The mental concept of Ian getting beaten up in a boxing ring by Tate isn't something that he would like to have out there. People would be beging them to be in CC3 and neither one wouldn't do it.

Sam Hyde - Already mentioned it, ship already sailed.

Froggy Fresh - Old news, insignificant and a snoozefest. The Jomhas want more money than what such a video would generate.

Kiwi Farms - I joked about it, but I don't think they want this thread to have normie attention. Would be the funniest pick, but unlikely.

Asmongold - Too much of an odd choice since we got cr1tical, xQc and the rest of the Twitch slop gang doing the same retarded content. In that case a more fitting choice would be Twitch or Kick as a whole, but he got too many associates to burn the bridges there.

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More likely:

MrBeast - Big chanel = attention, easy to "puch up". People already done a few attempts so he knows what backlash can occur.

Keemstar - Nostalgia bait. Boogie and WingsOfRedemption are easy to make fun of too.

Elon Musk - His latest video sure hints at him not liking Elon and some political figures on the topic of trolling and memes.

Some political figure - see my points on Elon above.

Ethan Klein - I want to put this in the unlikely category (due to their previous friendship), but Anisa is too much of a bitch on the Palestine vs. Israel thing and can convince Ian to be even more spineless. Can't rule this one out.