Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Bras in general are so repulsive and uncomfortable to me, it's unbearable. I usually wear tank tops instead, if I don't wear much and need to hide nipples.

Got a sports bra few years ago, but it still has a major downside of any bra aka it's encircling my ribs. I just hate how it feels, so unnatural and overall kind of gross. It was hard to find one too because they all come with extra volume on breasts for some reason. I don't need this!

I wonder if this frustration is behind the nippleless pooner surgeries.

Sports bras are the best creation of the world

I don't even buy bras anymore

 

[Chandelier]

Ah, happy woman who can eat fish without smelling like a gutter afterwards.


Some nice salted salmon.


The gut does its own thing, does it affect the vag smell?

Your vagina only smells like fish from bacterial infections or from spoiled sperm (as I've heard). Indigestion in general can be aided by citric acid; if you can drink lemon juice/lemonade/mango, etc it may help neutralize it in your stomach. Cubans have bowls of lemon water to strip the smell of it from the fingers and is also used, along with vinegar, to strip the fishy smell entirely.

That, or you may be intolerant to fish, or it is not prepared properly.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

spoiled sperm

From what I know, even healthy contact (as in, both the man and the woman having sex have healthy microbiomes and hygiene) can end up with candidosis or similar microbe disruption for both parties if they are sleeping together for the first time, even if both are virgins with no STDs or anything like that, and even if no ejaculation was present.

Basically healthy doesn't mean compatible and our microbiomes are super sensitive to everything. Over the time they get used to each other though. I suppose this is why promiscuity is frowned upon all over the world, along with unconventional sexual practices like oral and anal sex, as those are linked with various health issues, including bacterial infections. It's all basically putting a lot of stress on immune system.

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Clavicular is a homegrown faggot of a cow who uses online forums as a substitute for the asspats he desires but will never experience irl, and fantasizes about other men's cocks.

Strange things women have to endure: Clavicular. Fortunately he is threadbanned lmao.

 

[Safir]

I didn't find a better thread to sperg in, sorry.

Women's blood tests and medical exams and such that must be done on certain days of the menstrual cycle.

I need a battery of FREE medical tests from the compulsory insurance labs, to present to a medical panel. (I'd gladly pay for all of it, and have paid, but SURPRISE!!! it turns out even tests done in public hospitals are no good, run the gauntlet of compulsory insurance and its attendant bureaucracy or fuck off.)

The three problematic entries on it are
- hormones, which must be done in a 4-day window
- a basic blood test that is current for 30 days
- the HIV test, which is not digitized because muhprivacy, and the paperwork afterward takes 8 workdays to complete

All blood tests have to be done on the same day, because drawing the blood is a separate billing entry, and drawing blood for all tests at once saves insurance money.

So I have to wait for The Day, get poked, then sit around for two weeks to collect the HIV paper (wait 30 minutes on the phone each day to ask if it's ready yet), then run to the GP, and then hope the medical panel's secretary has an opening in the two weeks that remain before the basic blood test expires (she sees people for half a day, once per week) and that the papers get to the panel on time.

 

[NoReturn]

Women's blood tests and medical exams and such that must be done on certain days of the menstrual cycle.

Fukkin wut m8.
This makes SO MUCH SENSE but I'd never really sat down and thought about it.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I don't think this exactly fits but it frustrates me when an awful gore video of a woman being killed or the like is spread with the false narrative that she was a cheater, and this is "karma", when the real story is that she is innocent and the killer was a stalker ex boyfriend. This is really common.
To be fair, men are often labeled pedos when its not proven, although those tend to be cartel related so the victim wasn't exactly innocent either way. Its still wrong, but redditors need moral justification for the thrill they get watching people die.
Its such injustice to these women, people believe and spread the false story and mock them while the truth goes unheard.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I don't think this exactly fits but it frustrates me when an awful gore video of a woman being killed or the like is spread with the false narrative that she was a cheater, and this is "karma", when the real story is that she is innocent and the killer was a stalker ex boyfriend. This is really common.
To be fair, men are often labeled pedos when its not proven, although those tend to be cartel related so the victim wasn't exactly innocent either way. Its still wrong, but redditors need moral justification for the thrill they get watching people die.
Its such injustice to these women, people believe and spread the false story and mock them while the truth goes unheard.

I think your first mistake was expecting people who watch gore videos on reddit to be normal

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

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WHAT?! A g- g- g- girl that likes radiohead?
Wowza! Can I see your armpits?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I think your first mistake was expecting people who watch gore videos on reddit to be normal

Not on reddit, but its reddit behavior. You are correct though.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

As for the worst thing I ever did for "beauty" was purchasing an epilator as a teenager because it promised smooth legs for 4 weeks and wow that was horrific, you can feel every single hair be ripped out it feels like tiny needles stinging your skin over and over. Didn't even work properly, still had a bunch of hair left over and it came back pretty fast too, I don't think it managed to properly grasp the hair and yank out the root. Anyway, don't buy one of those.

Hideous memory unlocked. I couldn't throw it away fast enough. Of course I felt like I was doing it wrong because the lady in the commercial had no trouble at all

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

One of my daughters had her eyebrows microbladed and tattooed which is exactly as bad as it sounds.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

One of my daughters had her eyebrows microbladed and tattooed which is exactly as bad as it sounds.

And you let her? Or is she an adult.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The slime.

 

[Breahna]

Can a woman enlighten me why women use so much toilet paper? It's something that has genuinely intrigued me - a roll of toilet paper usually lasts me nearly a week unless I have a cold, but whenever a girl(friend) stays over I go through those in a day or two.
It's always baffled me to a certain extent

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Can a woman enlighten me why women use so much toilet paper? It's something that has genuinely intrigued me - a roll of toilet paper usually lasts me nearly a week unless I have a cold, but whenever a girl(friend) stays over I go through those in a day or two.
It's always baffled me to a certain extent

I think your girlfriend just shits a lot man

 

[Breahna]

I think your girlfriend just shits a lot man

It's been a thing with every woman. Removing make-up would account for some of it, I guess. I don't know, it's just an odd question I've had for a while

 

[Detective Carey]

I've noticed that between being single or being in a relationship and room mating a few times, that the toilet paper usage is night and day between men and women. Men will see one roll left and shrug, maybe grab a phone book/dig for old taco bell napkins if things get dire. Women will raise goddamn hell if there's not a whole giant brick of rolls on deck.

I suspect ladies are just more clean though, from what I've seen on either side.

All the dudes I've ever known either closely or even loosely have all been like "lol just shake it off/wiping your butt is gay" and have no qualms just getting piss droplets everywhere/smelling faintly of ass. They also are seemingly incapable of ever cleaning a fucking bathroom, while always bitching about women's bathrooms.

If the topic of bathroom cleanliness etiquette comes up (which it never does, because LOLGAY), they're like "why pat dry my snake pisshole with TP?!, that's fucking gay! Why use a bidet what are you GAY?!"

I remember when a married buddy sperged out about finally upgrading his master bathroom and bragging about having a showerhead on a hose. He legit was like "you get one free ass washing if you want lemme know" and I looked at him like he was a retard for saying it. I feel bad for his wife, because apparently washing his ass is new to him.

On the other hand, janitorial duties in jobs long past have let me clean restrooms for both genders, and I'd say they seem to be roughly even in grossness, but the specifics are different.

If a women's bathroom is grody, it's usually like blood on the seat/not wrapped pads/tampons in the trash. If a dude's bathroom is gross, it's all piss, just fucking EVERYWHERE. Poop smears are more crackhead territory which is genderless. Same thing with needles etc.

Oh and the washing hands thing? Equally horrifying on either side at least in my experience. Though ladies will call it out 100% every time if they notice it, whereas dudes don't ever seem to comment.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

There is some joke about ''biker's briefs'' - map in the front, motocross track in the back and that's a result of not enough toilet paper being used, I guess.