Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rare Fatrick W in that he used the superior pepper. Jalapeños are mutt-tier, low heat peppers with the grassy taste of a low quality vegetable; compared to the habanero with a floral flavor and higher heat.
Respectfully disagree friend, they're more tangy than spicy. And if your jalapeños aren't hot, then smack whoever grows them.
Nice try, güerejo, but you forgot the ripcord: in case you fucked up and salt can't help, sprinkle liberally with lime juice. It's better than throwing away a whole batch.

Edit: I had the missfortune of typing this post with my wife in the room and, at gunpoint, I'm forced to do retraction. You make the sauce, you put it on the meat and if your tongue is burning then you add the lime juice and salt on top to lessen the pain.
Listen, the Chile i make is meant for tortilla chips, and spread on fajita tacos, to throw away a batch is a sin, if they cannot handle the heat, they simply cannot partake in my bowl of hate
 
my bowl of hate
Jeb bush 2028 grimdark reboot.

I like my red chilaquiles with nothing on top but the green ones murder my tongue and then my intestines. I need some lime on top of them.
All of my wife's recipes make the pork extra dry (marinated, then stir fried, into the oven and then fried again) so it's either tortilla with extra tomato and lettuce or a good helping of chili sauce. The sauce is mandatory, otherwise you're eating a boot.
As my wife says, "You're eating pastor - of course it's going to be spicy. If you didn't want it spicy go eat an ice cream".
 
Habaneros are two orders of magnitude hotter than jalapeños. And it still doesn’t change the fact that jalapeños taste bad just as a pepper.
They always tasted tangy and just weren't hot to me, I don't know why, but the jalapeños I buy from the local farmers market, they're always hot. Maybe difference in how and where they're sold/grown?

Jeb bush 2028 grimdark reboot.

I like my red chilaquiles with nothing on top but the green ones murder my tongue and then my intestines. I need some lime on top of them.
All of my wife's recipes make the pork extra dry (marinated, then stir fried, into the oven and then fried again) so it's either tortilla with extra tomato and lettuce or a good helping of chili sauce. The sauce is mandatory, otherwise you're eating a boot.
As my wife says, "You're eating pastor - of course it's going to be spicy. If you didn't want it spicy go eat an ice cream".
Never leave your wife, she's a keeper.


Take notes fatrick, this is what a true community is
 
Modern jalapenos are retarded and the Industrial food concerns are responsible. Read more here https://www.delish.com/food-news/a64342284/jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-why/ These days Serranos are the baseline for heat and flavor. Jalapenos are essentially the Red Delicious Apples of the chile pepper world. >:|

Illegals are not becoming desaparecidos (disappeared) We know exactly where they are, in that massive prison -- The Terrorism Confinement Center -- in El Salvador. I hope they are enjoying it as Piggy would wish them to. The better word would be repatriation. Writers would know that, but then they would also know the difference between... ah the list, in part
-tacit/tactic
-tenet/tenant
-disdain/distain
-strident/stringent
-horde/hoard
-ecliptic/eclectic
-dual/duel
-Peal/Peel
and many more to be sure.
 
You rotund retard, you don't get to pull a "Hello, published author here... " until you learn the difference between eclectic and the ecliptic. And even then, writing about trans crabs and hosting panels on space AIDS does not make you an authority on immigration, or anything at all.
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"Hello, published author here..."
Someone could literally just stop reading there and nothing will have changed. Unless you're the published author of the hit book 'Deportation and You: What the Fuck is a Wall???' no one cares.
 
You rotund retard, you don't get to pull a "Hello, published author here... " until you learn the difference between eclectic and the ecliptic. And even then, writing about trans crabs and hosting panels on space AIDS does not make you an authority on immigration, or anything at all.
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That Tor employee who published Pat is fired now, isn't he?
 
Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
IP laws are literally only enforced when companies take people to court, it's completely for the benefit of big companies like Disney.
 
IP laws are literally only enforced when companies take people to court, it's completely for the benefit of big companies like Disney.
I wanted to quote that but forgot when the additional Pat retardation was heaped on.
Yeah I'm sure that <$500 of annual royalties from Pat's temu Hitchikers Guide is really what Jack Dorsey is talking about and not Disney using IP to claim exclusive rape rights over Stan Lee's comic books.
Not to mention the most normie IP law doubters usually propose just making them expire on the death of the creator so Pat doesn't even have a dog in this fight unless he's going to leave a will for the rights to Tiny Tim Gets Pegged on Annabelle's porch one far off midnight.
 
You rotund retard, you don't get to pull a "Hello, published author here... " until you learn the difference between eclectic and the ecliptic. And even then, writing about trans crabs and hosting panels on space AIDS does not make you an authority on immigration, or anything at all.
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What the fuck does A (published author) have to do with B (man deported to El Salvador) One of his stupidest tweets yet.
Modern jalapenos are retarded and the Industrial food concerns are responsible. Read more here https://www.delish.com/food-news/a64342284/jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-why/ These days Serranos are the baseline for heat and flavor. Jalapenos are essentially the Red Delicious Apples of the chile pepper world. >:|

Illegals are not becoming desaparecidos (disappeared) We know exactly where they are, in that massive prison -- The Terrorism Confinement Center -- in El Salvador. I hope they are enjoying it as Piggy would wish them to. The better word would be repatriation. Writers would know that, but then they would also know the difference between... ah the list, in part
-tacit/tactic
-tenet/tenant
-disdain/distain
-strident/stringent
-horde/hoard
-ecliptic/eclectic
-dual/duel
-Peal/Peel
and many more to be sure.
Pecks/pecs
Ymuncoke/unlike
 
Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
....Copyright is just a small subset of IP Law that's only for literary, musical, and artistic works, meanwhile IP law also branches off into trademark and patents. "Published author" can't be bothered to figure out the simplest things as usual.

Intellectual Property - Expression of an idea.
Copyright - law specific to the expression of ideas in visual or audio form.
 
Modern jalapenos are retarded and the Industrial food concerns are responsible. Read more here https://www.delish.com/food-news/a64342284/jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-why/ These days Serranos are the baseline for heat and flavor. Jalapenos are essentially the Red Delicious Apples of the chile pepper world. >:|

Illegals are not becoming desaparecidos (disappeared) We know exactly where they are, in that massive prison -- The Terrorism Confinement Center -- in El Salvador. I hope they are enjoying it as Piggy would wish them to. The better word would be repatriation. Writers would know that, but then they would also know the difference between... ah the list, in part
-tacit/tactic
-tenet/tenant
-disdain/distain
-strident/stringent
-horde/hoard
-ecliptic/eclectic
-dual/duel
-Peal/Peel
and many more to be sure.
thats genuinely heartbreaking to read, No wonder its been less and less spicy when we get our jalapenos from regular stores instead of the farmers market who still sell the small, ugly wrinkly ones.

I blame fatrick for this
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
This you after a spicy pep ?
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How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
Personally, my grand father ate thai peppers like candy and I started growing peppers last year with some purple tigers. This year I started growing some prairie fire (fucking beautiful plant by the way). I'm whiter than the driven snow and in a frozen wasteland. Hot peppers help delude us into thinking we're warmer than we really are.
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
Here's an introduction to one of the most well known creators in the pepper community.
 
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