Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
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Y'know I still think the Sharty is gay and the people who use it are retards by and large, but this is pure unfiltered kino. It really feels like a classic 4chan moment. So classic that I think I'll reward the Shartynigger who hacked 4chan teh internetz. 9001/10 epic win.
 
don't count on it. the average 4chan user is an autistic creature of habit. if the site's up they're going to post on it.
"Fuck you! It's not like that!" he posted defiantly, knowing full well that it was true, as true as the $1,000 he had sent in superchats over the past three years. Three years, in $2 increments. He was a creature of habit. He was utterly predictable.

Time to check the Destiny thread for unlikely updates. Maybe shitting on an orbiter like Jstlk or NotSoErudite would make him feel better.
 
4chan hasn't been like this in forever. Ever since Tumblr raided it over a decade ago it's just been a porn site, but lamer. The days of "final boss of the Internet" left many, many years ago.
"Ever since Tumblr raided it" I'm sorry but the idea that Tumblr posters who need trigger warnings on thing that look kind of like gore raided 4chan and made it the shithole it is today is simply wrong. It was /r/4chan making green text posts viral and Reddit tourists coming to the site looking for more of that ruined it. Tumblr really had nothing to do with it. It was a multitude of factors really. Reddit tourists, the 2016 election, smart phones enabling low quality phone posters, tranny jannies...
 
8chan is both dead and infested with glowies who post cp. It’s a zombified version of 4chan.
8chan dying still pisses me off so much. 8chan in its beginning (ie when people started actually using it) was fantastic. Great discussions, lots of big names actually posting there every now and then, it was so lively and great. I'd kill to have those days back.

And now hotwheels is a gay fatfag furry.
 
It wasn’t always like that. But it’s been that way for quite a while because 4chan is a boomer website now.
It was only the 2003-2006 era that /b/ was anything resembling good. But a lot of it was rose-tinted glasses, because only the good threads got archived/reposted. After 2006, it was primarily dick-posting, with some other porn and shitposting scattered throughout, and a couple good threads every once in a blue moon. CP-spam was also a common occurrence before moot finally decided to spend months trying out captcha systems, post-timeouts, and other methods of preventing the spam, but that wasn't until 2009.
 
I haven't laughed this hard at anything internet related in YEARS, congrats soyteens, you made my day. I wish have a toast of wine to this great moment
The majority of Soyteens are not even legally allowed to drink alcohol, and yet they are already enacting total trannyjanny death, 4cuckpedotroons getting hacked, doxed, and humiliated by literal children is the biggest poetic justice that could have ever happened to that website.
 
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