Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[reactionary]

Hardin may be old

He's anything but.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

No, two Kiwis that linked to his shitty book that he gave away for free.

Although, I honesty wouldn't put it past Greer to try and amend his complaint to include someone who is long since dead.

 

[The Dude]

Hardship Hardin comes out swinging once again. He didn't hear no bell.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I really do not understand how it was ever possible for this case to go forward and last this long with a broke plaintiff wasting the states money.

Hopefully this puts an end to it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I was really looking forward to the omnibussy, (and it may still happen as we are firmly situated in Clown World where rules do not apply), but I'm tickled that the killshot could likely be a filing in which Mr Hardin had to say 'Russtard' multiple times.

Mr Hardin has completely decimated whatever scintilla of an argument Shitlips thought he had. At long last, the amendment of the complaint has completed the connection of the drool-saturated ouroboros.

 

[ZipDisk]

Although, I honesty wouldn't put it past Greer to try and amend his complaint to include someone who is long since dead.

If you don't call bullshit in the proper places, Hardin honestly would need to depose a decomposing Steve Taylor.

And even then, Russel would have weaseled out of it. "Hardin requests planar fare for Master Necromancer Malkoran from Skyrim." "REDUCED, THE NECROMANCER MAY FLY COACH"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If you think this filing is great, just wait till Russ replies. I can hear the head tightening from here.

 

[break these cuffs]

I really do not understand how it was ever possible for this case to go forward and last this long with a broke plaintiff wasting the states money.

The state exists to waste money.

 

[h3catoncheries]

Now watch Russ reply to this with a "But you said it was ok for me to amend the complaint! This means anything that comes from whatever delirium I put in there must be in my favor! So Hardin is wasting judicial resources and must be sanctioned!"

 

[MadDisaster]

I hope Mr Hardin gets a little extra joy in his life just for being the reason I've learned that neither ouija boards nor time travel are allowed by the court. Maybe his next filing can cite rulings about imaginary friends.

 

[Jew-ish]

How do we feel about these filings prior to the omnibus?

 

[teriyakiburns]

And hitler. Ouija boards, time machines, and Hitler. This suit is going places.

You could make a pretty decent movie about this.

"They thought he was dead. They thought he couldn't come back. They never believed he would sue. This summer, easy-going RV lawyer Matthew Hardin will face off against the Ultimate Evil in Greerposting: The Case From Hell. Starring Josh Brolin as Matthew Hardin, Jessie the Wonderdog as Joshua Moon, Cheech Marin as Russel Greer, and Daniel Radcliffe as Adolf Hitler."

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[Useful_Mistake]

How do we feel about these filings prior to the omnibus?

I mean, that was the deadline to file these things.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

How do we feel about these filings prior to the omnibus?

I think these filings are going to make the omnibus amazing to witness. We are going to see Russell silently seethe like never before.

I wish Hardin could have used Russell's settlement offers as proof he doesn't actually care about copyright. It's pretty obvious when he says he'll drop the case if josh makes it so no one on kiwi farms can ever say anything about him at all ever again. But I'm not a lawyer so i assume Hardin had a good reason.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wish Hardin could have used Russell's settlement offers as proof he doesn't actually care about copyright. It's pretty obvious when he says he'll drop the case if josh makes it so no one on kiwi farms can ever say anything about him at all ever again. But I'm not a lawyer so i assume Hardin had a good reason.

He did in his motion to screen the complaint:

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.utd.148809/gov.uscourts.utd.148809.258.0.pdf

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

He did in his motion to screen the complaint:
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https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.utd.148809/gov.uscourts.utd.148809.258.0.pdf

My bad I somehow skipped over that entire motion.

 

[Pee Cola]

Bravo, Mr. Hardin!



Russhole's response will be as glorious as the Magistrate's inevitable tard guarding will be infuriating.

Time to strap ourselves in.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Bravo, Mr. Hardin!

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Russhole's response will be as glorious as the Magistrate's inevitable tard guarding will be infuriating.

Time to strap ourselves in.

Whether or not to dismiss a case is the purview of the District Court alone.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Hardin fell upon Greer like a thunderbolt.

 

[Pee Cola]

Whether or not to dismiss a case is the purview of the District Court alone.

In that case, Russhole's response will be as glorious as the District Judge's inevitable tard guarding will be infuriating.