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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

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    1,034
Something interesting happened on Burt's stream last night. First of all, in the top left where the donation goal is, there was a message that said "Burt is on house arrest, court date coming up soon" or something close to that. When the chat asked about it, Burt said it was between him and his attorney. At the end of the stream, Burt's chat tricked him into googling "Stephen Alexander Bernard mugshot" (he forgot that was Alex B's full name). Burt looked it up and started reading into the arrest record and something he read there made him terrified. He looked concerned at the camera and asked "how did you find out about this stuff?" before abruptly deciding to end the stream. He IMMEDIATELY privated the VOD when the stream went down which is something he never does.

@Blackstar was able to dig up this which describes an Auto-Negligence-Personal Injury Case. The name and county point it to being Burt. That Case, however, was dismissed with prejudice so I don't think it's related but still interesting.
 
Something interesting happened on Burt's stream last night. First of all, in the top left where the donation goal is, there was a message that said "Burt is on house arrest, court date coming up soon" or something close to that. When the chat asked about it, Burt said it was between him and his attorney. At the end of the stream, Burt's chat tricked him into googling "Stephen Alexander Bernard mugshot" (he forgot that was Alex B's full name). Burt looked it up and started reading into the arrest record and something he read there made him terrified. He looked concerned at the camera and asked "how did you find out about this stuff?" before abruptly deciding to end the stream. He IMMEDIATELY privated the VOD when the stream went down which is something he never does.

@Blackstar was able to dig up this which describes an Auto-Negligence-Personal Injury Case. The name and county point it to being Burt. That Case, however, was dismissed with prejudice so I don't think it's related but still interesting.
Burt ARG Burt ARG
I actually think the wiggers could probably pull off a decent goofy ARG to kick off the next Blood Games or season
 
Production seems to have strung him along for a bit. They want him to cross promote:
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(he was also asking for ideas what content he could offer to have people sign-up on the site.)

echoing this on cam
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promo
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keep in mind Burt doesn't like Zipp... [slight context: this was a "is it alpha or beta interview"]
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Jet also recently posted in chat that it's advantageous to have people think everything's gone to shit and we should trust the plan...
Also makes it sound like they consider Blood Games a big thing now so it's not off-season filler to them anymore.
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At least Jet finally realized how big Bloodgames actually got. Go ahead and rate me optimistic.
 
He IMMEDIATELY privated the VOD when the stream went down which is something he never does.
I don't usually watch Burt streams but when the Connor drama was going on the vods were also temporarily privated (until they cleaned up the death threats "in minecraft" in them).
Seems to be a bit - no? His previous live stream had a dono goal of him "going to prison".
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He didn't find Alex's records himself in google and asked for a link through a google docs? Someone in chat mentioned he is looking at KF so that is probably why he was surprised by the amount of info there... he mentions that there is stuff about the contestants and at the end Burt also says "his house" while looking through it which would match the structure of https://kiwifarms.st/threads/stephe...odriguez-bernard-monkey-man-cobra-kai.205090/
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Last part of the VOD: https://mega.nz/file/zyxnxS7I#C-TDhITOtjzvLSHokh54iAEq23F6jx3AkrbQes_HFT0
 
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I don't usually watch Burt streams but when the Connor drama was going on the vods were also temporarily privated (until they cleaned up the death threats "in minecraft" in them).
Seems to be a bit - no? His previous live stream had a dono goal of him "going to prison".

He didn't find Alex's records himself in google and asked for a link through a google docs? Someone in chat mentioned he is looking at KF so that is probably why he was surprised by the amount of info there...

Last part of the VOD: https://mega.nz/file/zyxnxS7I#C-TDhITOtjzvLSHokh54iAEq23F6jx3AkrbQes_HFT0
Thank you I was very tired so I wasn't paying close attention. It does look like he reached the $1000 goal to "send burt to prison" on the previous stream so it most likely is just a joke related to that. I saw people in chat saying he's looking on kiwifarms but I figured THAT was just a joke (lol). I'll watch that video later and reassess.

@cohle The stream was last night ending around 1 am
 
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Thank you I was very tired so I wasn't paying close attention. It does look like he reached the $1000 goal to "send burt to prison" on the previous stream so it most likely is just a joke related to that. I saw people in chat saying he's looking on kiwifarms but I figured THAT was just a joke (lol). I'll watch that video later and reassess.
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That looks a bit like a forum (00:48 in the video). Was this during the time when the default theme was light? Also not sure what post or thread that could be.
 
In Fishtank adjacent news, the British celebrity edition of Big Brother is back on and I've been watching it with my wife in the Fishtank void. It's honestly pretty tame but being the biggest international version of the format it's interesting to compare the two. Same premise of 24 hour livestreams and locked in a house with no outside contact.

Anyway, last night they evicted someone and it shows you how far away Fishtank is from something normies will go for. One of the contestants is Mickey Rourke while the rest are faggy British people with JoJo Siwa on top. Mickey already joked about corrective rape to Siwa which got him a warning, but he was ejected by production for squaring up to another housemate who was staring at him, calling him a cunt and threatening to lay him out. See video on yt here. The Fishtank twitter even commented on it here: X

I wonder how closely production watch it if they're commenting on it, looking for ideas or seeing what does/doesn't work. It's a totally different audience if you ask me so I doubt it, but it's interesting they're keeping an eye on the 'competition'.
 
It's over bros. Jet spent all the money on shoes and galaxy gas.
Cant even do a bitch tank or lock a fat homeless guy in a room anymore.
Seriously, how much effort would it be to put Burt in a room to farm TTS for a week? That would make more money than the entirety of Streamstars so far.
 
I wonder how closely production watch it if they're commenting on it, looking for ideas or seeing what does/doesn't work. It's a totally different audience if you ask me so I doubt it, but it's interesting they're keeping an eye on the 'competition'.

I doubt they watch it at all, the Mickey Rourke stuff was being posted in all of the fishtank spaces and that's probably how they found out,
 
I want to see more non-freeloading guests like the puppet guy.

Have some unsuspecting woo hippy lady do the fish's star charts. Guest bartenders in an array of different personalities and characters. Set someone up as a podcaster doing a fake podcast episode one day and interview the fish, make the whole thing super goofy and bombastic with a soundboard like Redbar, have tons of problems with the equipment and tech. Bring Cominos back one afternoon for a boring business seminar that becomes funny like with Jon or sets up story moments like with Vance.
The moment with the puppet guy (Kevin Driscoll was his name right?) doing his shtick to Burt who is freaking out in the bathroom was one of the funniest moments in season 3. I would love to see more unsuspecting normies brought into the tank in non-freeloader positions like this.
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Alex B has arrived at Scuffed Tank. He is exceptionally high on benzos and is actively passing out and falling over.
Heres some clips stolen from twitter, it looks like the pooner is running defence for him and shutting the cams off any time he shows up
Alex goes monkey mode over the railing

Alex tries to fight

Alex crashes out

Alex falls over



Fatty cries that Alex is fucked up

 
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Heres some clips stolen from twitter, it looks like the pooner is running defence for him and shutting the cams off any time he shows up
Alex goes monkey mode over the railing
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Alex tries to fight
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Alex crashes out
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Alex falls over
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Fatty cries that Alex is fucked up
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All these people are horrible.
 
Alex B has arrived at Scuffed Tank. He is exceptionally high on benzos and is actively passing out and falling over.
The pooner "King Doctor" cut off the living room stream and the kitchen stream to save him from the absolute shame he is inflicting upon himself.
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This could be good news, maybe he split with the planet and felt depressed about it. We're rooting for you, crackhead
 
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