Opinion I’m a Former Disney Employee and I Think ‘Disney Adults’ Are the Worst

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I’m a Former Disney Employee and I Think ‘Disney Adults’ Are the Worst​

Before working at Disney HQ I’d last set foot on a Disney resort when I was nine years old. At that age, I didn’t care how much plastic or sugar I consumed. All I wanted was to be in Ariel and Simba’s worlds. Could I be tempted by Southeast Asian street food or coming face-to-face with a world wonder? Absolutely not. I wanted to sit in a giant teacup.

In my late 20s, I unexpectedly found myself back in that childhood fantasy. I was there multiple times a year thanks to a corporate “Silver Pass,” giving me and my guests unlimited free entry to the parks and discounts in their outlets. Many employees consider this the ultimate perk, but rather than think “lucky me,” I spent hours of idle queue time thinking how I’d rather just be paid more.

Over the years, I have encountered throngs of Disney adults, a.k.a. lifelong devotees of The Walt Disney Company. According to one outlet, “a Disney adult is a childless, self-infantilized, and overly excitable millennial; someone who lacks both self- and social awareness,” while another reported they are the “most hated group on the internet.”

Disney adults have even received backlash from posting videos of themselves crying when meeting characters. While I don’t condone trolling, I do think there’s a serious psychological issue when a grown adult is reduced to tears over the sight of someone in an animal costume. Perhaps it’s because I’ve met the characters off-duty, and let me tell you, it’s far from magical.

Peter Pan Syndrome

I have a Disney adult within my own family. Let’s call her Rapunzel. Every year, Rapunzel throws down $2,000 to $3,000 on a Disney Florida vacation. She, along with 142 millionannual park visitors, comes out with bags of products from Main Street. There are no mom-and-pop businesses there. Every dime of their hard-earned cash is poured directly into one of the world’s largest corporations. The result of Rapunzel’s fierce brand loyalty? She’s never been able to afford travel outside America. That is, until December 2024.

We were all ecstatic that she was finally convinced to get a passport and forgo one Disney holiday to travel Europe with us. However, the excitement soon wore off when Rapunzel realized London and Paris were far from a familiar plastic kingdom. She struggled with foods beyond the ultra-processed, animal-shaped favorites served around Disney parks and, at one point, had a full-on tantrum because of a mild headache. In a crying fit akin to that of a five-year-old, she screamed, “I need AMERICAN medicine, I want to go home!!” Let me pause here to say that the U.K.’s Panadol and America’s Tylenol have the same main ingredient.

Being homesick is one thing, but a 47-year-old woman on a one-week Christmas vacation in the company of close relatives should not have reacted so extreme. During a quaint afternoon tea of all times! I wondered what on earth had Disney done to her.

Peter Pan syndrome” is a common term used by psychologists to describe one’s difficulty in adapting to adulthood. This wasn’t the first time Rapunzel had behaved like a toddler…but as far as she’s concerned, being a Disney adult is totally “Hakuna Matata.” Since there are so many others just like her, this addiction is often normalized.

Every brand knows the lifelong customer is their most valued, and no brand more so than Disney. The average Disney kid is a hardcore consumer for a couple of years, and then they grow up. But Disney adults never grow up. I don’t know the exact retention strategy for the cash cow, as I was only one part of an unimaginably huge machine, but I know Disney has 360-degree methods of building long-term brand loyalty, ensuring success among their most profitable demographic. Somehow, it’s all publicly acceptable, too. Meanwhile, if you saw a single 40-year-old man dressed head to toe in Peppa Pig, joining (unrelated) children at a Build-a-Bear workshop every weekend, there’d be questions and concerns galore.

That European trip was probably the last time my family will ever see Rapunzel outside of her Texas home and the Disney Park turnstiles. Like me at nine, the Louvre and Big Ben are no match for a Dumbo carousel. Rapunzel is forever nine and has no plans to enter puberty.

Travelers

In the travel sphere, I notice Disney adults are used to help illustrate disrespectful tourists. When interviewing a contact in Japan about the impact of over-tourism, they used the term to describe visitors who visit Tokyo, mainly for Disneyland. These theme park tourists may tack on a few extra days to ‘explore’ but have no desire to learn about or respect a new culture, contributing little to the local community. For example, they often choose to spend their pre-Disneyland yen at Starbucks or McDonald’s over a Japanese-run and operated property.

That’s not all Disney adults, but I can say with confidence that it’s a significant portion of them. Travel priorities really speak volumes when people are willing to wait in line for 5.5 hours just to board a four-minute ride.

Nerdwallet suggests the average one-week Disney World trip for a family of four costs $6,000, but it’s common for some to spend more than $15,000. That’s a lot to stand in line half the day, obtain merch that essentially turns you into a walking billboard, and eat pretty junk food. I’m not saying parents with kids avoid Disney resorts completely—I had a wonderful once-in-a-childhood memory of Disneyland Paris back when I was a single-digit age—but richer travel memories can be made elsewhere after checking Disney off. Six thousand dollars buys your family an unforgettable safari adventure, two weeks eating your way through the fairytale Emilia-Romagna region of northern Italy, or an entire summer along the dreamy Vietnamese coast.

Since leaving my job at Disney, I have realized that being part of the fandom by way of my work was a bit like being stuck in the theme park itself. It’s easy to forget there’s a whole other world out there where collecting animal ears and plushies as an adult is normalized. I’ve since donated my swag to age-appropriate humans, but I doubt much of the annual $62 billion worth of retail products sold gets such a second lease of life. Unfortunately, it winds up in a landfill.

I’d love to see the Disney adult stereotypes be shaken. Sure, escapism is bliss, but outside of that, I hope Disney adults like Rapunzel can accept growing up as a part of life. I hope they travel with more of an open mind, treating the rest of the earth and its real-life magical spots with fairness and kindness. If not, there’s a danger that all we’ll have left are plastic mega-cities with humans dressed up as animals, which would be a real crying shame.
 
"Nerdwallet suggests the average one-week Disney World trip for a family of four costs $6,000, but it’s common for some to spend more than $15,000. That’s a lot to stand in line half the day, obtain merch that essentially turns you into a walking billboard, and eat pretty junk food. I’m not saying parents with kids avoid Disney resorts completely—I had a wonderful once-in-a-childhood memory of Disneyland Paris back when I was a single-digit age—but richer travel memories can be made elsewhere after checking Disney off. Six thousand dollars buys your family an unforgettable safari adventure, two weeks eating your way through the fairytale Emilia-Romagna region of northern Italy, or an entire summer along the dreamy Vietnamese coast."

Christ... People drop $6,000 on a DISNEY weekend?!?!??

That's horrifying. The other options listed sound a LOT more fun.
 
I hate Disney Adults. I hate Disney Adults. I hate Disney Adults.

My friend's nephew is a full on Disney Adult and it's beyond cringe. He went to Disney with his family- the parents and brother and his friend about a month ago. Mind you, there is nobody in this family under 21. They cut the trip early because his little brother (again 21 years old) kept complaining and got sick so he didn't get to do the things he wanted to do. So he resolved (A 30 YEAR OLD MAN MIND YOU WITH HERNIAS AND A BROKEN COLLAR BONE) to go back to Disney just this week. So him and his mother, and I cannot understate this, a childless 30 year old man and his 60 something year old mother, went back to Disneyland? World? I don't know. One of the Disneys. Either way they're there now. I questioned his logic of spending hours on a plane and going to an amusement park when he can barely move his arm without being in incredible amounts of pain, and he told me he'd deal with it to be at the Star Wars Cantina. I shit you not. The fucking Star Wars Cantina with his custom made lightsaber. This guy is the ideal Disney Consoomer. He's everything Disney ever wanted in a fan. Lifetime customer. Eats their goyslop. Loves everything they put out without question (except the Acolyte, he apparently has some standards). Spends thousands on figures and merch. Has Star Wars tattoos. He's the ideal Disney Consoomer Adult.


And you all want to know the worst part?

YOU, THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER IS PAYING FOR HIS DISNEY VACATION!!!!! HE'S A VETERAN AND WELFARE NIGGER, YOU'RE STUCK PAYING HIM FOR LIFE!!!!
(No he never actually served)
 
This 47-year-old woman should've long been married with kids by now. She deserves to be disowned for bringing dishonor on her family.
She probably smells of cat piss and gin.

It's ironic that we tell kids that Santa and The Tooth Fairy aren't real, yet we can't tell adults that Disney is just a fantasy-land too.

Almost as bad as people who think that Furries are real and that Anime is real.
 
"Nerdwallet suggests the average one-week Disney World trip for a family of four costs $6,000, but it’s common for some to spend more than $15,000. That’s a lot to stand in line half the day, obtain merch that essentially turns you into a walking billboard, and eat pretty junk food. I’m not saying parents with kids avoid Disney resorts completely—I had a wonderful once-in-a-childhood memory of Disneyland Paris back when I was a single-digit age—but richer travel memories can be made elsewhere after checking Disney off. Six thousand dollars buys your family an unforgettable safari adventure, two weeks eating your way through the fairytale Emilia-Romagna region of northern Italy, or an entire summer along the dreamy Vietnamese coast."

Christ... People drop $6,000 on a DISNEY weekend?!?!??

That's horrifying. The other options listed sound a LOT more fun.
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I was more interested in how this fucker knows the same amount of money will get you those better trips. Then I found out he had go take a sabatical and went backpacking. Why he needed a sabatical from from what looks like a pretty comfy job, is beyond me.
 
I'll never understand the whole disney adult thing. I just don't get the appeal. I've been to disneyland once in my life - as a kid back in the summer of 1993. Frankly even 8 year old me wasn't impressed at all. The food wasn't very good, on the first day there the rootbeer float I ordered was flat as fuck and had this weird blue colored ice cream that was terrible and I still don't know what it was supposed to be. After the first days meals and such we basically said fuck it as far as food went, went to the nearest grocery store and bought a bunch of bread and sandwich meat and made some sub sandwiches to bring along. So take that as you will for the quality of the food. Lines were insanely long and surprisingly large numbers of them were broken down for hours at a time. I don't know if thats a normal thing for disneyland but it didn't leave a good impression. Not to mention upon entering toontown and walking into I think it was mickeys house everybody was greeted by a disney employee who kept an eye on everyone who went in (I assume cause kids were around?) who was - no joke, a literal dwarf, dressed in absolutely filthy street clothes, that had a ratty pube beard, was smoking a cigar, smelled like he hadn't showered in days and looked like he belonged on the sex offender registry. The looks on everybodies faces - especially the parents escorting their kids through toontown, spoke volumes. People were in and out of that place in record time. Didn't stay at any hotel though so I couldn't comment on that. We drove down from BC and essentially made a summer trip of it ending at disneyland. So we ended up parking the camper at the campground closest to the entrace and that was an utter shithole. At night the ground was absolutely covered in cockroaches, it was like walking on a carpet and to top it off? Most of the people staying in that campground had their RVs and campers broken into while they were at disneyland and got their souvenirs stolen. The manager of the campground tried to claim it didn't happen (then explain the missing shit dumbass) and when the cops got involved and checked the security footage? It done by a group of people that were clearly disney employees on their break or whatever who snuck away to rob the guests. Nice one disney. But hey, they mailed everybody a $50 giftcard for the disney store months later to try to shut everybody up (which barely covered the cost of a single box of shitty, plastic mickey mouse coasters)

Honestly I wasn't a fan of the place at all, even ignoring that particular shitshow. Kid me had a better time on the trip there than anything we did when we finally got there. Got to see crater lake, oregon cave and a bunch of places in oregon and california that were alot more interesting than disneyland

So yeah, I really, really don't understand disney adults at all. If an 8 year old of all people, at nearly the height of the disney craze years of the 90s wasn't interested in the place how the fuck are 30 and 40 year old adults that obsessed with it? When it comes to amusement parks i'd have rather stayed in vancouver and just gone to the PNE. Short lines, better food, better rides and much cheaper
 
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