Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[kazuhiro]

Lou wants to fuck Gadget Hackwrench, who for whatever reason, was an incredibly popular sex symbol amongst furries of Lou's age.
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We need a 'horriformative' reaction for posts like that, gross and enlightening at the same time.

Does Lou really think that anyone who knows anything about him, will ever take this "threat " seriously? He'll never get a job and his Neetbux will never be enough to satisfy his strange iPad and general consoomer electronics hording fixation, a long with his fast-food slop addiction. He literally can't stop e-begging.

I bet they'd really love him to leave for good.

 

[Solid Snek]

We need a 'horriformative' reaction for posts like that, gross and enlightening at the same time.

Oh, man... see, I often take for granted that people know a shitload about furries, and about internet nerds in general, but some of this lore goes way back decades ago, and may be blessedly new to a lot of folks. Slight PL, but I'm getting towards Lou's age, so a lot of the stuff he spergs about, I can remember; either from direct experience, or because I've been laughing at weirdoes online long enough to have encountered it before.

Yes, the character Lou posted before is named Gadget Hackwrench. She's a motherly mouse from a 90s (?) cartoon called Rescue Rangers. For some reason, furries in the 90s and 2000s started getting really, REALLY horny for her, to the point where there was even (allegedly) a Gadget Hackwrench cult started by Russian nerds. Some pics from their old website, dating back to at least 2008, if not earlier:



And here's a description on Wikifur which was written in 2011, full of TVTropes cross-pollution (WARNING: gross. Also, lol at this being so old that the coomer who wrote it was still using the terms "shemale" and "herm", instead of "futa" or "Totally Valid True and Honest Woman"):

I don't know how popular she is with furries who are under 30 (MLP porn long ago overtook the Gadget Hackwrench fandom, dooming her to a footnote in furry history), but Lou would have been exactly the right age and autism level to fall in love with Ms Mouse when her show was airing.

 

[Vampirella]

Yes, the character Lou posted before is named Gadget Hackwrench. She's a motherly mouse from a 90s (?) cartoon called Rescue Rangers. For some reason, furries in the 90s and 2000s started getting really, REALLY horny for her, to the point where there was even (allegedly) a Gadget Hackwrench cult started by Russian nerds. Some pics from their old website, dating back to at least 2008, if not earlier:

There's also Ray Jones, the furry that's old enough to be a grandfather that did a lot of Gadget porn. He even made a fursona for his wife.

 

[JaneThough]

There are a lot of people in here who don’t remember what it was like before porn was on your phone. Sometimes you had to squint at the vaguely girl shaped thing to get off.

I don’t fault people for having crushes on cartoons as kids. I do fault them for having crushes on current children’s media as adults.

 

[The Dude]

There are a lot of people in here who don’t remember what it was like before porn was on your phone. Sometimes you had to squint at the vaguely girl shaped thing to get off.

I don’t fault people for having crushes on cartoons as kids. I do fault them for having crushes on current children’s media as adults.

Especially the fucking UNDERAGE cartoons, like My Little Pony or Tiny Toons.

 

[kazuhiro]

/sighs

Boozy, and Lou crying so hard because he can't see Karma till at least 2029.

Fursona name vs real name.

Another artist to commission.

FINALLY got to shave.

Zarpaulus.


The name question again.

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Lou really hates Vance's children.

Gods.



Wicca.

Lou gets recognized twice. Diverse Dave and Interloper are old foes.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Boozy, and Lou crying so hard because he can't see Karma till at least 2029.

Bold of Lou to assume that the next election will go in a way that he wants. And lol at all these retards acting like it's unsafe to travel to the US. If you're here with a valid passport and not planning on staying permanently, there's no reason you would need to worry. But I forget, according to these clowns the ebil Dlonald Drumpf is going to round every foreigner and person with skin not whiter than the driven snow up and put them all in death camps. The sheer hyperbolic insanity is hilarious.

Another artist to commission.

Good to know where his next e-beg is going. More deformed weasels.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Another artist to commission.

This artist is charging $5 for sketch commissions, inb4 Lou has a sudden emergency where his family will be evicted if he doesn't get a $5 donation


Really fucking weird that Lou is fixating on wanting JD Vance's children dead when it's very easy to make fun of JD Vance himself to the point of memes making fun of, and this threatening murder of JD's children is coming right after we started calling Lou disgusting for wanting to kill the shield if he ever voted in the US.

 

[JaneThough]

Boozy, and Lou crying so hard because he can't see Karma till at least 2029.

There’s something so depressing about that sympathy.

Re: the name thing. So we’re gearing up for a “guiz it turns out I shouldn’t go by my fursona name. I need $tittycatfunds to change it to something I’ll just change again in 5 months. Please?”

What’s the legality of changing you name more than once in a year or so? Like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc only allow name changes between certain time limits to prevent fraud, is the US government worse at fraud prevention? I tend to doubt it…

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Zarpaulus.

Working people love getting performative sympathy from lifelong NEETs who aggressively refuse to get a job and shame people for not giving them money so they don't have to look for one.

 

[The Dude]

There’s something so depressing about that sympathy.

Re: the name thing. So we’re gearing up for a “guiz it turns out I shouldn’t go by my fursona name. I need $tittycatfunds to change it to something I’ll just change again in 5 months. Please?”

What’s the legality of changing you name more than once in a year or so? Like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc only allow name changes between certain time limits to prevent fraud, is the US government worse at fraud prevention? I tend to doubt it…

I wouldn't say it's depressing. It's more disingenuous. To me it says "No one gives a fuck, but if we don't give you ass-pats you will pitch a childish tantrum, so here is a little attention for you. Now fuck off."

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Why would a foot injury prevent Lou from shaving? I was once in hospital for way, way longer than Lou, and they brought a basin of hot water to the bed every morning before breakfast so I could have a shave.
I know he's a lying liar who lies, but this was particularly irksome.

 

[JaneThough]

I wouldn't say it's depressing. It's more disingenuous. To me it says "No one gives a fuck, but if we don't give you ass-pats you will pitch a childish tantrum, so here is a little attention for you. Now fuck off."

That’s what’s the depressing part. Lou doesn’t even have people close enough to feign sympathy so they just say it and move on.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why would a foot injury prevent Lou from shaving? I was once in hospital for way, way longer than Lou, and they brought a basin of hot water to the bed every morning before breakfast so I could have a shave.
I know he's a lying liar who lies, but this was particularly irksome.

Again with the "USA is inconsistent," but: some hospitals don't stock razors. Cost-cutting, blunt-force method to prevent staff from using razors preop instead of the trimmer, someone on Warfarin in another hospital in the chain had an incident and the lawyers said nobody can have nice things.

If the hospital didn't have safety razors, however, there was nothing stopping Lou from having his dead mom bring in his usual dopp kit to use. Basin of warm water not an issue.

Lou is a liar but also lazy and stupid. Wonder if he refused to do his hygiene routine until he could stand in front of the sink, same as usual. Some people can't adapt.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Wait, people expect the hospital to provide them with basic toiletries? Everyone I know or have been in with brings a wash bag in or if an emergency admission, family or friends drop stuff off. The same has been true on my Yuropean socialized medical funtimes too.
I think I have a lot to learn about the levels of entitlement of the likes of the Gagliardis of this world.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Wait, people expect the hospital to provide them with basic toiletries? Everyone I know or have been in with brings a wash bag in or if an emergency admission, family or friends drop stuff off. The same has been true on my Yuropean socialized medical funtimes too.
I think I have a lot to learn about the levels of entitlement of the likes of the Gagliardis of this world.

Lou's current hospital stay made me wish they treated him with razor cuts and leeches, just like the olden days. I wish Lou a lifetime of old school medicine.

 

[JaneThough]

Wait, people expect the hospital to provide them with basic toiletries? Everyone I know or have been in with brings a wash bag in or if an emergency admission, family or friends drop stuff off. The same has been true on my Yuropean socialized medical funtimes too.
I think I have a lot to learn about the levels of entitlement of the likes of the Gagliardis of this world.

Most hospitals have some real basic stuff available for you if you’re admitted.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Most hospitals have some real basic stuff available for you if you’re admitted.

For one thing, you'll never need to shop for slipper socks again.

 

[The Dude]

Wait, people expect the hospital to provide them with basic toiletries? Everyone I know or have been in with brings a wash bag in or if an emergency admission, family or friends drop stuff off. The same has been true on my Yuropean socialized medical funtimes too.
I think I have a lot to learn about the levels of entitlement of the likes of the Gagliardis of this world.

Well, Louie does at least. He's not an adult, at least not mentally or developmentally. He's essentially a 40 year old, 500lb toddler who expects everyone else to provide him with everything, even basic necessities like toiletries and personal grooming tools. He has no fucking clue how to be responsible for himself and he's never really traveled or stayed anywhere, so he has no idea what you're supposed to take with you when you're away from home for more than one night. It's pathetic.

 

[Solid Snek]

Fursona name vs real name.

What the fuck is he talking about here? Does he mean his REAL real name (Lou), or one of the thirty-odd fake real names he keeps cycling through every few weeks?

Also, did he actually get a legal name change, or is lying?

Also:

Heeheehee...