Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

a terminal posture · Apr 14, 2025

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Dear Lord, that thigh tattoo.

Marc · Apr 14, 2025

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Uber driver reviewer · Apr 14, 2025

a terminal posture said:
For some inexplicable reason Jack needs to tell Disney, who didn't even release the Minecraft movie, that they need remove the chicken jockey scene because of the viral crowd reaction meme, even though it's been a wildly successful movie and probably keeping a lot of theaters alive for another year.

Reminder that Jack HATES it when other people are happy or having fun.

That’s ok. I’ve had sourpuss cranks, miserable misanthropes, cunty wine moms, whinging manzers , and all flavors of fun police try to drag me down all of my life . But I wake up every day with a smile because they can’t ever take that from me. Today is a GOOD Day!

Marc said:
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Look what it did to Jack’s php

Guess what color Briana’s baby is going to be!

Nice work Jagg Djooner! Many luggy gremebies gobbless

Hollywood Hulk Hogan · Apr 14, 2025

Marc said:

Since fatty is a manlet, Jack Jr must be a turbomanlet

semitooth · Apr 14, 2025

a terminal posture said:
For some inexplicable reason Jack needs to tell Disney, who didn't even release the Minecraft movie, that they need remove the chicken jockey scene because of the viral crowd reaction meme, even though it's been a wildly successful movie and probably keeping a lot of theaters alive for another year.

"I don't know if it's digital....I don't know if it's film tape.." (a movie filmed in 2024)
:story:

Uber driver reviewer · Apr 14, 2025

semitooth said:
"I don't know if it's digital....I don't know if it's film tape.." (a movie filmed in 2024)

IDS ALL COMPUTER GAIZ!

biggacracka · Apr 14, 2025

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IDS ALL COMPUTER GAIZ!

Even with ai, jack can't use his right arm and has to use telekinesis to hold the drumstick lmao

LifeAlert · Apr 14, 2025

New Brutally Honest TV & Movie Reviews:
Here is my review of THE KING OF KINGS movie.

https://nitter.poast.org/jakatak4/status/1911781301197189407

Apr 14, 2025 · 1:59 PM UTC

a terminal posture said:
For some inexplicable reason Jack needs to tell Disney, who didn't even release the Minecraft movie, that they need remove the chicken jockey scene because of the viral crowd reaction meme, even though it's been a wildly successful movie and probably keeping a lot of theaters alive for another year.

DEAR MINECRAFT MOVIE

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semitooth · Apr 14, 2025

how/where the fuck does jack even hear about these movies???

Also can anyone explain this to me? what am I missing here.

DontEatThat_2.0 · Apr 14, 2025

semitooth said:
Also can anyone explain this to me? what am I missing here.

Vent Cleaning Scams are pretty big on boomerbook amongst other things. Knowing Jack and his financial backer mother-in-law proclivity to become victims of scammers its no surprise they keep getting ads for various online schemes. Their motivation to find cheap services (on social media no less) they think good services too good to be true with no research lets them get financially fucked over constantly.

Remember Cooking with Girl? That painted the target on his back to keep sending him these fake companies because eventually hes gonna bite again.

Pig Cups · Apr 14, 2025

Ihatejackscalfani said:
Jack still survives and Simply Sara died.

Damn you, God. God damn you to hell.

AnOminous said:
Sometimes when things like this happen, I can't avoid thinking God is kind of a dick sometimes.

The most charitable interpretations:
>God’s a sadistic dick who wants to prolong Jack’s suffering via poor health/the spell of the wendigo
>God’s a sadistic, yet humorous dick who’s keeping Jack alive to serve as a source of ridicule for us

p1138 · Apr 14, 2025

semitooth said:
how/where the fuck does jack even hear about these movies???

The stupid mega churches probably get paid to advertise that crap. He's also got some movie theater subscription thing for a certain number of showings per month(I think AMC does it?) so may have just seen it spammed at him.

Marc · Apr 15, 2025

Did this octopus-potato hybrid just interrupt himself to yell that he loves me, before threatening to see me "back in the theater"?

Doctor of Autism · Apr 15, 2025

Jack says heretical shit and either a troll or dickrider defends him

Jack thinking

Before he released his Minecraft video, he wanted to brag how hard he worked

Jack must've gotten mad about his past comments being brought up

Barsik · Apr 15, 2025

I agree Jack, very poor form from Disney to include a scene in a movie they didn't even make or publish. How could they do such a thing. They need to remedy that immediately or this box office hit is really gonna suffer financially! Financial guru Jack said so!