DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

PARFOOM LEVEL
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU GOT RAHBED

nigger what in the christ has happened to this man

 

[Sampi]

Jesus christ the autism is way too high for me tonight

 

[Comma]

There's some fuckery going on. Some account called "Vincini" (created on March 27th, 2024) is claiming to be this new whale "caed" who was throwing around Super Chats and Youtube Memberships (with an account that was created just days ago).

"Vincini" Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCswtuCwdLuW0XKdSTJh9Q



"caed" Youtube page (terminated by Youtube): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7iMqkxNlvR9gSO-0--ClvQ

 

[Lord_Point]

People keep blaming this on Kino... WRONG.

DSP collecting men's perfumes and having a meaningful connection with basic hygiene it a direct result of him working on his sexy. Thats right, as ordered by the Black DSP himself, the White LTG is finally ready to put his sexy on display.

At the end of the day is there anything DSP wont do to catch the attention of atractive black men?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It’s so funny watching this alien faggot try to think of entertaining ideas. The fact that he thought anyone would want to watch a cologne review shows he is so detached from reality.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The Minecraft streams have been saved!

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6xeQ9qBgvP9x3J3vByheg

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If you don't know the lore to this guy, I suggest you read up on this and this post in the Fan General thread.

EDIT:

Oh, and if anyone still was having any doubts about this dude being gay or not:

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So this was Papavera's idea.

Him returning and Phil playing Minecraft again, I'm going to use my low end IQ to put it together that he was proposing this idea to appeal to this guy. This was marketed towards him to drain him dry and no one is biting the cologne review rewards.

He's really mad. But it gives him a good excuse to go back to eating food.

 

[Sampi]

Whats the lore on this Papareva dent , how much money did he spend on dsp ?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So fat fuck will review cologne because he’s too lazy to shower. Wow.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Getting angry that people are just dismissing his idea, whilst also instantly dismissing every other idea as stupid, is making him even more punchable than usual tonight.

 

[marlimar]

There are literal 90+ year olds, who are wheelchair bound and practically immobile sitting in retirement communities and forced to live out the last of their days watching discount 3rd rate traveling magicians that are having more fun than a DSP stream is right now because they at least know that death is not only coming soon but inevitable but DSP will live forever.

the penultimate curse given to man was through Cain, who couldn't die before his sentence was served (bible doesn't say how long). DSP living forever would be the perfect ironic comedy that God bestows on us.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Getting angry that people are just dismissing his idea, whilst also instantly dismissing every other idea as stupid, is making him even more punchable than usual tonight.

The fact that these dents promote this behavior is exactly why I refuse to ever feel sympathy for them when they get fuckin milked

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Happy tax day. Somebody better at this shit than me keep ya eyes on this. I’d appreciate it Taxes

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Whats the lore on this Papareva dent , how much money did he spend on dsp ?

Not sure how much he spent, but the basic lore is he's some dude who's really into Minecraft. He's not really ride or die for Phil specifically. He almost seems weirdly neutral towards Phil as a whole. His basic thing is he writes these huge guides for Phil about what to do in Minecraft, that Phil subsequently ignores so instead he has to handhold Phil via small tips/superchats/whatever else through the basics of Minecraft. IMO, he's one of the more boring dents out there, but it is kinda funny how much time he spends writing these detailed guides over and over again that Phil admits he doesn't read.

 

[UsedUp]

It’s so funny watching this alien faggot try to think of entertaining ideas. The fact that he thought anyone would want to watch a cologne review shows he is so detached from reality.

A weird coincidence for anyone that watched PWR stream yesterday. PWR mentioned as a joke that he wanted to release a scent line for men, smelling like BK AND GASOLINE I beleive he said.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

His narc ego can't take the fact that people don't like his idea, so he has to lash out at his audience and will do it out of spite.

 

[Lord_Point]

Pick your Poison = 'chose the one thing in life you know is bad for you but its ok for you in moderation like drinking.'

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Whats the lore on this Papareva dent , how much money did he spend on dsp ?

10s of thousands during covid

 

[Julia Chang]

All he has to say is he doesn't want to do weed. That's literally it. "I don't want to do marijuana on stream."
Instead it's about how he knows better than you. Alcohol is different. He's used to it now.

Phil knows more about medicine, biology, and his own health than you do, and that's why he can't do this thing that is acceptable to not want to do.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Whats the lore on this Papareva dent , how much money did he spend on dsp ?

I don't think he spent a lot of money on dsp, no more than the usual for a dsp dent but his claim to infamy is that he's like a minecraft savant and allowed dsp to make money on that game by doing all the work. Might be wrong on how muhc money he's given though.

It’s so funny watching this alien faggot try to think of entertaining ideas. The fact that he thought anyone would want to watch a cologne review shows he is so detached from reality.

It's such a bad idea because men don't give a fuck what cologne smells like. There are two ways to advertise cologne to men. 1) is to have terry crews or some similar ripped to fuck man scream at you while riding a horse and 2) have a nerdy man put a tiny bit of cologne on and have every 10/10 in a 1000 mile radius converge on his location.

 

[Free Jasper]

People keep blaming this on Kino... WRONG.

DSP collecting men's perfumes and having a meaningful connection with basic hygiene it a direct result of him working on his sexy. Thats right, as ordered by the Black DSP himself, the White LTG is finally ready to put his sexy on display.

At the end of the day is there anything DSP wont do to catch the attention of atractive black men?

No doubt that’s why he started wearing it, but the fact he thinks this insanity should be streamed is because not only have they wrecked him mentally, but also he knows they laugh at him for charging dents to eat everyday fast food.

Christ, he’s just said cologne is another thing he can ‘help’ with if only he was taken seriously. He has ‘expertise’ in cologne!