Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 482 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,371
All I will say is that for a Content Cop to occur tomorrow, it just makes me think that this will be rushed and not memorable enough even to “hate watch”. I still also don’t believe that Elon Musk will be the content, and if it is Ethan, it will be on par as SNL making a sketch about modern day American politics.

Who will this even be for?
 
If Ian still had “it”, this could be a compelling idea

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But, we’re getting a shitty CC3 advertisement that’s positive, a possible Ian headline fight announcement and a cringe inducing skit with those retards on his card he just filmed with in LA when Anisa got her second spider knee and down syndrome tiger tattoo two weeks ago.

My final bet.
 
The content cop will be on the death of 4chan, which has been orchestrated by Ian and Anisa and explains the reason they've been too busy to promote CC3. 4chan will be back up tomorrow with a CC3 banner on the front, with Ian's new content cop as the only item on the page. Kiwifarms shuts down in embarrassment having got it so wrong. The end.
 
If Ian still had “it”, this could be a compelling idea

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But, we’re getting a shitty CC3 advertisement that’s positive, a possible Ian headline fight announcement and a cringe inducing skit with those retards on his card he just filmed with in LA when Anisa got her second spider knee and down syndrome tiger tattoo two weeks ago.

My final bet.
This is the same Ian that was weirdly sensitive about Cart Narcs telling grown adults to stop leaving their carts unattended and put them back in their rightful place for others to use. I have no doubt Ian would mess up those Alex Rosen influenced To Catch a Predator-style videos that were popular at one point.
 
This is the same Ian that was weirdly sensitive about Cart Narcs telling grown adults to stop leaving their carts unattended and put them back in their rightful place for others to use. I have no doubt Ian would mess up those Alex Rosen influenced To Catch a Predator-style videos that were popular at one point.
Yea this is exactly what I'd expect to happen. Instead of going after the for-profit guys who don't get preds arrested he would solely go after Alex Rosen, one of the few guys who actually does get them arrested, and would just completely fuck it up, making it all about how Alex is an evil far right chud. I wouldn't even be surprised if he ended up simping for pedophiles like he did with OF whores and troons, also it's not like leftist are beyond simping for pedophiles if it means owning the chuds, per EthanisOnline.
 
If he does Elon, or a random politician then it really wouldn't be a "Content" Cop would it. It would just be a rant video about a guy he doesn't like. Content Cop, at least to me, was all about how shitty some content creators could be. Not how random people can be bad.
What was the Cart Narcs video supposed to be then if not a content cop without the cop costume?

My guess is the short-lived high of BANGSSS, hand tattoos, knee tattoos and sub-100 xitter likes for her shit cooking and facetuned selfies werent enough and she’s throwing BPD tantrums 3x/day in the Johma household until Ian cranks out a content cop to redeem their online relevancy.

Even Ian taking over her KF thread for the past 3 pages probably added an additional BPD crash out to their “exciting breakfasts” recently.
 
If Ian still had “it”, this could be a compelling idea

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But, we’re getting a shitty CC3 advertisement that’s positive, a possible Ian headline fight announcement and a cringe inducing skit with those retards on his card he just filmed with in LA when Anisa got her second spider knee and down syndrome tiger tattoo two weeks ago.

My final bet.
As much as it disgusts me to say, CC3 desperation is the most likely answer.
They tired nothing and it failed so one final cash-in on the Content Cop legacy to kill it definitively and have some SEO to drive CC3 hype makes some sense.

With Ian's supposed reform going back to Content Cop in a serious way is not possible. So it has to be ironic and debased.
 
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This is the same Ian that was weirdly sensitive about Cart Narcs telling grown adults to stop leaving their carts unattended and put them back in their rightful place for others to use. I have no doubt Ian would mess up those Alex Rosen influenced To Catch a Predator-style videos that were popular at one point.
Yea this is exactly what I'd expect to happen. Instead of going after the for-profit guys who don't get preds arrested he would solely go after Alex Rosen, one of the few guys who actually does get them arrested, and would just completely fuck it up, making it all about how Alex is an evil far right chud. I wouldn't even be surprised if he ended up simping for pedophiles like he did with OF whores and troons, also it's not like leftist are beyond simping for pedophiles if it means owning the chuds, per EthanisOnline.
I think Ian needs a visit from Frank Hassle

What was the Cart Narcs video supposed to be then if not a content cop without the cop costume?


My guess is the short-lived high of BANGSSS, hand tattoos, knee tattoos and sub-100 xitter likes for her shit cooking and facetuned selfies werent enough and she’s throwing BPD tantrums 3x/day in the Johma household until Ian cranks out a content cop to redeem their online relevancy.

Even Ian taking over her KF thread for the past 3 pages probably added an additional BPD crash out to their “exciting breakfasts” recently.
Fucking love the idea that Anisa is so starved for attention she gets angry over her own husband getting more action out of her hate thread.

God. Is there a countdown to this shit show? What time is it uploaded? I want a 5-4-3-2-1 for it so I know when to get my snacks ready
If I knew it wasn't going to be such a bummer it'd fun for a thread of kiwis comparing snacks and stuff preparing for the "big event"
Hell the thread itself would be more fun than the video I reckon
Kinda like those movie nights here on fridays
 
I'm actually excited for the video tomorrow. Not for the video itself, but the farms.
I want it to be a community event. like what CC3 will be here. I'm thinkin too big though.
We're all gonna have fun <3
The recap will be more concise than the video itself. This thread is infinitely more entertaining than anything Ian has done for the past five years and anything Anus has ever done in her entire 'career.'
 
I just checked iDubbbz profile looking for anything.
There's no premier or anything.
He's going to upload the video randomly and the the only indication was his announcement days ago
This won't do, no I'm afraid this won't do at all
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The recap will be more concise than the video itself. This thread is infinitely more entertaining than anything Ian has done for the past five years and anything Anus has ever done in her entire 'career.'
Without a doubt surely, but I was just thinking it would be a fun thing for like a thread watch party sorta thing. Probably a new thread separated but linked to this thread.
I've got the day off tomorrow and I have literally nothing else to do so I'm just looking for something to look forward to
 
If the date of "return" really does indicate the video is on Sam Hyde I look forward to Ian retardedly interviewing Channing or that pedo from Season 3 of FTL. Better yet if he tries whining about Jets association with Worldcorp.

In a truly kino timeline the video is on Anisa and "Ian Johma" and he just airs out all her shit while not denying responsibility. In reality it's probably some gay shit about H3H3 or DrDisrespect.

If it ends up being FroggyFresh/KrispyKreme/Tyler Cassidy he's so fucking retarded. Dude was able to sing "Give A Nigga A Break" and they respected him for it due to trading height for charisma.
 
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I just checked iDubbbz profile looking for anything.
There's no premier or anything.
He's going to upload the video randomly and the the only indication was his announcement days ago
This won't do, no I'm afraid this won't do at all
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He’s going to let commentary do his job as they pretty much already have been
 
TenaciousTurnip, creator of this comprehensive Sam Hyde Marky video that Null did a breakdown of, claims to have spoken to Anisa about the subject

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Anisa and Ian denied anyone wearing a costume (including people wearing Garfield outfits) to CC2 because they were scared one of them could be Sam Hyde in disguise ready to blow up the arena. They’re irrationally scared of him and there’s no way in hell they’d reopen the wound of their collapsed relationship
 
They’re irrationally scared of him and there’s no way in hell they’d reopen the wound of their collapsed relationship
I'm not totally convinced. They are as desperate as it gets and Sam is a safe target that Anissa's boyfriend would LOVE a takedown of. Ian is too much of a zombie to do anything at his point, he's totally broken and zonked on whatever his therapist has prescribed. I do not think it could get worse for them than it is right now beyond total disappearance from the Internet. If they can make the Marky stuff stick it will be pretty damming but I don't know how much Hyde fans would care. I've been a fan since the TED talk and have always assumed there was some truth to it based on what I saw but the guy has had such a target on his back for such a long time I thought it was nothing that crazy.
 
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