Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick's wine grandmother demographic

Damn, she don't get no respect!

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[John Andrews Stan]

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Does this obese, hideous blob know what Nick thinks of overweight people, especially women? He doesn’t think you’re one of the good ones, chunk.

What a dishonest and deluded sack of shit.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I give her credit for putting out such bald faced lies before the court.

...and changed the trajectory of many lives for the better...

Nick is loyal, kind, empathic, smart, and passionate about his work

Nick Rekieta is only capable of being a danger to himself...

Nick is also deeply remorseful of any harm or pain that he has caused to his children and his family.

I have heard from many individuals who told me "Rekieta Law saved my life"...

Nick very begrudgingly took the best deal he could get while lying through his teeth to the court that he takes absolutely any measure of responsibility for anything he did.

Nick has acknowledged he broke the law and has taken responsibility for it by pleading guilt to possession.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think the megan vs kurt stuff was intentional on megans part. Intentionally being obtuse and pretending to be a retard to create an uncomfortable scenario between everyone in the room and secretly relishing it. The kind of stuff that nick also loves to do.

For that reason, i think megan also loves covering the family court stuff. Not only it seems to be decent money, she probably derives pleasure from the stories (while appearing the opposite) Dudes like lead attorney is a family attorney and dont seem to enjoy talking about it even though he does talk about black hos in court so it seems unavoidable. But for someone to focus on that kind of topic like megan, i cant help but think that she is probably a psychopath. Just my opinion though.

 

[AnOminous]

All Nick does is suck cock be a fag be a cuck eat hot single Dorito chip and lie.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All Nick does is suck cock be a fag be a cuck eat hot single Dorito chip and lie.

And hang out in stream chats talking about Aaron, the one who got away.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I can’t believe that dumb bint Megan wrote a letter pleading for lenience over this fucking dindu. Does that mean someone can write a letter to the judge asking for the opposite?

Not saying anyone here should, but if I was, say a disgruntled and pissed father in law I’d love the judge to know how unapologetic this nig is being out in public and to put him under the prison?

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick's wine grandmother demographic

Damn, she don't get no respect!

Does this obese, hideous blob know what Nick thinks of overweight people, especially women? He doesn’t think you’re one of the good ones, chunk.

OK, in all seriousness, unironically, what the FUCK is the deal with all these sanpaku eyes buzzing around this guy like flies on shit?



Y'know what, in some past life, once upon a time, I was 100% convinced that Freud was a fraud just coming up with copes for his own perversions, but it finally took an introduction to the Balldoverse to realize that just this once, just this once, that whole "Oedipus Complex" thing might have been on to something. Just this once, and never again.

 

[AnOminous]

And hang out in stream chats talking about Aaron, the one who got away.

I want to see him argue with actual lawyers about his mentally retarded opinions about Marbury v. Madison. He should do a stream specifically about his moronic opinion on that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ew, Megan, Nick already has a wife. I know you wouldn't think so with the way he treats her, but you're not the new April. You're not even Mandy.

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This big bitch could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

 

[Swole McPole]

Does this obese, hideous blob know what Nick thinks of overweight people, especially women? He doesn’t think you’re one of the good ones, chunk.

Megan is an ahjumma in training.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

There is another issue regarding the hacking. Around November, I seem to remember Balldo and Ralph both threatening Elissa Clips about having her nudes. Here is a post from November 2024 referring to it.

He set something similar up with Elissa Clips, saying he there was something secret about her, and then opening another sentence saying someone unspecified was sharing whoring themself out with nudes.

There seemed to be no reason for it at the time, but it is obvious now that it was because Elissa Clips was in contact with Aaron and Nick knew about this because he had email access.

Are these just vague threats, or did Balldo actually have access to these nudes? Did Balldo carry out revenge porn by sharing them with Ralph?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Are these just vague threats, or did Balldo actually have access to these nudes? Did Balldo carry out revenge porn by sharing them with Ralph?

You know what, considering that these people seem to think they are above the law, or willfully misinterpreting the law at every turn, this would not surprise me.
If the investigation is real they will eventually check Nick's communications and I really hope they have the warrant spelled out correctly so they can prosecute him for other crimes they find during the search.

Even in his DM to @elb Nick threatened with the nudes she supposedly sent to other people on his Discord server.

What do you think the chances are the chuds on there shared everything they received with each other?
I would put it at around 90% likelihood. Winemom selfie collection.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I try not to hope but man it would be funny if we get a MANdy revelation out of this investigation. I don’t know what or how and am not making any claims or predictions. Just saying it would be a nice reward for us having to know that Nicholas Rekieta gave his small child cocaine.

 

[mydekutree]

Nick is coping. Coping and seething. Let's hope the court punishes him for giving his young daughter cocaine.

 

[keke]

Kurt gets a lot of shit here, but is anybody else starting to feel he was onto something when it came to Megan?

No. He’s a fat disgusting turd that had a piggie incel rage meltdown because he refuses to date obese women that are also ugly and wants his Texas 6 while being a universal 2 (extra, generous point for the presumption of good hygiene). There are aspects of his personality that are also unappealing. Fat ugly people get into relationships all the time but he’s more interested in being self-pitying.

Everybody knew she was a balldo guard and nothing in that letter should be surprising given what she’s said on her stream. Nothing he said pertained to that, he just had a bitch fit because she met her husband IRL and therefore has a different view on dating he easily could’ve disregarded as worthless without the meltdown.

Not defending her. Kurt is just a faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

universal 2 (extra, generous point for the presumption of good hygiene).

Have you seen the metric shitload of dandruff and shed scaly skin from his rosacea-riddled face that ends up on his clothing (and presumably in his food)? He deserves zero points for hygiene. Kurt won’t even tackle basic grooming yet thinks he is entitled to a good woman despite his homeless person hygiene and presentation. He should buy a wife from Asia who will never love him or just accept being single till he dies. He’s utterly unwilling to improve himself to meet bare minimum standards.

 

[Thoughtcrime84]

Like a vast majority of lawyers, Nick struggled with substance abuse.

I'm not sure that "Dear Judge, Nick is just a common junkie, like nearly everyone in your profession. You surely can't deny Your Honour, that either you or your colleague 'Judge Pussy Liquor' haven't done some substance abuse yourself on the side." will have the effect that she thinks it will have.

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

Are these just vague threats, or did Balldo actually have access to these nudes? Did Balldo carry out revenge porn by sharing them with Ralph?

I honestly doubt he has them, unless she retarded enough to send them to people he knows, which in that case it's on her, but if he does im gonna say it's probably 80% chance he'll get nailed with revenge porn.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Have you seen the metric shitload of dandruff and shed scaly skin from his rosacea-riddled face that ends up on his clothing (and presumably in his food)?

And he frequently streams with a zoomed in high res camera so that we can all get a good look at it.
It is the primary reason I never watched his streams before I knew he was a retard.

Lawtube has a serious retard epidemic, weird how most of the female lawtube content creators still have reasonably successful channels still and have not sperged out yet or participated in lolcow behavior.