Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[ProlapsedDelight]

And to think it all snowballed from a fat nerd in Sweden pissing atrocious Java code for the lulz...

i still remember him posting the open alpha on /v/ for people to test. kinda poetic that it all links up like that.

 

[Onymous]

there isn't one, if I'm showing up in Kiwifarms the landscape is down bad. you're going to have to start bullying users like Onymous or you're going to get a bunch of low-quality newfags.

I can bully myself just fine thanks.

 

[Ancient Of Based]

Still astonished by how many jannies there were yet how retarded and incompetent the moderation was. Especially on boards like /v/ which is an off-topic cesspool. I guess trannies really do ruin everything, it's hard to think it's incompetence rather than malevolence at this point.

 

[Chicken Jockey]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Low quality bait. I expected more from Kiwi Farms.

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

fianlly... i'm fucking free... "you're here forever" my ass lmaoo

It's okay, Breadbassket will make a post on your profile eventually letting you know that you'll be here forever instead.

 

[harbringer883]

Still astonished by how many jannies there were yet how retarded and incompetent the moderation was. Especially on boards like /v/ which is an off-topic cesspool. I guess trannies really do ruin everything, it's hard to think it's incompetence rather than malevolence at this point.

Turns out getting people to mod boards for free doesn't exactly attract the best and brightest

 

[IKOL]

The nigger horde has already begun to swarm onto the site

Why thanks Shirley, it's known well 'nuff.

 

[John Helldiver]

Keep in mind there were at least four "global" jannies who could moderate ANY board. The absence of assigned jannies for the boards you listed likely means they were slow and/or had very low rates of problems.

Personally I expected a court-ordered shutdown similar to what happened with 8kun, but I guess this is fine too...

well what about the dead boards like /gd/

 

[I enjoy women]

Turns out getting people to mod boards for free doesn't exactly attract the best and brightest

What? For free? Zero dollars?

 

[The Ghost of Jelly Past]

These names are made up and you can't convince me they're not.

They are coincidentally funny names but can easily be verified with a simple search. That funeral site is real.

 

[Giga Troll]

I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit

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bitch is built like a real life twitter artist OC

 

[IKOL]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Hi John, I'm Doe. Nice to meet an internet-virgin such as you!

 

[tmfyeki]

They are coincidentally funny names but can easily be verified with a simple search. That funeral site is real.

did you manage to ERP with him before his death ?

 

[Amazing Criminal]

It's one of the very few places left where you can say no-no words and discuss forbidden topics without being banned right away. It's probably the only good thing about it, though.

I probably have months worth of bans for "racism outside of /pol/". Nigger.

 

[J_M]

fianlly... i'm fucking free... "you're here forever" my ass lmaoo

See you on Monday.

 

[Kingg. With. A. K.]

 

[harbringer883]

What? For free? Zero dollars?

nil

 

[Ashen OA'non]

Still astonished by how many jannies there were yet how retarded and incompetent the moderation was.

If /gif/ is anything to go by it was according to keikaku, their keikaku, but keikaku nonetheless. I would be forever baffled if they weren't the reason the boards stank.
keikaku means plan

 

[disabler]

still amazes me that most of the mod team was h(ACK)ed this quick. i'd really thought these fucking nerds would be hiding behind over 9000 proxies.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

What? For free? Zero dollars?

Do you think 4chan is the only message board that doesn't pay mods? I tried to post on Reddit a couple of times and every time I'd get (shadow)banned for politely disagreeing with someone, I'd PM the mods "not only are you bad at your job, but you also do it for free". Unfortunately, you can't even PM a specific mod on that shitty site.