Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Trans Randy]

Guys guys GUYS, we're so close to the release date, and we hadn't even considered the real Nu-Ian option:

Content Cop: Israel
Script by Anisa Jomha with contributions by Hasan Abi

 

[Piss Bear]

Content Cop: Anisa Jomha and Ian Jomha, where they make an extensive apology for being fucking idiots who don't know what the fuck they are doing, calling out their own wrong-doings, and promise to cancel Creator Clash and shut the fuck up for a few years while they humble themselves and work normal jobs.

I see a pot o' gold somewhere among all these rainbows I'm seeing

 

[Joe_Welch]

My prediction is a nice, safe breadtube target (Musk, Trump, etc.) being used as a facade for a last-ditch CC3 promotion.

I want it to be Sam so fucking bad. Please Ian, PLEASE, bring the candyman back into your life. Do it for Anisa's ego, do it for revenge, do it to own the chuds, do it for... gamergate, probably, but you have to do it. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He's not even going to premier this shit, you just know it's going to be actual garbage.

 

[Trans Randy]

He's not even going to premier this shit, you just know it's going to be actual garbage.

If it even releases today and their SSRI swiss cheese brains haven't already forgotten about it.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

I'm genuinely so hyped to see how shit this content cop is going to be. My final prediction is 50/50 on it being an actual video going after someone in a way resembling an OG content cop, and boring, preachy, unwatchable joke video that's forgotten in a week. Like bigbunjeees prediction.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Sam plays dumb but he is actually far smarter than most give him credit. He is smarter than Anisa and Ian put together at least.

He's mentioned multiple times this is his MO. He also used to like to wear a neck brace for similar reasons.

That guy is always playing some kind of manipulation game.

PS: Ian is a vindictive cunt and I'll bet not having the definitive winning last word on the Sam Hyde situation still burns him up inside.

 

[Total Norman Death]

I'll bet not having the definitive winning last word on the Sam Hyde situation still burns him up inside.

There is absolutely a point where he was desperate for it to disappear or just not have happened. IMO he probably would have been better off if he didn't release his end of the Hyde documentary, made him look like so much more of a dipshit. After CC2 and Hyde's comeback (which Ian played a significant part in) I think he had time to remember.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

he's gonna double down and do a content cop on himself

 

[Oliver Onions]

Mr. Jomha the puppet master has got all you niggers worked up over what will be a huge fucking nothing burger.

We can go back to discussing Anisa's deadlift form if you prefer.

Edit: AS PREDICTED, Anisa would start posting gym selfies after the callout. If only she could have made it there a few days ago to do her deadlift for 20k

And conspicuously the plates are just out of frame. How convenient, Anus.

 

[Metatron]

I wonder what the cuck will explain to us this time, using big circles on a wall.

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

My prediction is a nice, safe breadtube target (Musk, Trump, etc.) being used as a facade for a last-ditch CC3 promotion.

Content Cop: Israel

Content cop is supposed to be about a content creator and their content. Even a braindead nigger like idubbbz realizes that talking about a country or mainstream political figure would not fit into the structure of a content cop video. If he wanted to sperg out about israel or musk he would just do a video essay like every other breadtube faggot.

he's gonna double down and do a content cop on himself

Mr. Jomha loves flagellating himself for his past but right now it looks like he just wants to "move on" and make "better content". I think him making a new bad unboxing video (which was unbearable niggertrash) is an example of this. That retard thinks he can just recreate the magic and success of his past by making videos with the same name and basic premise, but obviously he cannot go back now. Besides, he wants to be put in the spotlight again, so a content cop on some literal who (which is what Ian currently is kek) won't cut it.

My guess? He will do an actual Jake Paul content cop video, and title it as Ricegum. Probably will talk about Logan Paul and his kike scams on there too. Either that or a H3H3 content cop.

 

[pipis]

he's gonna double down and do a content cop on himself

I voted this half heartedly but the odds that this'll be some poor attempt to be tongue-in-cheek about himself as a send off are definitely stacked. I'm locking it in

 

[grapeshark77]

I want it to be Sam for comedy purposes, It would explain the lack of premiere in that he's trying to keep it secret. If he doesn't have a Marky interview or her explicit consent then he'd come off really badly (also would be very funny).

I'll throw in some Anisa, showing off privilege with Pokimane - must be nice to just be able to leave - and acting like their mild statements would be on the radar of the government. I'm glad Ian took the thread back.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Ian doesn't really do YouTube premieres, most of his videos drop between 10 AM and 1 PM Pacific Time and this one likely won't be any different

 

[Squid Diddler]

I want it to be Sam for comedy purposes, It would explain the lack of premiere in that he's trying to keep it secret. If he doesn't have a Marky interview or her explicit consent then he'd come off really badly (also would be very funny).

I'll throw in some Anisa, showing off privilege with Pokimane - must be nice to just be able to leave - and acting like their mild statements would be on the radar of the government. I'm glad Ian took the thread back.

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Which parent? Her psychotic, borderline schizophrenic mother? Or her on-deaths-door-can't-remember-his-own-name dementia-riddled father?

 

[Leo Frank]

I want it to be Sam for comedy purposes, It would explain the lack of premiere in that he's trying to keep it secret. If he doesn't have a Marky interview or her explicit consent then he'd come off really badly (also would be very funny).

I'll throw in some Anisa, showing off privilege with Pokimane - must be nice to just be able to leave - and acting like their mild statements would be on the radar of the government. I'm glad Ian took the thread back.

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As retarded as they both are, I hate both of them larping like they’re in danger in their privileged state of existence. If you actually think you are in danger, move back to Canada. You’re both Canadian citizens. Both of you can do the same dumb shit you do in the states up there. Pokimane has legit reasons to travel for business so that could be a pain but anus has no reason to be in America. She also openly hates it.

They act like every Palestine loving-American hating Canadian is going to be thrown into the back of a van with MS-13 and dropped off in El Salvador or whatever. I don’t even know pokimane’s status in the US but Anisa still isn’t a citizen. She hates America, loves Canada but sells her place in Edmonton? Makes sense. They just like to whine about the place they love to live in while pretending Canada is superior, it’s bizarre behavior. Who moves to another country to complain about it all the time when you can go back to the country you prefer?

Anus, you have no balls so you have no connections with terrorists/real deal people who know or support designated terrorist organizations and you’re too afraid of the legit terrorist supporters to ever be around them so you have nothing to worry about. We know the hardcore Muslims scare the fuck out of you. You’re only comfortable with feaux muslims like Frogan or westernized champagne commie Arabs like Hasan and Denims. Take some more zombie pills, post some more dead face gym selfies (it’s sad I know you took at least 15 and that was the best you could get) and chill out.

 

[bear hammer]

It doesn't really matter who the content cop will actually be on, everyone already knows it's going to be the worst one.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It doesn't really matter who the content cop will actually be on, everyone already knows it's going to be the worst one.

It really doesn't, but the fun comes from him striking a blow at his most important online legacy, all to shill a low-stakes, low-quality boxing tournament between who number 1 to 10, that's already predicted to leave them in debt.

After this, there will be nothing left, and I don't know what will be funnier after, him later on going back to kickstarted crap out of desperation or just abandoning his youtube account and pursuing his gay little hobby of chasing squirelles around the backyard or whatever he's doing these days.

That is if he even has the balls to upload anything today, which are looking slimmer by the hour.

 

[Irregardless]

I want it to be Sam for comedy purposes, It would explain the lack of premiere in that he's trying to keep it secret. If he doesn't have a Marky interview or her explicit consent then he'd come off really badly (also would be very funny).

I'll throw in some Anisa, showing off privilege with Pokimane - must be nice to just be able to leave - and acting like their mild statements would be on the radar of the government. I'm glad Ian took the thread back.

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Ya know, this would be a lot more hard hitting if Canada wasn't in a state of total economic and social free-fall, but enjoy taxes even crazier than California and infinity Indians I guess?

Now to be fair, Pokimane wouldn't have any issues since she is already financially set for life and would no doubt live in some high rise Vancouver condo far away from anything that could negatively effect her. The reason she wouldn't move though is that she isn't self sufficient and would rot without her California collab connections.

Anus on the other hand, the bitch wouldn't even be able to afford the move over the border, so unless she's hopping on the welfare bandwagon, she's fucked. Well... actually, scratch that, with all her fake medical issues there's a good chance she would get tricked by some Doctor into euthanizing herself and then Ian can go back to saying nigger.