I'm a willing to bet that he will serve 0 days in jail. Not with the amount of kids he has and only being a 1st time offender. Getting community service would be interesting though. Honestly knowing him, being told to help out people around him, possibly even people that betrayed his trust, would be more painful for him than jail time anyway. He could at least pretend that he was gangster in jail and he gets to be away from his children, picking up trash is bitchmade.
80 hours of community service for a 3rd degree felony is a fucking joke. I've known people to get a hundred hours for a single count of misdemeanor shoplifting (of utterly minor items) - and in one case at least, also in a diversion program, and also 20 years old.
I love that they recommended jail, but I doubt that will be required, and if it is, it'll be the ankle bracelet type, with allowance for
work DRIVING MUH KIDS.
5 years is a long probation - wouldn't be surprise if that got cut down, too.
But not, to be clear, bc of that sentencing memorandim he filed, which was shit. Or those garbage letters. Waow, your kids do extracurriculars. Funny how it still comes back to, "we drive SO much.". Can't even not whine about the life you
chose. And completely tonedeaf to the fact that they can do those things because neither parent can be arsed to work a real job - and don't have to.
I think both yes and no. He might dry out, but he also might make new connections. I don’t think him staying sober would last much longer after his release.
They aren’t praying the rosary? What the hell else could they be doing on Good Friday?
Rosaries are mostly, if not overwhelmingly, a Catholic thing. I've never known anyone but Catholics to use one regularly. Maybe orthodox do, idk.
But what are Lutherans doing on Good Friday? Relaxing and shopping for Easter, mostly.
