You used to. This is cutting into super deep Kino lore, but their "payment processor" (which uses PayPal) used to allow $.01 tips and there was a person that tipped a penny every now and then.
I had OG paypal credit card in 2003, that was the wild west of the internet, now with everyone charging at least 4% service charge for credit or debit cards, a penny is 96/100 cent, then paypal has it's charge of x% +$0.49, a single penny wouldn't cover just paypal's cut.
"when you come here there's stuff to do" says the man that leaves his home less than a hundred times a year, and only to go shopping... why the fuck did I come back to this shitty vortex.
It's technically possible, provided the "merchant" isn't actually a registered merchant and is just some dude with a PP account (probably was the case for loulz.tips):
I retract my vexation, if Argentina can win, $0.01 isn't my prefered hill to die on.
If DSP was my retarded son then the best I could do was a fish picture every now and then.
Didn't Wings reveal at one point that he never consummated his marriage? Also the fact that since he's constantly on SSRIs he has no libido. I don't think I've ever seen Wings show any affection or attraction to Kelly, and he's downright said she's not attractive to her face. Wings is 100 times the man DSP thinks he is, and Wings is still a bitchmade excuse of a man, but at least he's willing to go outside and get confrontational if pushed enough, unlike Mr. "I'm an alcoholic don't hit me Jaha".
My parents are in thier 70s, they still go on expeditions across the globe with literal children. If you've ever been on a 14 hour flight with kids, and want to do it again, it's because you love them, no matter the age of the company or the paying party. His parents don't visit him because Dave did his damndest to nepotize DSP for Sikorsky, he got repaid by a beligerent child. I don't blame Dave for adopting Melissa who is objectively more successful than DSP ever had the potential to be.
"I can't visit my dying parents because there's nothing cool to do in the state they live in." Only a genuinely retard would say that. Imagine saying this in public, on the internet.
Phil can't just say that he hates Connecticut and the nigger area his parents live in. So he makes up nonsense that everyone knows doesn't even apply to him since he admits himself he never goes anywhere or does anything, and the lie only sounds worse than the original point. Do this a million times, forget all the senseless lies you've told, and you end up where Phil's head is.
I look forward to the PWR boost.
It's also a popular scammer tactic to ping an account with a penny or pennies and go hit it later if the ping was successful.
