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[Enig]

If you want to strike fear into americans ask why so many average to retarded IQ people all seemingly have a dress code of all white New Balance, jeans, pullover sports team logo hoodie and a ball cap with near zero deviation. Hell, just insulting the ballcap alone sets them off with ease.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

americans think the walmart aisle is real cheese and it's quite sad

I lived in the American Economic Zone for some years, and food was horrible all around, cheese included. "Low moisture mozzarella" is a war crime.
Except apples, I liked your apples. And pork, which was incredibly cheap for its quality yet nobody bought it, I only saw beef sold out. You should eat more pork.

 

[NEETsamurai]

Maybe this is some 4d chess propaganda the EU does on purpose to make Americans look worse and these products are actually made in Latvia or something.

Actually correct, most American "food" is so full of preservatives and so low in nutritional value you aren't even allowed to sell it as cattle fodder. I 'member the shart-in-mart threads on /int/ and being absolutely baffled when i found out it wasn't just a meme, and that Americans regularly shit themselves due to chronic diarrhea.

 

[Only Lonely Soldier]

How many of us weirdos are even left out there?

i lived under a rock for a decade and fell over in shock and laughter a few years ago when my best friend told me that iban from blockland hosted the cwc lolcow forum

 

[CreyZark]

If Europe was really interested in stocking American products and selling them, we don't have a shortage of hippie companies that use quality ingredients.

No thanks, I want the real zogslop experience in its purest form.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

I lived in the American Economic Zone for some years, and food was horrible all around, cheese included. "Low moisture mozzarella" is a war crime.
Except apples, I liked your apples. And pork, which was incredibly cheap for its quality yet nobody bought it, I only saw beef sold out. You should eat more pork.

theres like two americas, honestly. the one served by fast and loose box stores you are referring to,

and the other done by farmers markets.

there is obviously a massive difference in IQ at both, but interestingly, not in political alignment here, or any other margin marker.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Tried clicking an image link in a quoted post that was highlighted.
Image was already removed and I got 4 alerts and trying to check them gave me an error message about "security".
Chat, how cooked am I?

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

W.T. Snacks legacy has been engraved via a few animations by Zone Tan (pedophile) and drawings by that niggergirl Lottie (pedophile who draws loli shota 'P of toddlers and sneaked Loli Hentai into her Rap Artist Uncle's line of merch)
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Where is this coderboy janny now?

oh yeah I remember zone tan now, one more for the shadman circle. Newgrounds and pedos go together like peanut butter and jelly. Hope the sharty strikes them next

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Actually correct, most American "food" is so full of preservatives and so low in nutritional value you aren't even allowed to sell it as cattle fodder. I 'member the shart-in-mart threads on /int/ and being absolutely baffled when i found out it wasn't just a meme, and that Americans regularly shit themselves due to chronic diarrhea.

American foods standards definitely have room for improvement (it's why RFK Jr. was appointed to his current position, I really like that guy for the most part) but this just doesn't mean anything. Half the regulation throughout Europe exists to prevent American products from competing over there. If this regulation didn't exist, America produces such massive amounts of food and crops that homegrown European stuff couldn't compete. I'd respect the pseudo-nationalist bent but then they go buy shit from China.

 

[Matty]

Here in Europe whenever you see a food product with gaudy American packaging with the stars and stripers you just know it's going to taste like shit with preservatives, mountain of suger and 50 different types of chemicals. Maybe this is some 4d chess propaganda the EU does on purpose to make Americans look worse and these products are actually made in Latvia or something. Somehow they are probably healthier than whatever bread or cheese you guys buy in Walmart

No no my friend, American goyslop is actually just packaged cancer. You can learn an entirely new language by reading the ingredient list on any American made "food" product. Why do you think we are all fat and retarded?

 

[StacticShock]

>check 4chinz frontpage just for funzies since it's the only thing stil up
>only image to load is from /lgbt/
thanks, hiro.

 

[ringtones]

speaking of HFCS

this shit does NOT break down in your gut. your body can NOT handle that shit at ALL. dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

it's sugar, it's basically a solid block of carbon

you poured ammonia on it, that's not going to do shit

you need an organic solvent (like stomach acid or trychloroethylene) to dissolve organic compounds

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

No no my friend, American goyslop is actually just packaged cancer. You can learn an entirely new language by reading the ingredient list on any American made "food" product. Why do you think we are all fat and retarded?

its insane to look up sunflower oil - its in so much garbage, like basil. the fumes from cooking it are actually toxic to even BREATHE

 

[Fae Supremacist]

this shit does NOT break down in your gut. your body can NOT handle that shit at ALL. dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

Digestion works on the molecular level, no molecule is too complex if your body has the enzyme to metabolize it.
Plus, the scenario you described involves reacting ammonia with glucose, which probably created some abhorrent crystalline products.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

No no my friend, American goyslop is actually just packaged cancer. You can learn an entirely new language by reading the ingredient list on any American made "food" product. Why do you think we are all fat and retarded?

>doesn't eat goyslop
Do you eat kosher or something?

 

[Cursed With Sugma]

And pork, which was incredibly cheap for its quality yet nobody bought it, I only saw beef sold out. You should eat more pork.

Stop telling people about the pork, or they'll buy more of it and raise prices. Let them have their tough grisly beef and think they're eating good.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

its insane to look up sunflower oil - its in so much garbage, like basil. the fumes from cooking it are actually toxic to even BREATHE

I get the problem with seed oils, but basil?

 

[Matty]

its insane to look up sunflower oil - its in so much garbage, like basil. the fumes from cooking it are actually toxic to even BREATHE

I would honestly be more surprised if someone told me there was an ingredient in anything we consume that *wasn't* toxic or carcinogenic.

 

[Margo Martindale]

For /his/, a history thread would cover it.

Comment in my suggestion thread so dear feeder Null adds a history subforum!

Thread 'History & Humanities Off topic subforum'

Dec 3, 2024

Would be a great place to discuss history and stuff like religion. No real place to do so at the moment

• Margo Martindale
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• Forum: Forum Discussion

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[Matty]

>doesn't eat goyslop
Do you eat kosher or something?

I do eat goyslop, which is why I am fat and retarded.