Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

"This is fucking insane behavior" said the man claiming to be a lesbian.

As for the little pooner and the advice she should plan her escape mom told her to get the fuck out. This isn't the great escape she wants leave then use the front door just give mom the keys when you exit and make sure it doesn't hit you in the ass on the way out.

Edit: Positron saw your post Bill Nye the Science Guy who has no Science Degrees at all.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Incidentally, I notice this UK issue not coming up at all on r/ftm.

Look again:


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It's just the one post so far, but there's an industrial quantity of seething in the replies. One that caught my eye:



This troon has somehow come to the conclusion that because the word 'woman' now legally has a biologically-based definition in the UK, that means that women across the country (and internationally) will be forced to be used as breeding vessels for white men, while all non-whites will be deported or killed.

Given how absurdly implausible and stratospherically abstract this reading of the situation is, I have to assume it's just the poster's masturbatory fantasy. Saying this sort of shit used to be grounds for putting someone away in a padded cell for the rest of their days, and rightly so.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Given how absurdly implausible and stratospherically abstract this reading of the situation is, I have to assume it's just the poster's masturbatory fantasy. Saying this sort of shit used to be grounds for putting someone away in a padded cell for the rest of their days, and rightly so.

That was my first thought too. It reminded me of this banger:

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And the most based ex-girlfriend award goes to... She probably wishes he was more courageous on christmas as well. I wish her the best and approve of what she did even if the tranny is telling the truth (he's not, but still).

 

[Candidate No 7]

I am genuinely taken aback by the sheer apocalyptic reaction of UK troons (and a few US ones) to the Supreme Court ruling. You'd think the government is about to round them up and stick their dicks back on them. I was expecting the usual cope and denial of reality, frankly, if the judgement came that way. I always thought a collective breakdown and crash-back to reality was the inevitable fate of the trans movement but I didn't see it coming so soon and because of this.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This reminds me of a vintage troon seethe: Angela Douglas's 1977 letter to Sister magazine:
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Calling women "genetic women" and "Gennys" is so funny to me. He also later tried to claim this was satire but you know he believed every word. They've been pulling the same tricks for 50 years.

How many trans rights Twitter activists has JKR already outlived?

TLDR “Oh yeah?! Well I have a shitpipe and shitpipes are the future! Take that!”

Re: the Supreme Court ruling today, I expect lesbian exclusive gatherings to happen asap now that they’re allowed and they will be violently protested by a gaggle of hons which will unironically be great for optics. The way they’re casually fantasizing about violently killing JKR and whipping themselves into a frenzy I half expect something retarded and violent to happen when this ruling comes into practice.

 

[Len Kagamine]

Spoiler

everyone recounting their stories of
transmisogyny reminded me of a special
one of mine where i was about to land the biggest graphic design gig i'd ever gotten up to that point (for a then-new power company), but after politely correcting the client after misgendering me (and reassuring him he's all good), he straight up ghosted me.

it wasn't until a year later where i was able to chat with the lady who initially put me in contact with this client and discovered the reason that he ghosted me was because he got really embarrassed about being corrected and felt guilty about misgendering me.

if you were sorry you'd have given me a
fucking job!

Guy hires troon, realizes his mistake when he is accused of the capital sin of misgendering and decides that's a can of worms he does not want to open up. When questioned he just says he was embarrassed when in reality he knows very well how much trouble these retards are and he doesn't want to end up having a mob sent after his business just because he accidentally said "sir" once or made any sort of criticism towards the troon whatsoever that could be later spun into transphobia. Obviously the client dodged a bullet if this faggot couldn't resist the urge to stir this shit up even while trying to land a career opportunity.

This is just a minor example but there's a specific subset of tumblr MTFs who are special kind of unhinged, more so than troons on other sites. Idk what it is but they are the most entitled, narcissistic and degenerate ones I've ever seen and they don't bother to hide it whatsoever, unlike how others at least try to put on a front of good intentions. Maybe it's being confined to a small site that most people think is long dead making them feel more anonymous, who knows.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[A Fly on the wall]

I am genuinely taken aback by the sheer apocalyptic reaction of UK troons (and a few US ones) to the Supreme Court ruling. You'd think the government is about to round them up and stick their dicks back on them. I was expecting the usual cope and denial of reality, frankly, if the judgement came that way. I always thought a collective breakdown and crash-back to reality was the inevitable fate of the trans movement but I didn't see it coming so soon and because of this.

Sifting through my IG stories this morning was a treat let me tell you. A lot of people I went to school with have trooned out and they're reeeing like hell. One of them went full Daniel Larson schizo mode and said he wants to bomb the house of commons so here's hoping he hasn't got a loisence for those kind of postings

 

[Fagguccine]

And another L.

"I'm going to vote for facists because I hate women sticking up for themselves!" And that everyone, is how you reveal someone's true colors.

 

[S.C Malthus]

This is what they signed up for. If you pass as a man, yeah, lone women in the street at night are going to avoid you. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that there’s no physical difference between a decent guy and a rapist.

A friend of a friend got a similar surprise years ago.

After starting T she got sad when women on the bus started shuffling a few feet away to open distance from them, a mother scowled & protectively clutched their child when she caught them smiling/waving at her toddler in line at the grocery store, etc.

Well, you wanted to go from a husky black lesbian to a angry looking black dude with a scraggly beard. What'd you expect? This is how solitary women and mothers act around sketchy dudes in public...congrats you pass I guess

 

[Fagguccine]

A friend of a friend got a similar surprise years ago.

After starting T she got sad when women on the bus started shuffling a few feet away to open distance from them, a mother scowled & protectively clutched their child when she caught them smiling/waving at her toddler in line at the grocery store, etc.

Well, you wanted to go from a husky black lesbian to a angry looking black dude with a scraggly beard. What'd you expect? This is how solitary women and mothers act around sketchy dudes in public...congrats you pass I guess

"Why won't people see me as a man?"

*People get terrified and treat her as a man*

"Why do people avoid me because I look like a man?"

Some classic pooner logic at play there.

 

[Chandelier]

17 year old fujoshit who lives vicariously through a disabled white man is shrieking about the UK decision.

And the response:

Keep coping and seething through your fag fics, girl. Those pixels are more of a man than you'll ever be.

 

[Law]

 

[MongInTheMirror]

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I unironically love this woman so gd much

Honestly, after the tsunami of hon-malding she's had to deal with the last few years, I'm so happy she's not attempting any kind of 'high road' bullshit. Rub their spotty, bulbous man-noses in the shit, Joanne. It's the only way they'll learn.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

A theme you'll likely see from trannies or "allies" on this. They'll claim this is just importing the culture war from the US and they'll ignore the fact that they've imported the trans movement, or do they think it's a coincidence the rise of transmania in the west has happened simultaneously? I mean, people have lost their jobs for not following along with their delusion. Of course the pushback on that will happen.

The new thing is to claim that it's a "fringe issue" and "wHy Do yOU caRE?!"

They're not sending their best.

 

[Noxe]

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You forgot the best part which was the retweet.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The new thing is to claim that it's a "fringe issue" and "wHy Do yOU caRE?!"

They're not sending their best.

Protecting half of the population from creeps infiltrating their prisons and sports and changing rooms is fringe, apparently!

 

[Law]

I unironically love this woman so gd much

On all levels except for physical, I am on J.K. Rowling's yacht.

 

[Epic_Doomslayah_93]

You forgot the best part which was the retweet.

The most amusing part about Rowling is the large group of people who think that if they post some epic Twitter zinger just one more time she'll go away.

She has essentially infinite money now, and can piss off thousands of troons at a moments notice with one or two sentences; why would she ever stop?