Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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the mexicuck can't to defend himself publicy.
But he can't block replies in here like on his profile like the little bitchmade faggot he is. He can't handle open discussion. If there's nobody else in the DM to argue against his le epic Reddit rants, then that means he won, you see.
 
Hey tell us how you really feel.

I told you already when you posted this on my profile (for whatever reason), but it's because you might be the cow. I guess posting it there didn't get you enough visibility though, so fish for those updoots.
I’m pretty sure your on the block list with me *sigh*

I won’t ignore you though. We can get through this traumatic event together.

@FakeAFClausMystery , can you please answer why you jerked off to legos? What is sexually appealing about little block figurines?
 
I’m pretty sure your on the block list with me *sigh*

I won’t ignore you though. We can get through this traumatic event together.

@FakeAFClausMystery , can you please answer why you jerked off to legos? What is sexually appealing about little block figurines?
Not to get away from talking about Claudio, but I think Bear is talking about me. He's been subtly calling me a pedo throughout the day (it's originally why Claudio did his usual gay Talbott-like tactic of 'siding' with the 'good guys' in his thread; i.e. people who are also getting shit on), and I don't see how he could be referring to Claudio being a 'zoeynigger' instead of me who he's quoting (and whose profile page he's talking about). Claudio has literally never mentioned her in search results at least, so unless I'm missing something here I'm pretty sure Bear is talking about me.

Anyway, I just mentioned it, but Bear's all worked up over Claudio 'allying' with him. Something we've seen Talbott do on his sticker rampages where he updoots the cows in a thread because they're the "good guys" in his eyes, and the Farmers are the "bad guys". Bear is currently crying at me, so that makes me the Farmer to negrate, and Bear the 'hero' to updoot.
 
Not to get away from talking about Claudio, but I think Bear is talking about me.
To be charitable, I think @bear hammer is complaining about cows trying to ally with him and is calling Claudio a pedo; how I interpreted his message:

"Genuinely, what is it with these cows (referring to Claudio) that think because I have personal beef with other kiwis that they think I’m on their side?"
"This has happened twice now. (I'm not sure who the other cow was but includes Claudio)"
"LIKE NO NIGGER, YOU'RE (Claudio) A PEDOPHILE!!!! YOU'RE (Claudio) AUTOMATICALLY WORSE THAN THE FAGGEST OF THE FAGGIEST ZOEYNIGGERS (probably DickMain :story: ), LIKE KILL YOURSELF. (towards Claudio)"
 
"LIKE NO NIGGER, YOU'RE (Claudio) A PEDOPHILE!!!! YOU'RE (Claudio) AUTOMATICALLY WORSE THAN THE FAGGEST OF THE FAGGIEST ZOEYNIGGERS (probably DickMain :story: ), LIKE KILL YOURSELF. (towards Claudio)"
Maybe, sure. In either case it's neither here nor there. But they're the perfect company for one another in any case. Claudio hopping around user profiles acting like he's capturing 'le ebin owns' is pretty funny. I'm not sure what it is he thinks he seems to be 'exposing' on other users. Maybe he'll try his hand at composing a halal thread, he could always ask Sperg and Admiral to fact check.
He also won't provide evidence that he didn't rape the cat because we won't believe him.
Well he's right about things once in a while.
 
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To pivot back to talking about Claudio, I decided to check when he posted his messages in the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread in Mexican time:
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He woke up Saturday morning and the first thing he does is talk about Synthetic Man :story:
Also "I am planning to do the legal procedures to request to get it [the OP information] off" :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
To pivot back to talking about Claudio, I decided to check when he posted his messages in the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread in Mexican time:
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He woke up Saturday morning and the first thing he does is talk about Synthetic Man :story:
Also "I am planning to do the legal procedures to request to get it [the OP information] off" :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
Damn, he was even upset that European Americans were portrayed as evil. So much has changed since Thursday.
 
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So this Maya was a female pet that was castrated? Is this some mexican concept I'm unaware of? I've never heard it called that for females.
I'm not mexican but venezuelan. In Latin America is common sterilize both male and female pets. The Retarded of Claudio can't use even Google Traductor and instead to say "Sterilize", he say "Castrated"
 
So this Maya was a female pet that was castrated? Is this some mexican concept I'm unaware of? I've never heard it called that for females.
I'm...

I know you are trolling and acting like a retard, but I would not recommend acting like don't know what "Spaying" is, and then call me a dumbass in the same place. 🫥🫥🫥
 
The idea of Claudio waking up, opening his thread, looking at users he specifically blocked, just to negrate all of them is really funny. @FakeAFClausMystery what do you get out of spamming negrates? Do you care that much about them? Does getting negrated hurt your feelings?
It's kind of a lot like Emily, yeah? Like you just know he's hitting the reveal button on every single reply and seething at it. He acts like such an internet badass in 'private' when DM'ing, or on his own profile where other Kiwis can't get involved in reply chains (and of course he likes to bandwagon during Kiwi slapfights onto the less-synthpathetic party). But it's just crickets here in an open forum. He hasn't been on to post or negrate in two hours now.
I'm...

I know you are trolling and acting like a retard, but I would not recommend acting like don't know what "Spaying" is, and then call me a dumbass in the same place.
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As I live in breathe you snuck one in there. You even talk exactly like Emily, holy shit you two are made for each other. You... do realize that... right? :|
 
I'm not mexican but venezuelan. In Latin America is common sterilize both male and female pets. The Retarded of Claudio can't use even Google Traductor and instead to say "Sterilize", he say "Castrated"
Amazing semantics there, retard. Still same thing.

I know you are a Venezuelan cuck, but...

Jesus fucking Christ, you are making yourself look like you belong in a school that not even down syndrome kids would go to.
 
I like your posts but never post sharty shit in this thread every again. We don't need this thread to be a hugbox for those retards, too.

I'm...

I know you are trolling and acting like a retard, but I would not recommend acting like don't know what "Spaying" is, and then call me a dumbass in the same place. 🫥🫥🫥
Everyone knows what spaying is, you're just retarded enough not to say it that way and of course people who see "Castrated" as the word's meaning is chopping testicles off from men will believe you mutilated your cat's vagina.

Stop calling others retards because your grasp in the english language is fleeting at best. No wonder loquenderos made fun of you for speaking english when you're latino, you fucking suck at it 10+ years later.

inb4 le bad at math because I know cherrypicking is your strongest weapon.
 
Amazing semantics there, retard. Still same thing.
Wrong again, ESL child. Castration is a term specifically for the male sex. Unless "Maya" is a troon dog? :cryblood:
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I know you are a Venezuelan cuck, but...
Venezuela won, Mexico lost

Jesus fucking Christ, you are making yourself look like you belong in a school that not even down syndrome kids would go to.
With the way you act, I think you'll be perfect for "a school that not even down syndrome kids would go to."
 
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