Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Banditotron]

Leave her alone!

Step off she's mine

 

[Kinematic Equation]

something about the show's early seasons and the community around it was really magical in a way that will never be replicated.

Pretty sure that some suspiciously homosexual people liked the show's creator and spammed it a bunch of 4chan. Ponyfans are such notorious spammers that a no-tolerance policy was initiated called GR-15. If you remember in the recent April Fools event, posts on the pony board went to stratospheric levels when they turned on their spambots all at once.
Sadly this found fertile soil in the minds of young men crippled with autism and low testosterone levels, who were already obsessed with cutesy anime girls.

A magical moment is when your football team wins the game by the skin of its teeth against all odds thanks to your lucky gamewinning interception, and then you get chatted up by that cute cheerleader you were eyeing. Those are the moments that live forever, however fleeting they may seem. Autistic bronydom is something better left forgotten in the garbagebin of internet history. Get out of this prison in your mind and go experience the world, I'm saying that for your own good. Engage your masculinity and leave this cutesy anime stuff in the rearview mirror.

 

[Meat Target]

Leave her alone!

I did not have John Goodman in a Mrs. Doubtfire remake on my 2025 bingo card.

 

[malachite]

Guys I'd like to take a moment to point out that there's a very high chance some tranny jannies are lurking (or even posting) in this thread. Please be respectful of they/them/zhe/xher feelings in this difficult time and say something nice to them!

What can we even say at this point, 'een? We won.

 

[❤️❤️]

4chan died when glowniggers castrated its ability to organise. Collective autism was the core of that site but 2016 was the last time anons were allowed to do something together.

 

[Akiren Amamiya]

I don't care if he does sell it, I hope the list of 4chan Pass purchasers goes public

I know some of the Jannies and Mods were dumb enough to use their personal email addresses, but surely there won't be any significant figures moronic enough to use their personal details when purchasing 4chan Gold. Who knows, maybe TayTay will finally be confirmed as an honest and true /b/tard...

 

[ringtones]

Do people really think a film / cartoon is good because there's some random swirls on the screen that line up?

no, they think it's good because all the swirls on the screen line up, perfectly, in tune with the music
and they may have never seen it before, because troons and commies think everything is relative and there are no absolutes. The very idea that there could be scene composition and timing according to strict rules observed in religious art is directly offensive to the majority of artists.

 

[nine inch snails]

Was /sneed/ not good enough for you?

brie larsons feet are straight up gore and dont belong anywhere, i just thought people should see the feet of the actress they were all obsessing about. had they known from the beginning what her feet looked like the discussion wouldve been very different.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

I know some of the Jannies and Mods were dumb enough to use their personal email addresses, but surely there won't be any significant figures moronic enough to use their personal details when purchasing 4chan Gold. Who knows, maybe TayTay will finally be confirmed as an honest and true /b/tard...

actually come to think of it, the gold users NEED to be doxed
imagine the hilarious fallout here, wed have elon, tay, multiple celebs, etc. redit would melt down over some of their heros posting there

 

[S_A_L_T]

True. I wonder if it's been quietly hacked and the info sold many times over the past few years.

You know it’s all sitting in some server in Israel

 

[CEO of Gay]

Fair enough
Am I allowed to link an shitty dead altchan thread here that I made on an alt chan to organize a raid?
Or is this a "no loopholes in this rule" sort or thing?
I'm trying to figure out a way to work outside jannies reach on 4chan to make them seethe, I can dodge their ban hammers and post it there when it's back but the entire point of the idea is getting something done that they cant just delete before enough anons see it

We do not need to know of your plans to jump into the zoo exhibits and become part of them.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

brie larsons feet are straight up gore and dont belong anywhere, i just thought people should see the feet of the actress they were all obsessing about. had they known from the beginning what her feet looked like the discussion wouldve been very different.

Oh. I forgot that her feet look like a pair of undead swimming fins.

 

[Ocean Punk]

Do people really think a film / cartoon is good because there's some random swirls on the screen that line up?

Things like good composition allows for better immersion as it makes content more digestible. Like that guy said, crack cocaine for the autistic mind which is easily overstimulated and overwhelmed. As far as I can tell, it's the media equivalent of a safety blanket.

 

[Taki Supremacy]

Am I allowed to link an shitty dead altchan thread here that I made on an alt chan to organize a raid?
Or is this a "no loopholes in this rule" sort or thing?
I'm trying to figure out a way to work outside jannies reach on 4chan to make them seethe, I can dodge their ban hammers and post it there when it's back but the entire point of the idea is getting something done that they cant just delete before enough anons see it

Have you tried... I don't know... Maybe the site that did the hack in the first place? If my memory serves correctly they have a /raid/ board for the specific thing you are asking for.

 

[Cursed With Sugma]

Was /sneed/ not good enough for you?

I don't think /sneed/ would allow Brie Larson's nasty feet, maybe /b/ or /trash/. Mod banned him cause he doesn't like being reminded of Brie's grotesque ogre feet. I've copped a ban as well for asking which hobbit those feet belong to when a pic of them was posted.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So he's an aggressively normal guy who's actually interested in photography where at least a moderator who isn't completely uninterested in the subject hope youfully he keeps his position

If his girlfriend/wife is anything to go off of, doubtful. There was alot more I could have said about the couple beyond what was just immediately available from a cursory google search. Lets just say they are both very good comrades.

 

[Vordhusbn]

There are two emails that got raped by the sharty's wordfilter. Not sure if they'll return anything valuable, but could you try it again for these two?
in2thetrashitgoes@proton.me
desu.janitorapp@national.shitposting.agency

Just had a look, nothing is coming up for either of them sorry

 

[Ashen OA'non]

Guys I'd like to take a moment to point out that there's a very high chance some tranny jannies are lurking (or even posting) in this thread. Please be respectful of they/them/zhe/xher feelings in this difficult time and say something nice to them!

Oh shit, my bad. Jannies I know the past few days must've been a difficult time for y'all but you need to hang in there! These days will pass unlike you

I know some of the Jannies and Mods were dumb enough to use their personal email addresses, but surely there won't be any significant figures moronic enough to use their personal details when purchasing 4chan Gold. Who knows, maybe TayTay will finally be confirmed as an honest and true /b/tard...

I'm more curious if identifiable marketers could be found amid the buyers.

 

[AnOminous]

There are some tripfags Inwould love to chase off by posting their home addresses and their faces

tripfags are fucking scum.

 

[i like sonoshee]

We're used to only having a few thousand on at any given time, which isn't much in the grand scheme. If a thread doesn't exist, it means somebody didn't think of it.

we is a royal we. we don't care about customs. we are on the same team. we easily regroup. faster than a fusion cell. if a we post gets out of hand we shut it the fuck down. don't worry we know we are guests and respect you all. in fact i had sympathy for null even though i didn't care about lolcows or whatever. he was wronged and i'm not trying to suck his dick. i'm happy to browse the miku dancing boards for now. they are nice. i don't care about change though. i just want to either shitpost or have nice conversations. ironically kw is more welcoming and filters out bullshit while still being pri 1AM?