Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Sorry for giving your retirement over to Billy Mitchell whoopsies! :-p
Anyways use Promo Code “KarlLost” for a 20% discount when you order Rickey’s world famous hot sauce!

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Karl's plan all along was lose this lawsuit, get into massive debt, destroy his family unit and his entire life, then sue Billy Mitchell for that by saying he ruined his life using those steps as damages he's suffered from. He's playing the 20-D Chess game

 

[Zana]

I find it hard to believe that any lawyer planning an appeal would be okay with a public statement as retarded as this

Also:

Address the stupid shit, Karl

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Karl's plan all along was lose this lawsuit, get into massive debt, destroy his family unit and his entire life, then sue Billy Mitchell for that by saying he ruined his life using those steps as damages he's suffered from. He's playing the 20-D Chess game

He was just damage boosting like in his Golden Eye speed runs all along!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Gotta give him credit. He threaded the needle perfectly to tell it like "he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct" as DSP would put it.

That said, nobody's buying it, lmao.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

 

[The Noise]

When womb transplants begin, the troons want to know they can then slaughter the baby and post about it on Reddit like the cis Reddit women do.

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>repositing reddit tranny fetish subreddit shit uncensored into a thread about karl jobst

can you die out

 

[Fucker Carlson]

The discord mods do not like when you make a joke involving the numbers $200,000 or $350,000.

 

[Barleys]

Apparently Karl leaked his phone number and then blurred it out later with youtubes editing features.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

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YOU ALLEGED LEGENDS.

He was so close. Only a single syllable off.

 

[RatCake]

Apparently Karl leaked his phone number and then blurred it out later with youtubes editing features.
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Yeah, we already got his number on the thread. He didn't watch his own video with a fine pick comb before posting it. Rookie mistake Karl.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Apparently Karl leaked his phone number and then blurred it out later with youtubes editing features.
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Keemstar, wuh oh, Jobst on Lolcow Live coming soon

 

[Barleys]

Yeah, we already got his number on the thread. He didn't watch his own video with a fine pick comb before posting it. Rookie mistake Karl.

I figured I was late and gay to this bit of info.

 

[News Enjoyer]

wrong dude, she's wearing red like ricky's world famous hot sauce

You mean Pauline is wearing red in honor of Rickey's World Famous Hot Sauce, naturally. Nintendo, being Japanese, is bound by the laws of Bushido to honor the King of Kong.

 

[American Castration]

Yeah, we already got his number on the thread. He didn't watch his own video with a fine pick comb before posting it. Rookie mistake Karl.

They reportedly did, exactly, go through the vid with a fine tooth comb. Even having to clear it through counsel, and editing it fastidiously.

Billy's brain-fried him so much he made a 2008-era internet mistake. He's melting.

 

[Blipli]

Pretty tragic seeing how little the dislike ratio is.
Usually when a person gets dogpiled on its muchbmuch worse.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

The discord mods do not like when you make a joke involving the numbers $200,000 or $350,000.
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Thankfully I have 20+ accounts and can rejoin in five seconds

Also wow what a fucking loser.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct. Karl Yobst is using the DSP strategy.

 

[RatCake]

They reportedly did, exactly, go through the vid with a fine tooth comb. Even having to clear it through counsel, and editing it fastidiously.

Billy's brain-fried him so much he made a 2008-era internet mistake. He's memelting.

To be fair. If I lost to the King of Kong like that, my brain would be completely fried and buck broken. Would beg Billy to take off $100 from the money I would owe him for every bottle of Rickies World Famous Hot Sauce I can manage to sell for him.

 

[Harry Kuntz]

Also wow what a fucking loser.
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I would tell him to touch grass, but I don't see the point. He has a loving family, but still seemingly loves his Goldeneye and Trannycord goon caves more then them.