Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,033 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,331 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,095 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 571 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,593
Creaking Skull said:
Someone asked earlier about moderation suggestions in case the hellhole comes back (I hope it doesn't):

Globally:
- Undo "racism is a bannable offense" as a rule for all boards. There's already a rule in place to regulate and moderate spam and/or off-topic discussion.
- Ban /pol/ whiners (It's never going away, newfag)
- Reinstate IP counts per thread and make most of the bans public and transparent

Now for the high-traffic boards:

/v/:
- Move all the repetitive, general, softcore, tranime ERP gacha and cumbait garbage threads to /vg/
- Ban all the e-celeb/streamer/twitter shit with impunity, on sight. This was only adhered to when the agenda was biased against the trannytors and their tumblr/reddit upbringing
- Ban and remove the obvious shitpost/bait threads with no substance or value ("Buy her game", "what do her feet smell like?" etc)
- Instate vidya butts guy as the head janny for the board for leading the good fight against the biased trannytors for years.

/vg/:
- Segregate the nip and chink coom garbage shovelware into a board of its own, name it /vgjp/.
- Crack down on furries without bias, per global rule, in the most cancerous generals like Undertale
- All gacha garbage goes to its own board or is ideally banned sitewide.

/pol/:
- Remove fed-propped, inorganic kike shill centrals like /ptg/
- Word filter BBC (sitewide) to BGC
- Instate the BGC guy as the head poncho janny

/gif/:
- Move the faggot, scat, tranny and nigger garbage to a new board called /talmud/
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Unspeakably based, albeit I'd do a bit more:
>Enable poster IDs on all boards besides /b/, /bant/, /qa/, and [s4s]
>Rangeban all state-associated IPs (e.g. that of the George Bush Center for Intelligence)
>Make /kr/ - Korean Culture as a containment board for kpop et al.
>Bring back /qa/ as a SFW equivalent of /b/
>Make /4/ - 4chan Meta as a place to discuss the site itself, talk with jannies, etc. All 4chan staff will have their capcodes forcibly enabled here
>Display the flags of Israeli and Indian users on all boards, even those without flags enabled
>Rename /trash/ to /fur/ (- Anthromorphic Animals) and /talmud/ to /zog/ (- Protocols of the Elders of Zion) to fit the 1-3 character scheme of every other board
 
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ringtones said:
k-on is the closest thing on television to national socialism

love live is, well, let's just say it's OK if you kill every gacha-playing faggot and waifu collector, they're not actually watching anime any more than these blue archive faggots are actually playing blue archive
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Despite the shows themselves being good (in my opinion), Troons have latched onto it hard. Like how Troons infest the Doom community, it doesn't matter how based the source material is, they always seem to find a way like a nasty parasite.
 
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A Distant Northern Land said:
As someone whose web dev experience is making a hello world.html page once, what is the harm in disabling PDFs and just putting the site back up? To me it seems like the worst case is that someone finds another exploit and they deface everything and call the jannies niggerfaggots, but that is the status quo without having a website up
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Because the source code was leaked included the CAPTCHA key, admin salts, hashes, and general codebase layout. It's a blueprint for future hacks. Even if those other things weren't embedded as a lateral layer, the web server's OS is at EoL and unmaintained for a decade, running on the most vulnerable version of Ghostscript ever released, and shell execution paths on a shared storage path without sandboxing.
 
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I'd be happy to use an image board with more reasonable moderation and a few other technical improvements, but the problem is nobody uses those other ones. I'm not going to sit around and post with ten other people just so we can funpost a little more efficiently, because that wouldn't actually be fun at all. I don't know how another image board could gain traction. I guess the original 8chan kind of was, but it was largely made up of the people who were considered too offensive for 4chan, and normal people will see a website that appears to be overrun with nazis and pedophiles and they'll want nothing to do with it.

The fact of the matter is that if you like the way an image board works, you like the anonymous culture, 4chan is the only option. It has lots of problems, but I am anxiously awaiting the site's return. Despite everything I really do enjoy posting there.
 
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when did you niggers start showing up here it feels like we were all summoned at once how many people are in this thread right now and how many ratfucking glowies i wonder
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Taki Supremacy said:
No one really uses goyslop anymore either. Which janny are you?
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Ok to determine what kind of low level troll I was dealing with, I checked your post history
And I am sorry sockpuppet anon, but I can't take seriously or honestly give a fuck what some retard thinks when they are the kind of person to take shrooms, and then proceed to not touch grass, not go outside but spent their entire trip posting here and staring at a computer screen

What a fuck up and a waste of shrooms🍄
Like seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your generation?
 
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Where's this n'wah getting these fucking threads whose OPs and titles he posts pls tell me he is making shit up randomly
 
4chanJanitorDefenseForce said:
This is part of the reason autists are impossible to talk to. They set ridiculous rules for what qualifies as their hobby.
>this isn't anime because skibidi toilet watanabe didn't do it!
>this isn't a rpg because it doesn't have "anal exploration" in the skill tree!
Get AIDS, then pneumonia, then survive it. After that, get hit by a nigger-driven Impala speeding away from a robbery. In the hospital, die of sepsis as they're treating your injuries. Have a funeral on FFXIV attended by tranny ERPers.
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>getting AIDS before sepsis
You didn't beat the game
 
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Wtf is with this world my own dad just called me a fat fuck told me I was fat and ordered me to lose weight. I'm not even that fat. I mean I weigh like 105. This 80 year old faggot calling me fat. This fucking fatso. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
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