Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Buffy Anne Summers]

My face when I lose hundreds of thousands of dollars and potentially ruin my family forever, but then people on Discord call me stupid

 

[Hateful Maggot]

I'm i retarded or is something fishy going on in his comment section?
I tried to reply to some comment asking about Karl's involvement with EZscape's Apollo video but all of my comments keep banishing.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I'm i retarded or is something fishy going on in his comment section?
I tried to reply to some comment asking about Karl's involvement with EZscape's Apollo video but all of my comments keep banishing.

I bet 50/50 its YouTube sending your comments into the shadow realm, or Karl doing it.
YouTube is a bunch of nigger faggots when it comes to the comments these days, and will censor even benign comments.

 

[Swiss46]

Karl is gonna have to work alot harder than that to get his "become an unlikable nigger" speed run down to 52 seconds. Hope he keeps at it.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREADY MENTIONED THIS.

This motherfucker mentions that he saw people saying that he intentionally hid his statement about him being wrong about Apollo giving Billy money at the end of a 30 minute Dark Souls video and then NEVER bothers to try and defend what he did.

He says that the video got more views than the original video where he makes the claim but never shows how many people made it to the end of the video which he could of very easily done.

Then he fucking shows the email he sent to Billy's lawyers which is just a link to the Dark Souls video with no time stamp...

What a fucking retard.

 

[1812 LOL]

I watched the video. I don't know what everybody's bitching about, it seems pretty reasonable. This isn't the tire fire everybody's making it out to be. The guy'll get by.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Can you get buy on losing 200,000 dollars because you like lying on the internet?

 

[nito]

I watched the video. I don't know what everybody's bitching about, it seems pretty reasonable. This isn't the tire fire everybody's making it out to be. The guy'll get by.

$350K he has to pay Billy + $600K of his own legal feels + appeal money, god knows how much they would be charged for that.
I doubt he has that kind of money.

 

[FBI's Moderately Wanted]

He forgot the magical word that absolves any and all responsibility for damages:

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

What a video. Only barely admitting enough fault to placate the majority of his audience so he can keep that money flowing.

 

[black hole]

I read a few posts here wondering if mitchell would show mercy and it reminded me of the crowd adoring Maximus when he showed mercy and I realized we're the same sick fucks who showed up to gladiator matches. This is great. I guess he volunteered himself? We didn't force him to get himself sued for our amusement. So that makes it okay.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

He's fucked. That kind of debt in Australia will ruin him for life. The deck is already stacked against zoomers financially even without this kind of settlement. He can declare bankrupt but unlike the US it has serious long term consequences. He better hope he has a rich family.

Any lawyer worth their hourly rate would have sat Albino Boy down and said 'Mate, save yourself your dollarydoos and apologise to the Yank'. If they were submitting 4chan posts as evidence, that's incredibly retarded because there's no way to prove the providence of the comments (heck, how could you prove that any internet comments aren't AI bots alone makes it impossible). He would have been advised to shut the fuck up with his videos, and if Ablino Boy was making misrepresentations to his lawyers he's just a plain old stupid idiot, they are the last people you should try to fool, but I bet he tried.

If anything this is a cautionary tale of financially grifting off drama. It must be a tempting strategy to grow your audience, but you only need to watch a bit of current day Ethan Klein to see how that turns out.

If he manages to pay Billy the 400k it will translate to millions of dollars in real terms for his retirement. He fucked up big time. His wife must be pissed.

 

[Mr. self-destruct]

I can't stand his autistic faggot voice but man, I can't believe this guy has cyraxx's level of inability to take accountability for his stupid mistakes. At first I didn't think he'd be autistic enough to make an 'apology' video with a fucking gameplay footage in the background, you can't make this shit up.

What's so funny to me, he even added a xitter screenshot from the exact same day he lost the case in his video. he's literally calling his viewers and the people who donated to him 'retards' for not following or paying close enough attention to what the lawsuit was about, even though he never specified any of this in his videos or on his gofundme page. lmao fuck off, karl.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He can declare bankrupt but unlike the US it has serious long term consequences. He better hope he has a rich family.

I was under the assumption that criminal restitutions survive bankruptcy. Would this fall under that category? In the US at least, those don't go away in a bankruptcy.

 

[nito]

I read a few posts here wondering if mitchell would show mercy and it reminded me of the crowd adoring Maximus when he showed mercy and I realized we're the same sick fucks who showed up to gladiator matches. This is great. I guess he volunteered himself? We didn't force him to get himself sued for our amusement. So that makes it okay.

Does Karl want mercy tho?
After today's video its clear to me that Karl would rather make a fool of himself than admit wrong doing and disappoint his circle of enablers.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

His wife must be pissed.

I hope she divorces him over this so that he can drown in even more court fees and asset forfeiture all that good stuff

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

The AI generated "apology" video posted here about a week ago was surprisingly accurate at the end of the day.
Maybe Karl just flew it past his lawyers so he doesn't say Nigger and Faggot in it.

Credit to @Bruno Powroznik for the original video

 

[Fucker Carlson]

This discord is fucking hilarious.

Patron changing the subject from the actual case to BUT HE CHEATED IN DONKEY KONG!!! again:

 

[Sneed Lurker]

What an absolute retard. Not once did he seriously regret his actions that led up to this point or say sorry, he decided to betray his troon friend by throwing him under the bus. Karl is the type of person to sell his own family and friends down the river to save his own hide, Even the sandnigger Jirad isn't as bad as him.
Yet again Karl refuses to take accountibity for any of his actions like a bratty child

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Karl is the type of person to sell his own family and friends down the river to save his own hide

I mean he clearly has