Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,323 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,577
rapeape and i know youre on here reading this youre a turbo nigger, a hyperion super omega nigger, the apex of niggerlicious niggertry in the absolute niggertopia we call earth, 4chan getting niggered was your fault because you were too niggerbrained to update the site, rapeape is a fitting username for you you baboon ape niggerfaggot
 
Had a buddy of mine go to somewheres in asia a few years back. said the same thing, wanted to go there cause the women are easy. guess what? he came back and told us a story of this beautiful woman that came at him when they went to the bedroom, he said that lady pulled out its weiner, turns out it was a lady boy. heard theyre prostitutes, so maybe they throw themselves at them so they can extort them afterwards.
That actually reminds me of an /int/ thread where a French anon moved to South Korea to study, because he thought the women would be easy. As it turns out if you can’t get women in your native country you’ll probably have even more trouble in autistic East Asian countries
 
I was just thinking that. We've had extended downtime and with Cloudflare/Github Pages there's no excuse to not have a placeholder page.
Technically the front page is up
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You know, seeing you lot here and the way you all are truly gets the noggin' joggin'. No one's really constantly bitching about anons being anons, no one's trying to admonish or rectify other's behavior, which is in the spirit of what it means to be and post on a now deceased Kongolese AK-47 black market website. And more importantly, no one's kvetching about the Kiwi Farms itself. Really tells you what a number the resetera/reddit/tumblr unholy trinity have done on the website at large. And most of all, we all seem to identify similar or identical root issues with 4chan. That's why I'll celebrate Sharty's conquest with every fiber of my being - there's nothing to return to or save, when the lucid anons that are now here will always be drowned by the throngs of 'jeet, kike and xhe/xhems.
Fuck the luggage lad for ever allowing them to take over.
 
No idea of the authenticity of this email, but apparently a bunch of jannies decided to jump ship after the hack and rapeape isn't so happy about it.

"comprehensive legal response"

This has to be bait, right? Who are they supposed to litigate against?
 
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