Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

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I think he's off his meds.
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Oh wow, Bulla dropping info for us in a new craigslist ad.

I am a divorced, handsome, holy man who is a Minister of Jesus Christ and am divorced through no fault of my own since 1995. Both ex-wives are bad women who commit adultery and the first wife also attempted to stab and kill me with a large kitchen knife just because I said I did not like a picture she had on the wall which knife I took away from her who then started throwing pots and pans at me which I took away from her also. I never hit or threatened to hurt her or any woman throughout my life. I lived in Missouri in a mobile Home and married her through common law marriage to her. It was 1980 when I met her. She had an ad in a newspaper and she lived in an apartment with her 6 year old son. She was one of the most beautiful women I ever saw and we had sex the first day we met and I was 27 and she was 25 and she was white and had long brown hair and huge boobs or breasts and was slim and looked like Kate Upton or Kaley Cuoco or Hailey Clauson or Ashley Graham (more like her) whose pictures I have and show so women see the type of woman I want and Satan and gay men and boys leave me alone. I have a 1 year new subscription to the Cosmopolitan magazine and a 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine and a 2 year subscription to the Playboy magazine I purchased 3 weeks ago. My name is John. I, John am not gay and never have been gay and do not want any gay man or boy or transgender person to contact me.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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aWermHasNoName said:
What on earth is that necklace hes wearing?????
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It's less of a necklace and more of a utility belt. John has a hobby of buying really shitty electronics at Dollar Store and goodwill. If you've noticed in his photos, he's also an at-home MacGyver type, constantly affixing everything with lengths of nylon rope and zip-ties. Apparently keeping everything hanging off his neck is for ease of access, and to make sure he doesn't lose anything. Last time we spoke he mentioned he's lost two digital voice recorders recently. Imagine being the lucky guy who finds that one.
 
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TheVonwolfDemon said:
It's less of a necklace and more of a utility belt. John has a hobby of buying really shitty electronics at Dollar Store and goodwill. If you've noticed in his photos, he's also an at-home MacGyver type, constantly affixing everything with lengths of nylon rope and zip-ties. Apparently keeping everything hanging off his neck is for ease of access, and to make sure he doesn't lose anything. Last time we spoke he mentioned he's lost two digital voice recorders recently. Imagine being the lucky guy who finds that one.
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I know he does the notecards for his tweets and such, but has he ever tried an attraction sign in real life ala Chris chan?
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CatParty said:
I know he does the notecards for his tweets and such, but has he ever tried an attraction sign in real life ala Chris chan?
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He's posted several inspiring craigslist ads. When he use to drive his shitty blue minivan he had something of an attraction sign plastered to every side of it.
 

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yawning sneasel said:
Why does he have so many light fixtures? He seems to have a lot of lamps and stuff. Do you know much about his sex offense?
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Back in the 90's John was Less crazy. He even had a fat wife. Apparently john was seduced by his stepdaughter who was 15 at the time and performed anal sex on her. He did 10 years in federal Pen for that one. Those scars on his stomach are from a shiv attack, as we know sexual predators don't do so well in the clink.

This ED page is almost unreadable because of some of the more autistic trolls that authored it, but there's some good info. I wrote some bits.
He's been trolled by hundreds of people over the years due to him posting his own dox everywhere he goes. I managed to really fool John one night with a Virtual Camwhore and he has been hung up on her (Christine Mallard) ever since. I check in with John about once a month to see how he's getting along. He refuses to believe I'm not a demon so that's where we stand. No point in arguing about it with him. He's a fascinating crazy man.
 
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TheVonwolfDemon said:
This ED page is almost unreadable because of some of the more autistic trolls that authored it, but there's some good info. I wrote some bits.
He's been trolled by hundreds of people over the years due to him posting his own dox everywhere he goes. I managed to really fool John one night with a Virtual Camwhore and he has been hung up on her (Christine Mallard) ever since. I check in with John about once a month to see how he's getting along. He refuses to believe I'm not a demon so that's where we stand. No point in arguing about it with him. He's a fascinating crazy man.
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Speaking of the ED page, who the fuck is Guy Waggoner/Bill Waggoner?

They're mentioned by name like once in the article with no context.
 
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TheVonwolfDemon said:
This ED page is almost unreadable because of some of the more autistic trolls that authored it, but there's some good info. I wrote some bits.
He's been trolled by hundreds of people over the years due to him posting his own dox everywhere he goes. I managed to really fool John one night with a Virtual Camwhore and he has been hung up on her (Christine Mallard) ever since. I check in with John about once a month to see how he's getting along. He refuses to believe I'm not a demon so that's where we stand. No point in arguing about it with him. He's a fascinating crazy man.
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Well once again glad to have you here and if you stick around check out some of our other people of interest (other than John, my current favorite is Robert McKim)
 
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