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[Almighty Space Duck]

I think the only thing I am struggling with is the pace of some threads here. I mean this one moves fast (which is perfect) but in other threads there are basically two posts per day

There’s always sneedchat. That might be more your pace?

 

[ringtones]

Oh don't mistake it for a cult of appreciation. We're all gathering to watch Nick burn his life to the ground by snorting all of his money away, ruining multiple marriages (his own included), getting his minor daughter testing hot for cocaine, and many, many such blunders. Like I said, it's a trainwreck, and there are many threads like it.

We only recommend 30 days in jail for giving your daughter cocaine though, on account of lawyers do cocaine all the time

 

[Pure Autism]

Wat. I genuinely did not know this, very useful

Find 10 things you like. Click "follow". Basically 4chunk.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Wat. I genuinely did not know this, very useful

I've got like 50+ threads watched and I rarely run out of content and get bored. On the rare occasion that I do, there's always the What's New page that just shows you new posts on any thread

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

ok i got a request for you rapefugees.
i need to find the greentext about a new chinese fighter jet. it was intentionally written in really bad engrish, featured a picture of a jet flying, is fairly recent (couple years max) and its one of the funniest greentexts ive ever read. i remember the last paragraph which paints this technological wonder as a massive victory for the chinese people starts with the words "THE BIG YES" but google isnt giving me anything.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22%3ETHE%20BIG%20YES%22/

 

[Smooth Jazz]

no nigger you click the watch button. 4chanx has this feature too

Hey Null am I retarded or does watch have a 5 thread limit? When I try to add more the others got bumped off and I had to unwatch.

 

[DickMain]

We only recommend 30 days in jail for giving your daughter cocaine though, on account of lawyers do cocaine all the time

"You couch law Kiwis wouldn't understand it, but I actually worked the state into such a hard position to fight me on that they had to give me thirty days. I'm only accepting as a courtesy, they all know that a trial would be embarrassing. "

Hey Null am I retarded or does watch have a 5 thread limit?

You are the first person on the planet who I think has used this feature and I'm sure Null is crying tears of joy after getting laughed at in the Stickercaust thread when people refused to use it instead of watching their reaction score page.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22%3ETHE%20BIG%20YES%22/

thanks bro. i misremembered it as being from a blue board so i was searching the wrong archives

 

[gagabobo1997]

Hey Null am I retarded or does watch have a 5 thread limit? When I try to add more the others got bumped off and I had to unwatch.

click this button to see them all. you'll still get notifications for all of them. those 5 on the front page are just the 5 with the most recent replies

 

[Dracula]

Has Abib been phonebooked yet ?

 

[ringtones]

Those links were in the original post.

lol

should I assume that since you've stopped replying that you are, actually, in no way offended by these supposed "lies" and are just here to attack Null?

 

[DickMain]

and are just here to attack Null?

She's not going to fuck you, dude.

 

[ringtones]

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

ASSHOLE

 

[Three4Free]

We only recommend 30 days in jail for giving your daughter cocaine though, on account of lawyers do cocaine all the time

What kind of sick degenerate faggot would give cocaine to their daughter?

 

[XxZKqV2C]

see? That's covered here:



just like I said

While it is not a lie, that original statement is still incorrect. This shows the reason it was (technically) incorrect is because it failed to specify that she couldn't edit her own posts.

 

[ringtones]

That original statement is still incorrect. This shows the reason it was incorrect is because it failed to specify who couldn't edit them.

so we've downgraded from "lies" to "incorrect"
can you show me on this doll where the incorrectness touched you

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"You couch law Kiwis wouldn't understand it, but I actually worked the state into such a hard position to fight me on that they had to give me thirty days. I'm only accepting as a courtesy, they all know that a trial would be embarrassing. "

Just think, sentencing is tomorrow. Nick Rekieta's story is one of many long and utterly bizarre stories that have unfolded on the website. There's nothing quite like getting drawn in by one strange thing you see some guy doing and then seeing a new more unbelievable thing happen every week.

On the topic of finding things to pay attention to there's the Community Features Submissions at the top of the homepage. People post interesting things going on in a thread they like, and it usually provides a link to the thread itself. Sometimes a development will be so strange that you're compelled to read the OP. Read the rules on that one, mostly that you shouldn't directly reply in the thread. People post interesting things in the news too, usually stuff you don't hear about anywhere else.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Never been. Never was. Talked shit about them. Got receipts. This ain't 4chan, prick. We can look it up.
Meanwhile you are the newguy talking obvious bullshit. You ain't anonymous anymore. This is a message board, Not an image board. So fuck off with your slander. My history shows exactly who I am. But who are YOU.

Your claims at "oldfag" status ring hollow when you yourself admit you were "run off" from KF. Like how is that even possible? Did someone call you a bad name? No wonder you never ventured outside of your /k/ope bubble.

My history shows exactly who I am

Apparently you are someone who gets booty-blasted after some light teasing. Sorry for offending you.

Anyone have the green text this image is based on? I can't find it.

Sure, here you go:

 

[DickMain]

What kind of sick degenerate faggot would give cocaine to their daughter?

Nick Rekeita.

 

[Asterism]

u must be nice to null