Meth Dick
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I've always liked Rusty Cage but he's really putting some good shit out lately.
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This is how I feel too. Back in 2016, a Content Cop release was a monumental occasion for the internet. There was a fun community all banding together to dunk on retards that truly deserved it. Plus the videos were high effort and hilarious.I don't know what emotion seeing Idubbbz turn from a legitimately funny dude who was at the top of his game with a group of peers into a sad, whimpering cuck dragging the corpse of a once beloved series out to be beaten and flogged, as social media man parasites crawl upon the wreckage decrying what good people they are and how this is a victory for their cause, but it has secured my vote for whoever turns palestine and the middle east into a flaming crater of blood and viscera for the next one hundred years.
Little bit into politispergery territory, but the "alt-right pipeline" is bullshit. At every step, the most radicalizing thing I have seen is the biggest supporters of left leaning thought. I grew up watching john oliver, hearing the people around me, and nothing was more off putting and pushed me away than hearing them speak.
This shit feels like such a corny ass sketch. Made by a bunch of people who think they're much cooler than they really are since needing to proclaim yourself as someone's worst nightmare is cringe, especially if it's from Ian who has lost any semblance of respect he once had that only his hardcore dickriders and fans of the people involved in this video would defend.Finally got a short clip of the horrible “Wake up Ethan” fortnight dancing skit made, 55 seconds of pure unadulterated cringe:
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Again its amazing how Hasan manages to look like just a normal guy (if you had no idea who he is until the 9/11 section of the content cop) next to Ian and ironically Ian's defense of Hasan must've made that guy's dick dry. But the funniest shit is the 9/11 part since as seeing that part, Ethan pretty much gave Hasan an out, and Ian was like "DUDE AMERICAN IMPERIALISM!"I love how Hasan is the only person who doesn't dance in the intro (or even leave the chair), doesn't give Ethan* a fake compliment and doesn't appear in the post upload victory selfies.
He can't even commit to idubbbz comedy sketch like they're all subhumans and he's too cool do a fortnite dance ironically. And why would him really? They're all there to suck his clout anyway, he's the king in the throne and they're the clowns.
Him refusing to compliment Ethan also kills that bit completely. Ian spends the entire video defending hasan and hasan can't even entertain his plan to guilt trip ethan*, i guess cause he simply hates ethan too much. "See ethan, i made all your enemies compliment you because they care! Well, except hasan cause he kinda hates you unironically and wants your entire family to die... but trust me, i'm your friend."
Like, Idubbz probably asked Hasan to appear in those selfies and we can only imagine how hard he denied. "No idubbz, i'm not wearing a maga hat ironically for an edgy joke, i'm not even your friend. By the way i'll send you a DM once i'm done with Anisa."
No, the dislike extension estimates the actual dislikes based on their own data. If I had to guess the ratio isn't as bad as the extension estimates, but the effect is the same. I doubt Ian is going to make a post proving how bad the dislike ratio is even if it's better than the estimate.Due to the limitations of the dislike extension, it can only track the dislikes of those who have it installed.
That number is even HIGHER.
Relevant Cumtown bitThat Watchmojo lady is terrible for that shit. She'll talk like a normal American/Canadian but the second an ethnic word is on the script she says it in such a fucking retarded way. No one needs to slap a fake accent on to say a word.
- she says ian shits himself on livestream, he doesn’t respond/only disassociates
This is what I was thinking about before I watched it. The only way this could've been good would've been if he dropped some juicy details about previous dramas that weren't known to the public, and really go full dramanigger mode. You know, actually make it a Content Cop instead of surface-level politisperging.That Idubbz video was total fucking bullshit. What a cop out (uh, no pun intended). I thought it was gonna bring up salacious ex-employee gossip, reference unseen legal documents from Ethan's perpetual ongoing lawsuit with failed director Ryan Kavanaugh, or go into the whole Trisha Paytas/Frenemies shitstorm.
Ian has talked about how Anisa convinced him to go into therapy and it has essentially mind raped him into thinking crying, talking about your emotions all the time, and over-sharing details about yourself is a thing he should do.lol what is Ian's fucking obsession with showing himself crying so much? Who convinced him that his past confidence was such a mortal sin? Was it Anisa herself or did something genuinely snap in his brain making him think that keeping your composure meant you were a toxic misogynist?
Keep in mind given how unreliable Ian's word is about his owner, Anisa definitely is the one wearing the pants in the relationship and pretty much is Lady Macbething everything because Ian comes across as the type of guy who feels flustered by a woman touching him.Ian has talked about how Anisa convinced him to go into therapy and it has essentially mind raped him into thinking crying, talking about your emotions all the time, and over-sharing details about yourself is a thing he should do.
I will re-iterate but new content cop doesn't work when Ian is no longer respected and has become a big name with his own baggage. That's not mentioning how he apologized to everyone he made a content cop on which I guess would be fine if it was just like those food reviewers he made fun of, but nope it includes the actual scumbags who exploit, bully, and take advantage of others.Seriously, if you're going to dedicate most of the video about the Israel v Palestine shit and how Ethan is an evil Zionist, then either autistically explain why he's wrong in every clip you're showing on the screen rather than throwing them there with no context, or kill yourself. He could've gone full dramanigger and kept this same level of political commentary by actually explaining the drama between Ethan and all of these breadtube Hasan orbiters and why Ethan is supposedly unhinghed. As it stands, he didn't explain shit and if you don't know who any of these people are you're shit out of luck. Mind you, old Content Cop didn't explain every detail either, but old Content Cop was about casually laughing at a retard while this.. isn't.
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Content Cop Executive Rapist Scriptwriter: Anisa Johma
Trying to reclaim her “super cool and totally intentional” double flip off from her livestream meltdown
Inshallah may Allah strike down Los Angeles with the force of a thousand suns.
don't know if you're aware but during one of the CC2 diddy parties. Rusty Cage (who had nothing to do with the event) got inside the venue and got himself a few drinks free of charge (paid with charity money of course), after weeks of cracking jokes at Anisa expense and clowning on her for being an OF whore on twitter mind you.I've always liked Rusty Cage but he's really putting some good shit out lately.
Look just because Ian is a faggot doesn’t mean the International Jew stops being the greatest enemy. It wasn’t the sand niggers who killed Jesus
My first thought was that Ian saw "his" format (Content Nuke clearly inspired from Content Cop) being used to bash Hasan, and thought this was his opportunity and calling to sweep in, show everyone how it should be done and get praise from Hasan and his orbiters all in one.Two days later, I am now convinced that the Johmas are so broke that Hasan literally just BOUGHT this video like a Cameo order.
It explains why Ian has no clue what he's talking about - not just Israel/Palestine, but even just the drama between Ethan and himself.
Dude basically OnlyFanned himself out to a new sugardaddy after Anus' Boxing Promoter delusion ruined him financially.
Yes, wasn't enough. Quite frankly it applies just as much to Seattle & San Francisco.he already did; remember the brush fires right at the beginning of 2025?
Lol the roach thought he could get Commentary YTubers on his side by attaching the iDubbbz brand to it.As i see hasan now very angry lol
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