Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Laburnum]

I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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Any artisanal wholesaler of lunchmeats (with a necessarily scare supply) would know how to market their product, Pat is just giving off the impression of scarcity to jack up the prices on his 'pepperoni'. No doubt this slight of hand is designed to fund his campaign against the stalker childs in the police.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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I don't get it, what's wrong with eating like the Indians Elon wants shipped over?

 

[iScream into the void]

I don't get it, what's wrong with eating like the Indians Elon wants shipped over?

The American nigger is a surprisingly clean meat, even when compared to the Brahmin caste, and horrifically so when compared to the Dalit caste. Not to mention the texture is sublime.

 

[Maude Snew]

The American nigger is a surprisingly clean meat

Wrong as always, stalker. There are Rekieta children less full of drugs.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

The American nigger is a surprisingly clean meat, even when compared to the Brahmin caste, and horrifically so when compared to the Dalit caste. Not to mention the texture is sublime.

Jeet meat would result in bacterial illness resulting in death while african american would be viral infection (AIDS) resulting in death

 

[Divine right to rule]

I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

For the first few times maybe, but this happened dozens of times and the cops saw Niki in several previous calls and she was always completely fine.

Patrick handled it poorly too, but the cops certainly didn't earn any accolades by treating every single call to a known Swatting location as if it were the first one.

I enjoy Patrick's L's as much as the next guy, but the MPD managed to look even more unreasonable than Fatty in this whole sordid saga.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

treating every single call to a known Swatting location as if it were the first one.

Arent they supposed to?
If they didn't and I wanted to commit a crime, I would send in a bunch of false positives until they stop showing up, THEN commit it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Arent they supposed to?
If they didn't and I wanted to commit a crime, I would send in a bunch of false positives until they stop showing up, THEN commit it.

Pat himself made this point during that interview with all the plane noise interruptions. He just conveniently ignores it because he wants money and victim status.

 

[Maude Snew]

For the first few times maybe, but this happened dozens of times and the cops saw Niki in several previous calls and she was always completely fine.

For certain interpretations of "completely fine". She still lives with Rick and is zonked out on benzos all day plus you've seen her face.

There have also been previous attempts on her life, here's an artists rendition of one of them:

She did manage to get away, but Toothless was not so lucky and completely flattened during the ordeal.

 

[Judge Holden]

"Come and get me Gorka. Door is unlocked. I'm bent over on the fart couch blindfolded, ass in the air and ready to take it pozz-hole style"


"You're never going to see daylight again, stalker."

 

[Bias Judge.]

"You're never going to see daylight again, stalker."
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I watched a documentary about mid evil dungeons and thought “what kind of person would throw another human being in a pit and let them starve ?” Pat. Pat is the archetype of psycho who has done that sort of thing throughout history. It’s a good thing that his is impotent, broke and silly.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Happy fucking Birthday, stlaker child. Enjoy prezzies, Piggertits.

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ENJOY PRISON REPORT - MISERABLE GIRTHDAY SPECIAL​

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Spoiler: April 18 (current timezone) - April 1

Spoiler: March 31 - March 19

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Add in 330 and 247, we have...:​

330 + 247 + 4,299 =​

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CHILDING REPORT - MISERABLE GIRTHDAY SPECIAL​

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Spoiler: March 21 - April 18

Add in 373 + 37 =
Happy Girthday, Lil' Hoglinson B!​

Lyrics:

Yuh dawg
It's Lil Tyrone B
Sup dawg

Happy Girthday, Happy Girthday dawg
You a scaredy cat dawg
Gift for pig from da Milwaukee hood
Straight outta da hood
You gonna enjoy this


You never anything meaningful dawg
MPD and Quasi laugh dawg
Eat cash like food dawg
Scream like a scaredy cat in yo hood dawg


Naw naw dawg you never growin up
You play toys like a baby
Cowards like you grind my hood babies
Like a mad dawg from da hood

Yuh
Just found out
You yee yee ass hooligan
Is Forty-five
Dawg you knew
That you are a rotund man lover with floppy fat
Haha!

Uh uh
Yuh dawg
Me shocked that
You haven't died yet
You shocked that
Da hood not grinded yet??
SHOUT OUT
MAKE THAT COWARD ALL QUIT

This is ribs all it cuh, Jamal gang is ribbin' up cuh


Dis crap long day dawg
I gassed in yuh wife dawg
Quasi wins, MPD wins
Everyone wins
You lose it all dawg

And you're getting old
And rotund and more fruity
So outta da hood
Happy lonely birthday in the hovel
to Piggy Ricky Hoglinson

And this is why yuh
Your life is already over, yuh
Y'all enjoy prison here
And wait for the knock from da cops bruh

Lil Tyrone B, GANG

 

[Brap God]

Enjoy birthday cake, unemployed and fat child.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Collect your goody bags children. Each ones contains a fresh pepperoni. All locally sourced of course.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I hope Pat spends his birthday well, and by well I mean fatly commanding the stalker children to enjoy prison as usual.

 

[Maude Snew]

I watched a documentary about mid evil dungeons and thought “what kind of person would throw another human being in a pit and let them starve ?” Pat. Pat is the archetype of psycho who has done that sort of thing throughout history. It’s a good thing that his is impotent, broke and silly.

I hope Pat spends his birthday well, and by well I mean fatly commanding the stalker children to enjoy prison as usual.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I watched a documentary about mid evil dungeons and thought “what kind of person would throw another human being in a pit and let them starve ?” Pat. Pat is the archetype of psycho who has done that sort of thing throughout history. It’s a good thing that his is impotent, broke and silly.

Why would you starve the niggeroni? That's counterproductive, you need these smartphone thieves plump as piglets, sweet as caramel.

Spoiler: Tomlinson Family recipe

 

[Probably An Autist]

No atalker, I won't be enjoying a helping of birthday pepperoni and no, I have NOT received any gifts from my family. Those are your delusions again, stalker child.
Enjoy prison

 

[Judge Holden]

THE BIRTHDAY BOY AWAKES


Imagine waking up at (checks antique pendulum clock I have set to Milwaukee time) 6:45 am on your own damn birthday just to NOCHILD about drumpf

 

[S.C.U.D.]

THE BIRTHDAY BOY AWAKES
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Imagine waking up at (checks antique pendulum clock I have set to Milwaukee time) 6:45 am on your own damn birthday just to NOCHILD about drumpf

He's got a busy day of drinking and tweeting ahead of him, no time to sleep in.