Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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The FDA hasn't announced anything yet, but word on the xeets is they plan to shift oversight authority to state officials. The inspections don't change. It's just someone else will be doing them. Besides, the plans haven't been finalized, and the FDA has made no official announcement yet. Patrick is getting his panties in a twist for no reason.

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THE BIRTHDAY BOY AWAKES
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Imagine waking up at (checks antique pendulum clock I have set to Milwaukee time) 6:45 am on your own damn birthday just to NOCHILD about drumpf
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Not only is he wasting his birthday xeeting at stalker children, he is factually incorrect. Par for the course, I suppose.

Happy birthday, you fat waste. May your rage flow unabated until your fat-clogged heart finally gives out.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Imagine waking up at (checks antique pendulum clock I have set to Milwaukee time) 6:45 am on your own damn birthday just to NOCHILD about drumpf
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The Donald, as per his first term, was inaugurated as 45th President.
Rick the Birthday Boy turns 45 today, and the first thing he does is to oink oink oink about Trump.

Pottery? Year of the Pig, anyone?
 
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Well....I guess this is how Pig Man is spending his birthday
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Well....I guess this is how Pig Man is spending his birthday
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What else was he gonna do? He's got no friends, his family cuts him out of their holiday cards, he's got no porn, no code, and he's ugly. He truly is as lonely as he is fat, which is a lot. Suffah, fatty.
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pat: 'the police are investigating you for terrorism child. enjoy prison.'
the police: 'never heard of them and we won't imagine motives for hypothetical criminals.'

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the police say that pat has not been swatted 45 times. but that's not what the journalist wrote before! who do I trust??

a lot of the state's denials seem to be about the complaint being vaguely worded. idk if that's the most convincing refutation but a lot of the original language seems hyperbolic in an unspecific way. I suppose if you are suing the police for millions be as specific as possible about what pissed you off not how epic upset you feel.

@Useful_Mistake thank you for the court docs :semperfidelis:
 
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The Donald, as per his first term, was inaugurated as 45th President.
Rick the Birthday Boy turns 45 today, and the first thing he does is to oink oink oink about Trump.

Pottery? Year of the Pig, anyone?
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The prophecies talk about a mega earthquake/tsunami in japan by July. Is fat rick jumping in the pacific this sumer? will he add sushi to his menu?
 
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