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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,033 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,329 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,094 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 571 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,590
i was awestruck by how i interpreted the message here.
Yeah, its the same with the whole bible and the NT especially. There's a verse that talks about it even. When jesus was being attacked by a mob of kvetch they try to get him to say he's God (which is a blasphemy they can execute him for) his response was:
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To a people raised to steal inheritances by dividing houses and supporting matriarch against patriarch and brothers, I wonder how much of a accusation this was to their ears.
To a good people the meanings pulled from even the same stories can be very different.
 
I noticed that when I was lurking other threads. Some of them interest me (especially some off topic threads) but I refuse to post so I don’t commit some faux pas and shit the place up.
i like the posters here, i think the combo of profile names and this sticker/gold award system psychologically prevents troll spam...
but MANE, i just dont care enough about e-celebs to post about them. fun to read about once, but nothing i care enough to dedicate an entire online posting career too.
in truth, i miss an ever evolving catalog to scroll through, easier at a glance to see whats going and picking what to get involved with for the day/afternoon. plus, when you pack current news into a single thousand page thread shit gets missed.
i think this place will really shine tho with hobby posting tho. im going to start a eurorack thread if there isnt one, i think and see what happens. and maybe somewhere to post about the great squash bug war of 25 in some gardening thread.
 
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I'm literally just waiting. There isn't any alternative and there won't be any alternative. Either it comes back or we're done.
If you want to know specifically what I'm personally waiting for, there is a general I have lurked for about 3 years now. It's populated by maybe 5 people, maybe 30 on rare occasions. We don't have any other way of contacting each other, we meet there on a schedule to talk. Those people might be gone forever, all because someone was mad at the administration.
There is no going somewhere else. If the site is gone, they're gone.
I want to talk to those people, about that topic, in that place, like we have done unbothered for years.
 
I spent 3 years in the Marine Corps before I got a GD for failing a drug test. You wouldn't believe the kind of shit they come up with to make troops "have a diverse mind" because they know when they make you live with other races, you're probably going to turn racist. That's why there's so much WN activity in the military.
EO and SHARP literally destroyed the military across all branches. Yeah I ge it we need systems in place to prevent sexual assaults/harrassment and not have troops infighting but their execution is and will always be awful and one sided.
That said it was hilarious how many Uncle Ruckuses there were. Miss those degenerates.
 
why is this place turning into a 4chan relapse session
Turning? This thread has always been the 4cuck rehab center. What you do after this session is up to you.
  • Relaps, going back with that stockholm syndrome of yours (when they get the site back up).
  • Stay of the farms exploring other threads (there are non-lolcow ones), maybe even watch MATI.
  • Exploring other alternative imageboards. sharty, our_ or zzz_ are the popular ones at the moment.
  • Uncle Teddy mode. The internet has offered its best and it's time to move away from the digital realm, the screen hypnotisation, back to reality.
 
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Is there any posibility null will save 4chan?
No, 4chan is already a sunk-cost fallacy only propped up by money and free-time that people pour in. Better it dies, or change ownership and restart from the ground-up. Tabula Rasa you know.

If there is a anon here with bags of money to do it, I would be all for it if it doesn't degenerate into troons shit and psyops/automated shit-flinging again.
 
Going down Highway 30 in Iowa at 3 in the morning, you're suddenly overwhelmed by a blinding light. A tractor beam lifts you and your car hundreds of feet into the air. As you're pulled into the UFO's loading bay, your car radio whirs to life:
"GOOD MORNING SAAR"
Tangentially related but it reminds me of an obscure episode from the X-files in season 7 or 8 where the monster of the week is a disabled magical Indian midget that climbs up people's butt holes and shits himself out which kills the person in the process. I couldn't stop laughing when I first watched it. Anyway here is a scully to cleanse your mind of the thought.
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No, 4chan is already a sunk-cost fallacy only propped up by money and free-time that people pour in. Better it dies, or change ownership and restart from the ground-up. Tabula Rasa you know.

If there is a anon here with bags of money to do it, I would be all for it if it doesn't degenerate into troons shit and psyops/automated shit-flinging again.
It's literally important for the stability of the world
 
Turning? This thread has always been the 4cuck rehab center. What you do after this session is up to you.
  • Relaps, going back with that stockholm syndrome of yours,
  • Stay of the farms exploting other threads (there are non-lolcow ones), maybe even watch MATI.
  • Go off to other alternative imageboards. sharty, our_ or zzz_ are the popular ones.
  • Uncle Teddy mode. The internet has offered its best and it's time to move away from the digital realm, the screen hypnotisation, back to reality.
eh... couldnt be bothered to read 900 pages of talk.

ill probably go with the second option, the well dried up on 4chan dried up ages ago... now its just worthless rambles. i already were an avid sharty lurker since the /qa/ exodus, though its like trying to get over your alcohol withdrawals by injecting heroin. the thing i was looking for in these imageboards no longer exists. probably stopped existing long before i discovered them.
 
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I mean if your Mods even bothered talking to you guys like we have here, your problems would go down drastically. You can't reason with a wall. You can with a person.
I've seen you say that several times. Like I have any kind of relationship with 4chan moderation and also implying KF moderation goes above and beyond by inviting you to dinner and weddings. My only interactions with 4chan moderation were when I had to go to the IRC twice over the years to get a poxy ban overturned, and both times I got a result, other than that, I've had no contact with them. It very much depends on where you're at, if you're a /pol/ack, they'll leave you alone so long as you stay in your containment board, but be on good behaviour whenever you get adventurous and go exploring other boards. I've been reading posters from other boards here, and they come across as having a nemesis/parasocial relationship with their boards mods.
 
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EO and SHARP literally destroyed the military across all branches. Yeah I ge it we need systems in place to prevent sexual assaults/harrassment and not have troops infighting but their execution is and will always be awful and one sided.
That said it was hilarious how many Uncle Ruckuses there were. Miss those degenerates.
Especially when the fucking barracks bunnies kept fucking everyone and then saying they raped them for no reason. One of them cut herself and said it was because she got raped but that bitch was a whore.
I had some great times, don't get me wrong, but it was that kind of shit that killed the experience for me.
 
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