DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

Bro had that Sidescrollers raspy victim voice and kept going "Wooooooooooow that's so horrible! PPP and Warski are baad!"
or this faggot cohost tryin to speak like Phil and having some morals despite being in the sektur circle with "it was the last straw when he made fun of your wife!"

Gahoole didn't even really say anything about PPP. But Phil heard a bunch of fright words such as "nazi," "paedophile," "satanist" and he started shaking his head like he couldn't believe it. He even said something like, "THIS guy has a show making fun of other people?" when Gahoole wasn't even talking about Ashton. But Phil had heard something about paedophiles and decided to throw the shade onto Ashton. We got a really great line from Phil: "Thats what we need! A nice dose of paedophilia!"

All Gahoole did was talk about some e-ho that PPP dated. And I guess in some dented way I can assume the point was to talk about PPP's girlfriend the same way he'd done to Kat. But
a.) Phil literally met Panda and Kat online and both of them were technically e-girls. Phil pretending like e-dating is weird is fucking sad as hell.
b.)This lady is literally PPP's ex. So what are you making fun of? Its not like she was a good person who PPP lost
c.) PPP does have a girlfriend. But both Gahoole and Phil are so far removed from Ashton and Warski's lives they don't know that.

They're just a couple of globshitto's with a hate boner. And it brings me great joy knowing that during Phil's birthday, marriage anniversary, and content creator anniversary he had PPP's fat ass living right in his head the entire time. Actually seething and STILL seething because Andy and PPP make more money than him and can take vacations instead of being stuck in a musty room with pretty lights

I strongly believe it's a dent doing the logos and it shows with how bad the font choice and the letter placement is.

The S in "Smark" and the S in "Guys" aren't eveb the same design. I think its AI. Just another way for Phil to be lazy and let something else do the work for him.

 

[HorseSense]

"it was the last straw when he made fun of your wife!"

I guess George "the Animal" Steele Jr didn't know is was the last straw the FIFTH or SIXTH time he made fun of DSP's wife. DSP already sold the bitch out for RGB lighting.

BTW, if GobOfGoo knew that PPP insulted DSP's wife, he's either a DSP fan or he's been watching PPP like a hawk.

 

[Lord_Point]

You most certainly can. She never even really opened the fucking door. But wouldn't you mock some fat retard if he was taking shots at you the way that fat retard did? I think getting screamed "Slut!" at is a pretty good payment for what she made. If she is done, then she is done. We don't need to be dents about it

She definitely opened the door and leaned into detractor content. We spent a whole week having people post cips of her mocking Phil with bubble blows and a lego build stream. Also a bunch of pic of her in a bikini on the dsp thread for no real reason.

I'm not saying it was right or wrong for her to do it, but having autistic morons latch on to her is a clear and obvious result of vortex gazing.

obviously it's autistic to go be an autistic detractor in her feed, but much like Phil, if you put out dent/simp bait you shouldn't be suprised when you attract dents and simps.

Then he sealed the deal with "You know I'm not about drama at all! and btw they snaked me!"

As retarded as the king snake defense was he should have kept it up.

He still admits the DMs were his, so either he is an absolute unhinged sociopath that just lied all the time to PPP for no gain, or his fat dying muslim wife really did suffocate begsbunny in her fat rolls. Either way somehow the king snake thing was 1% less pathetic then this.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Something that came to my mind while watching the old DSP Experiences Bugged X Mechanics videos

 

[ManakaLala]

Phil has been doing a lot of grandstanding regarding people making fun of his wife recently, more than he usually does. Yet prior to the reveal she had done a pretty solid job shielding herself from entirely from the internet, all we had to go on was whenever DSP would bring her up saying she fucked up dinner or broke an appliance or did something retarded. Then when he eventually forced her back on stream, one of the first things he says was "NO this is not a pregnancy reveal" knowing full well that we can see she's ballooned in size since her last appearance.

This dude shit talks her more than anyone else ever has.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

That logo is pure trash. It really reads like "5 Mark, 5 Guys"

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At least the old logo it was clear the show was called "Smark Sguys".

I strongly believe it's a dent doing the logos and it shows with how bad the font choice and the letter placement is.

Pretty sure it's supposed to be based on the new logo for SmackDown (or Smack Sown). At least they weren't retarded enough to try to turn the bottom of the S into a G.

 

[Gator_Aids]

For those blessed to be unfamiliar with Gahoole and are wishing to change that, I would encourage you to visit here:

Off-Topic Thread 'The council of Evil'

Jul 26, 2022

I could not find a specific topic for these guys, and they are mentioned constantly. I think maybe it's time to have a specific area to discuss their drama, rather then publishing their stuff in threads that are not related to them.

Their members are

Aksel Wassås Engstad
DJ Axel. / Phantom org. / Mky Biz /Jester69

(Born 1993)
NEET
Gay Furry edgelord and "ironic pedophile" twenty something years old. Streams out of the channel Mky Biz. From a crack shack in rural Norway.

DJ AXLE used to host the Fascism Forever Club on Soundcloud and would guest on Radio...

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• Forum: Ethan Ralph / Da Sektur

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Gahoole is most known for his association with a group who refers to themselves as “The Council of Evil” and spend most of their time talking to their Norwegian leader DJ Axel, an extremely open pedophile sadist, about:

- Their various miseries,
- How to fund, create, and distribute child porn
- Their child rape fantasies
- Intent to commit crimes for Ethan Ralph
- Their intense hatred of Bryan Dunn

There’s also some kid who looks and acts like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and larps as a samurai.

 

[Pargon]

I fully encourage this new type of content and I am not kidding. Gaming Phil sucks and has for a long time, and I think that’s due to factors both in his control and not. The reason why some folks aren’t satisfied by TIHYDP and shit his because Phil acting like a buffoon isn’t satisfying after ten+ years of that. Essentially, even a lot of the people who don’t like him think he’s boring.

To me, Phil is funniest when he is genuinely interacting with other people, because he is an alien whose connection to his mothership has been severed for over a decade. He is so far out of touch with acting like the human beings around him that it comes right to the surface every single time he has a conversation with someone that he can’t immediately sever whenever he wants. He can’t even sustain interacting with his chat. He inevitably gets annoyed. If he can’t redirect his attention somewhere else (the game, Jasper, a topic of conversation of his choosing) he gets angry. Seriously, pay attention and you’ll see it happen.

This man has zero social ability and he knows it. He gets insecure, he feels the loss of control, he panics, the SNS kicks in and then he’s full into what passes for fight or flight with him. He cannot maintain. Even if he’s not the one talking you can see that awkwardness just jump into his physical demeanor. In these moments he is not a man, he is a small cornered dog who is at all times a heartbeat away from either biting your hand or submissively urinating on the floor.

One person’s opinion, but if you want to watch Phil and be entertained, regardless of whether you like or support him, trust me: you want to keep him talking.

eta: oh and its never going to get better because self-improvement is antithetical to Phil’s existence, DSP main thread #s 3-??? are assured, until this man is dead he will be giving people reasons to laugh at him and even then I can’t guarantee they’ll stop

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

"E-girl E-girl E-girl E-girl E-girl"
"PPP PPP PPP PPP PPP PPP"
...
This was so pathetic, how can he just one-up himself each week by going lower and lower?
People say he's not talented, he is, no other man can shame themselves like this, he's like a masochist's wet-dream.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I fully encourage this new type of content

I'm not sure about that, could be better if he was interacting with normal human beings and not weird globshittos, dents without teeth or other cows.

The sidescrollers interview was peak for that reason, you had Adam, someone who didn't do any research turn into a detractor in real time just after 2 hours of exposure to the Pigroach.

 

[Dona Morte]

To be honest I was secretly hoping for Mormon Shaggy and DSP team up.
Here is Shaggy talking about how raping children is based:

https://rumble.com/v4hqwvb-shaggy-060324.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

Not only that but the Council of Evil leaks, DJ Axel spoke to one Pamperchu, who in turn frequently communicated with one Anonymouse who used to be a DSP mod.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I fully encourage this new type of content and I am not kidding. Gaming Phil sucks and has for a long time, and I think that’s due to factors both in his control and not. The reason why some folks aren’t satisfied by TIHYDP and shit his because Phil acting like a buffoon isn’t satisfying after ten+ years of that. Essentially, even a lot of the people who don’t like him think he’s boring.

To me, Phil is funniest when he is genuinely interacting with other people, because he is an alien whose connection to his mothership has been severed for over a decade. He is so far out of touch with acting like the human beings around him that it comes right to the surface every single time he has a conversation with someone that he can’t immediately sever whenever he wants. He can’t even sustain interacting with his chat. He inevitably gets annoyed. If he can’t redirect his attention somewhere else (the game, Jasper, a topic of conversation of his choosing) he gets angry. Seriously, pay attention and you’ll see it happen.

This man has zero social ability and he knows it. He gets insecure, he feels the loss of control, he panics, the SNS kicks in and then he’s full into what passes for fight or flight with him. He cannot maintain. Even if he’s not the one talking you can see that awkwardness just jump into his physical demeanor. In these moments he is not a man, he is a small cornered dog who is at all times a heartbeat away from either biting your hand or submissively urinating on the floor.

One person’s opinion, but if you want to watch Phil and be entertained, regardless of whether you like or support him, trust me: you want to keep him talking.

eta: oh and its never going to get better because self-improvement is antithetical to Phil’s existence, DSP main thread #s 3-??? are assured, until this man is dead he will be giving people reasons to laugh at him and even then I can’t guarantee they’ll stop

He needs to drink while gaming more, maybe get on testosterone injections to bring back his rage mode.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

To be honest I was secretly hoping for Mormon Shaggy and DSP team up.
Here is Shaggy talking about how raping children is based:

https://rumble.com/v4hqwvb-shaggy-060324.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

Not only that but the Council of Evil leaks, DJ Axel spoke to one Pamperchu, who in turn frequently communicated with one Anonymouse who used to be a DSP mod.

Anonymouse leaked sone discord chats and came here hoping to be a hero. We called out the pedo and threatened him and he fled. Hopefully, he has since roped himself.

Does anyone know if Blastoise is Duncefelter? They both love to spam emoticons.

 

[Pargon]

I'm not sure about that, could be better if he was interacting with normal human beings and not weird globshittos, dents without teeth or other cows.

The sidescrollers interview was peak for that reason, you had Adam, someone who didn't do any research turn into a detractor in real time just after 2 hours of exposure to the Pigroach.

For Phil to converse with someone on his level of antisocial behavior he would need to do so with someone very mentally ill or a criminal, and either one would still be funny. I genuinely do not think Phil could even hold a 15 minute conversation with his own clone without resorting to insults, shouting or blows (either kind).

 

[Coke Zero]

Bro was flabbergasted when this fat co-host thats bald and looks like a pdfile was speaking on PPP's e-girlfriends or whatever, phil even put his hand over his face and went full dramatic like he cant believe.

Does he know he has a wife over 350 (if she 380 she a lady but not this time) pounds thats diabetic, dying (supposedly or from being fat) and not just depressed, does not like him, who is he to speak on someone's e girlfriend or anyones partner?

Especially because the only two women phil has ever dated in his life he also met online. Its different when phil is guilty of the same thing he is trying to dunk on someone else for because.. it just is ok!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I fully encourage this new type of content and I am not kidding. Gaming Phil sucks and has for a long time, and I think that’s due to factors both in his control and not. The reason why some folks aren’t satisfied by TIHYDP and shit his because Phil acting like a buffoon isn’t satisfying after ten+ years of that. Essentially, even a lot of the people who don’t like him think he’s boring.

To me, Phil is funniest when he is genuinely interacting with other people, because he is an alien whose connection to his mothership has been severed for over a decade. He is so far out of touch with acting like the human beings around him that it comes right to the surface every single time he has a conversation with someone that he can’t immediately sever whenever he wants. He can’t even sustain interacting with his chat. He inevitably gets annoyed. If he can’t redirect his attention somewhere else (the game, Jasper, a topic of conversation of his choosing) he gets angry. Seriously, pay attention and you’ll see it happen.

This man has zero social ability and he knows it. He gets insecure, he feels the loss of control, he panics, the SNS kicks in and then he’s full into what passes for fight or flight with him. He cannot maintain. Even if he’s not the one talking you can see that awkwardness just jump into his physical demeanor. In these moments he is not a man, he is a small cornered dog who is at all times a heartbeat away from either biting your hand or submissively urinating on the floor.

One person’s opinion, but if you want to watch Phil and be entertained, regardless of whether you like or support him, trust me: you want to keep him talking.

eta: oh and its never going to get better because self-improvement is antithetical to Phil’s existence, DSP main thread #s 3-??? are assured, until this man is dead he will be giving people reasons to laugh at him and even then I can’t guarantee they’ll stop

Edit: Still editing this because I'm just retarded.
What you want is what you get from last night bud. He's in a bubble. You wanna hear Phil interact with humans but you get the same scripted dogshit Sidescrollers pitches. This is all the guy does. He just does sales pitches his whole time on screen. People are tired of some greasy ugly mutt trying to sell them lies and bullshit.


The issue is he's just not putting effort into anything anymore. He never does. The most effort he put thought into was a bad idea(cologne) and he got shit for it. He wants to keep doing this safe bullshit like fence sitting politics, a half-ass drama thing with KC or a half-ass wrestling show with pre-approved humans. Dude even half-asses his videogames now.

It's not even about the games anymore with the guy. The thumbnails are another step into actually having to do shit with his gaming content and look how those turn out.



I guess him talking to people would help but how do you even put this guy into a scenario like that without giving him money(the one thing that enables him to continue being lazy)?
Maybe it is just all too grifty now because he's a fraud who never was good at anything and it's becoming more abundantly clear because the years have caught up to him with his "talking out of the ass for 2 hours a day" routine.
Maybe doing less talking would help him more. Or honestly, an outside force because right now he's being enabled by his whaling which in turn makes him fuckin content and lazy.

I can't decide what's worst for him now:
The Alcohol
The Whaling enablers
or WWE Champions.

 

[Ardath]

He cant go a single day without uttering the phrase "back in the day". We get it Phil your life peaked when your youtube channel did and its been all downhill from there.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I know I was pining for the old days when DSP actually raged at games, but I've been reminded of something I absolutely do not miss: the constant singing. His Jak II playthrough is mostly hilarious in how inept he is but it's also like 20% him singing and it's fucking intolerable.

 

[neger psykolog]

I can't decide what's worst for him now:
The Alcohol
The Whaling enablers
or WWE Champions.

DSP is so fucking boring. He's toast. He literally can't do anything to get people's interest now.
We're officially in the DSP retirement home saga.

 

[Pargon]

I guess him talking to people would help but how do you even put this guy into a scenario like that without giving him money(the one thing that enables him to continue being lazy)?

Fair point. Granted I wasn’t necessarily proposing it for Phil’s benefit so much as our own because I dunno, fuck him, I gave up on hoping for comeuppance and now I just want him to be caught in an eternal loop of making an ass of himself and then getting pissed at everyone around him for pointing at Baby Huey and Mrs. Edwina laughing their heads off

Phil clearly wants to put nothing but negativity into the world so to my mind he owes the universe a lot of wholesome humor and there’s absolutely nothing better in all of God’s creation than laughing at people who get mad for being laughed at, I swear to fuck it’s like breathing in aerosolized heroin
My autism aside, I have faith that he will follow the money in any direction it’s flowing from as long as it’s consistent, and as you said he hasn’t been incentivized sufficiently to repeatedly debase himself for cash, but I defy you to describe his PPP meltdown as anything other than “for the cash”.

Phil will suck the tranny dick for change and everyone can decide for themselves whether I’m being literal or metaphorical. The right conditions have not presented themselves, but longitudinally things are only going to get worse for him. So it’s probably still worth watching either way.