Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Everyone that's near Nick has their life screwed up at some point, I would not be surprised to see his probation officer try to become Internet famous by talking about Nick to someone online. They have to be "professional" but they don't have the same confidentially as doctors or lawyers and law enforcement are retards anyway. It would be quite the development. Also fuck Nick for stealing another LOTY, he's going to be like EA winning worst company in America repeatedly.

 

[Canard]

So will Nick manage to please the probation office enough to stay out of jail? My guess really is no. He will probably pester them enough with stupid requests for them to be less than sympathetic...

 

[ChromaQuack]

Don't worry Nicky I'm sure you can totally appeal this with a Clark's nutsack motion and get 20 years in prison instead!

 

[Vibralldo]

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[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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I agree. That probation officer decided Nick was not at all sorry or serious. It had to be bad because the prosecution went along with it after giving an indication at the settlement that they'd essentially seek the 21 months.

Nick has fucked up. Badly.

 

[Briareus]

Honestly him possibly not actually seeing jail is ancillary to the real victory: That the Honourable SJW seems to have found Nick and his behaviour so odious that he gave him the full brunt of the recommended sentencing. As someone pointed out here, only a 70% chance. He got the book thrown at him with rigour! The 5 year probation is the bigger hit to him no doubt anyway, it's crazy that he managed to snag that.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Today is Patrick Tomlinson's birthday. Magi-chan has a great sense of humor. Do have fun, Balldo.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop, time to rescue Qayla!

IM COMING BABY!!

 

[hesaback]

Everyone that's near Nick has their life screwed up at some point, I would not be surprised to see his probation officer try to become Internet famous by talking about Nick to someone online. They have to be "professional" but they don't have the same confidentially as doctors or lawyers and law enforcement are retards anyway. It would be quite the development. Also fuck Nick for stealing another LOTY, he's going to be like EA winning worst company in America repeatedly.

This is just the start. We still have the other court case to get through later this year which could be even more damaging financially.

 

[200MB]

Really hope someone snapped a photo of him in his purple suit. What a fucking idiot.

 

[waffle]

It is being overlooked here. Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

The Judge is basically saying "This is serious, it's happening, follow the rules or you are done"

Were you there and they said that? The way the order reads to me is that he is allowed to defer jail time to Aug 1st so long as he is compliant with probation.

 

[BathTubShine]

It is being overlooked here. Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

The Judge is basically saying "This is serious, it's happening, follow the rules or you are done"

I'm just happy about the 5-fucking-year probation and 80hrs of literal humiliation to this silverspoon-assed junkie cuck.
28/30 days of jail is just whatever, doesn't ruin my joy about this if it's thrown outta window completely.
Good thing that Nick is not an addict and never was, he can be without substances for 5 years easily, he has his vapes and other nicotine products now anyways

(TRADED ALCOHOL AND SOME DRUGS STRAIGHT TO NICOTINE AND GALAXY GAS WHEN STATE STARTED TO TEST HIM)

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

The best part is how Nick will spend the next half a decade paranoid that he can be called up any random day to piss for the courts.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The good thing about him going to jail is that Nick will finally be able to practice law on the inside.

Mutt's law that is.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The best part is how Nick will spend the next half a decade paranoid that he can be called up any random day to piss for the courts.

My question is if it will actually be random or be like the ones he supposedly paid for where they had appointments. Which is just completely useless.

 

[Desktop User2]

I bet the evil Deep State included a clause on his probation prohibiting him from streaming for all the 5 years because they know how much Nick loves to work and wanted to torture him keeping the viewers he loves so dearly away.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Total and Complete Kiwi Victory. As funny as 30 days in jail might be, the 5 years of probation while remaining clean is even funnier because, as much as Nick claims otherwise, he really is an addict and there's basically no chance he makes it through.

 

[Edward Teach]

It really is a Good Friday!!!!!!

 

[Maraschino]

Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

I want Nick to get the most wretched landwhale of a probation officer that he can't help but act out against in retaliation like a tool, and it causes him to enjoy prison. I want early morning drug tests. Give him the works.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's hilarious how Nick allegedly blamed being told he was so smart all the time for becoming an addict, according to that woman who was apparently there and then went on the Divinity Said stream after to say what happened, only to be ordered to go to "cognitive skill training".

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It also says "May be deferred".

"May".

Which could mean that even if he's technically compliant with everything, if he still acts like a complete and total jackass, they might decide he hasn't learned the lessons he needs to learn yet.

He apparently still hasn't learned he shouldn't act like a complete and total jackass in these circumstances yet.

Interestingly, that woman on Divinity's stream did NOT mention the prospect of a deferral, which suggests it might not have been mentioned at the hearing, though it's impossible to say without a transcript.