State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Sperg_rancher]

Amazing. stay dry, rackets. This is your redemption arc.
or not.

Why are they taking his guns tho? seems like 2A violation.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

cognitive skills training

how will they establish a baseline, the guy is already retarded. can't go much lower than his current state

 

[Lian Xing]

Giving only 30 days in prison to a man who drugged his 9 year old daughter with cocaine makes me MATI

It's better than nothing, but only 30 days feels real light for what he did.

It's not 30 days of real jail you should lament. You should celebrate the next 1,826 days of personal hell for Nick: sobriety.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I think we will be seeing little to no more Nick in the future.

Id like to think he's somewhat intelligent enough NOT to stream himself relapsing but uh, well, I also thought BMJ wasn't that stupid in the beginning if his arc, and Rikeita has surprised us plenty of times by now. That said nick will likely shy away from the spotlight now, if only to engross himself in further abuses and not make it too obvious so as to not get caught.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Oh wait. It says "may be deferred if compliant with probation". So if he stays out of trouble until August, he most likely won't have to go to jail.

If they didn't reduce his 5 years to 4 or 3, I don't see them waiving 28 days in jail.

 

[Charnel Ground]

This has been the craziest and most consequential Holy Week since the original.

 

[Interred]

Probation means he's checking in with a probation officer once a week and getting tested all the time, right? Apologies if this has been asked to death.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ok fine janny I'll stop posting the photos, I thought they were really funny though...

They were, until you started spamming them

 

[Hack for crack]

They were, until you started spamming them

I was doing one of those 'progressively more X' type schtick

 

[Sneed Force One]

The transcript is going to be pure fucking platinum perfect Lolcow material. I cannot wait.

 

[Schpoots]

The jail is funny but it's not really the part that matters. It's the probation. He's such a degenerate that he was doing galaxy gas to avoid pissing hot when his literal kids were on the line. There's no way this muh freedum retard can keep his nose clean for 5 years. For an idea of just how long 5 years is, his entire online career was 7!

 

[slungus22]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Enjoy prison, stalker child

A very fitting conclusion to a nearly year long arc. I knew he was on the downward spiral this time last year but I really never expected something like this to happen.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Sorry Kiwifags, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Yeah, this guy can go 5 years without a drink.

 

[draggs]

My thing is his sentence is comparable to that for a second DUI in many states minus he keeps his driver's license

Not that a second DUI is a minor crime but having that amount of coke and endangering the welfare of children is typically treated more harshly

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He paid how much money for unconditional bail @Useful_Mistake?

~10 k. The bond was 50k for him and his wife individually, he got a bond company to pay a full amount with 5k put as collateral.

 

[BigPeanut]

Everyone’s ignoring the additional punishment of 3 years of BWC therapy to cure his lust for Jamaican nigger penis.

 

[Strawb3rry]

Yeah, this guy can go 5 years without a drink.
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Relax, he always said he wasn't an addict and could quit when he wanted to.

 

[Captain Ahab]

They should wire his streaming setup to one of those breathalyzers that won’t let you start your car until you blow zero.