Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
Blackcatmama: "Maybe they AI'd their voice.
" (3 hearts)
Says she noticed it could be, because people might not want their voice in her videos.
Muted_sound54: "19:38 is AI. What's your obsession with men calling you cute? Weirdo" (10 hearts)
She says she wouldn't know because she's not sending the voice memos. (How hard is it to just make an alt account on whatever app she's using for it again? I'd reckon not that hard.)
elizabethsullivan2965: ""I am a lesbian. He is a man." Okay but Dalton though???" (312 hearts)
Recycles the clip where she said she only did it because was vulnerable and drunk and says that sexuality is fluid. (Still sounds like bs lol, if Amber was that drunk to suddenly like dick and go through the whole process of the Dalton situation she'd have been drunk enough to just fall over, break smth and die.)
lumberries: "can you please change 'tea or tale' to just 'tale'? because every single thing has just been tale." (5 hearts)
SHe tries to find rumors tha are actually real, but she just admits to anything that is true anyway. (lol, lmao, even)
soup60: "Girl stop freakkkking CRYING" (1 heart)
She just feels thing at an extreme level, it's hard to regulate her emotions
emsabz9326: "Almost all of these "voice memos" are AI generated. She's literally making them, you can even hear the way she talks in each of them
" (13 hearts)
Insists that she does not use AI for the voice memos and it's all real people. Shows videos from eras past, before AI became this accessible of her showing viewer messages and snaps on camera.
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: Why do you go after married couples?
A: She doesn't, it was only once, and it was under the impression that blah blah blah we've heard this before.
Q: How do you feel knowing you have similiar aggressive tendencies to your father?
A: "You don't know anything about my dad at all" (I'm sure a few dedicated turbo autists could dig up everything we need)
Q: Do you think your family talks how worried they are for you behind your back? Do they say it to your face, do they not address it at all?
A: She never thought about it and doesn't know.
Q: Did you have a crush on Krystle's dad?
A: Doesn't answer the question, says he was like a father to her (maybe you oughta have had more fathers that locked the fridge and cabinet)
Q: Do you see any similiar behaviours between you and your biological father?
A: Says she's a lot more like her mom, one of her brothers is more like her dad.
Q: Do you secretly fea getting to a normal size?
A: No.
Q: Looking back, do you think it was ok to keep expecting Destiny to drive you around and be responsible for you?
A: Presents an overly long message about how she basically funded Becky after the breakup and also renal failure vs Ambuhhrs Cansuhr. (There is an approximate .2% chance this was not written by Amber)
Q: Can you please stop lying about how much you're eating? (question framed as someone who cares abt her)
A: Says her what i feasted on today videos are 100% accurate.
Q: Just out of curiousity, I'm also a diabetic: Do you take medications for health problems?
A: Denies being diabetic herself and says she doesn't take any medication.
Segment 3: The Lynnterview
(I see my mom has brought pistachio cream liqueur for Easter, I think I'll have some later for having to endure this.)
Q: Do you think you'll do social media for the rest of the life or choose another career path?
A: Can see herself doing YouTUbe for the rest of her life (so not that much longer then)
Q: (This one is 100% AI, even Amber acknowledges it) Regarding her saying she prefers diet over exercise, has she looked into the benefits of exercise or have her opinions changed?
A: Lists benefits of exercise and says she wants to start walking more, hence the fitbit.
Q: Have you ever tried crocheting or will you try it in the future?
A: Says she tried, sewing, knitting, crocheting, but none of those thinks "compute in her brain". She just cant figure it out.
Q: Have you listened to the first few drops of the new Miley Cyrus album? What are your thoughts on it?
A: Yes, she's so excited (rest of the answer is just her fangirling, I'm not summarizing that)
Apparently someone wrote her that Jordy is a Trump supporter. Amber thinks that's hectic.
Q: What are three things you'd change about your past relationships and friendships? What would you have done differently? (real original that one)
A: 1. be less controlling. 2. learn how to regulate her emotions. 3. Not being so anxiously attached.
Q: This next one actually isn't even a question, it's just some drunkard rambling about her friend Rachel having sent a message ad about a past relationship. Amber then looks for Rachel's message.
Q: It's Rachel, the drunk BPD gorlie, she says that BPD is an explanation, not an excuse. Also says that not a lot of people hate her because she's fat. The rest is just more rambling.
A: Amber interjects that some people hate her just because she's fat, while others hate her for the things she's done
Q: Would you ever do a video where you talk about repairing your relationship with your mom?
A: Says she would probably not do that.
Q: What are two things you like about living in Oklahoma and two things you don't?
A: Hard to answer but for the two things she loves, being near her mom and her apartment. As for the things she doesn't, she doesn't like that there's no mountains, and living in tornado alley
Q: Would you ever consider getting WLS again? (oh you poor, idiotic child)
A: No, not at this time.
Q: Have you ever thought about doing public or in-person meet ups?
Lmao that fucking face says it all, doesn't it?
A: No, she's too anxious for that (also she can't apply he fat bitch angles). Insists that she gets recognized a lot in public
Q: What plans do you have in case YouTube were to fall through?
A: Would apply to other jobs, and she has money saved up in the bank so she isn't too worried about it.
Q: What would you do if Zachary Micheal never came back to YouTube?
A: Says she would be concerned for his mental health and not really do anything.
Q: Ok no, what the fuck is this actual psychopath? This bitch says that the mayo ramen looks kinda fire, and says she puts milk and butter in hers?!!? Said she put sour cream and mayo in her ramen and it slapped. She asks Amber if there's any other food combos she could recommend.
A: Bagel with cream cheese and hot cheetos, pickles and peanut butter, cooked taco meat in ramen
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
"All Amberlynn does in her members livestream is show the ceiling."
Gives excuses for why she shows the ceiling so often, including saying that she immediately cleans the litter boxes when they use it.
"Amberlynn goes to bingo three times a week."
Says she usually only goes once a week.
Segment 5: Bad Choices
Q: Would you shave your eyebrows off for $1.000?
A: No. (but, you barely have any, it wouldn't even be that big of a deal.)
Q: Have you ever secretly thought that you would make a really good gangster?
A: No.
Q: Would you never have sex again for three million dollars?
A: No. (But you never had sex in the first place.)
Q: Have you ever been caught having sex?
A: No but she has been interrupted because ti was behind the door (??? Smth tells me fatty doesn't know what sex is)
Q: Have you ever thrown a party for a pet?
A: Yes.
And it's over.
