Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

"[Prosecution asked for] five years jail time, I think."

I am going to have to see the transcript before I believe that.

He must have ROYALLY fucked up with PSI though in order to get what he got.

PSI: He's a faggot. Jail him for 30 days.
Judge: Okay.

Lol.

I think they probably did. I agree. There is something very damaging in that report.

 

[Vibralldo]

I said it before and I'm gonna say it again:

30 days in jail locks in Nick as not only lolcow of 2025, he's the greatest lolcow of all time

He's such a lolcow that he beat the rule that lolcows never face legal consequences.

 

[Tiger Jack]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Imagine Nick breathing down Kayla's neck, pen virtually in his hand writing her PSI defence letter,

Just to get utterly raped by Judge Wentzell anyway!.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

Mark my words: very quickly Nick will become the MOST POWERFUL advocate of kratom in Minnesota. He has to replace the bottle-shaped hole in his soul and Malaysian kratom is perfect for that.

 

[Vibralldo]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

Melton should invite Nick and get him to drink, then heel turn after Nick pisses hot.

That'd be great content.

 

[Edward Teach]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

Wondering if the judge will now approve it since his sentence is official. Not to mention they would had to of just approved is trip from a few weeks ago.

 

[ddlloo]

"[Prosecution asked for] five years jail time, I think."

I am going to have to see the transcript before I believe that.

She's just a moron. They asked for 30 days jail and 5 years probation, which is what the judge gave.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Take the 30 days jail nick. That way now you have an own against most of the lawtube who said you wont be getting jail time. Especially against that fat fuck @Potentially Criminal

What's 30 days in jail anyway? It'll be fun. You enjoy the ass reaming anyway

Nick took my advice and @Potentially Criminal got felted so hard

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh shit....he did get 30 days!!!! Has to turn himself in on August 1st. He has a lot of time to go on some benders until then.

The alcohol and drug ban begins today.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Monty case still going on too.

That's a civil case, not criminal.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

TOTAL BALLDO DEATH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[Captain Manning]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!

Yeah, but he's getting a P.O. though. I think the P.O. can deny his ability to go.

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

I don't think all the shoes have dropped just yet. I think this is just the beginning. The Rekieta saga just got a huge shot in the arm.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

@Potentially Criminal How does it feel to be both FAT and WRONG?
I would tell you to eat your words, but you'd probably enjoy it.
No hard feelings bub.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

When is Nick going to cover his own case on the Nick Reiketa Balldo show?

You guys think Nick will finally get to meet "Man-Dee" in county?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Yeah, but he's getting a P.O. though. I think the P.O. can deny his ability to go.

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

I don't think all the shoes have dropped just yet. I think this is just the beginning. The Rekieta saga just got a huge shot in the arm.

Plot twist. The PO approves it and surprise meets him at the airport with a plastic cup.

 

[200MB]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.

 

[hesaback]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

His probation officer will have to approve it. No out of state travel without their approval.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine getting cucked this hard on Good Friday. Great jerb Nickhole.

So much for that "I'm literally King David" shit.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.
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Smug Aaron will be on the evening show.