Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

He also thinks that by doing idiotic dances and writing cringe songs and scripts, he's somehow proving people wrong about his disability. He just assumes everyone thinks "That man is disabled he can't do ANYTHING!", even though literally anyone can see that his mush-mouth is the main symptom. That's why he's always talking about how he's "overcoming" his disability with this garbage. He fails to realize, somehow, that overcoming his disability would look more like drinking through a straw, reciting poetry, becoming a decent singer, or anything else involving his actual disability. He's extraordinarily stupid and he has no concept of how normal people actually view him.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He also thinks that by doing idiotic dances and writing cringe songs and scripts, he's somehow proving people wrong about his disability. He just assumes everyone thinks "That man is disabled he can't do ANYTHING!", even though literally anyone can see that his mush-mouth is the main symptom. That's why he's always talking about how he's "overcoming" his disability with this garbage. He fails to realize, somehow, that overcoming his disability would look more like drinking through a straw, reciting poetry, becoming a decent singer, or anything else involving his actual disability. He's extraordinarily stupid and he has no concept of how normal people actually view him.

To be fair, he can't get much right. But that has nothing to do with his face.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"That man is disabled he can't do ANYTHING!",

Well, aside from wasting money and causing issues, that just so happens to be true.

 

[StinkySnack]

Well, aside from wasting money and causing issues, that just so happens to be true.

Correct, but that has nothing to do with Moebius Syndrome.

 

[The Dude]

Regardless of what Dildo Saggins believes, his brain will always be far more disabled than his melting wax face or any other part of him ever could be.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

How many times has he Venmo'd e whores a dollar to notice him?

If you had a nickel for every time who venmo'd an e whore a dollar, you'd have enough for a tall beer to drink while laughing about it.

Correct, but that has nothing to do with Moebius Syndrome.

His brain is more mush than this mouth is. I don't think. he's full blown retarded, but it would be illegal to induct Russ into the US military.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't think. he's full blown retarded

He might not be full blown but he'd definitely test positive

 

[The Un-Clit]

His brain is more mush than this mouth is. I don't think. he's full blown retarded, but it would be illegal to induct Russ into the US military.

He is the living avatar of the Dunning-Kreuger effect.

Thinks he's a legal genius, studly ladies man and talented songwriter held back by bias people who hate the disabled and women who don't like nice guys, when the fact is he's a creepy fucking idiot with a sub-average intellect at best.

 

[CheesyBoy]

If you had a nickel for every time who venmo'd an e whore a dollar, you'd have enough for a tall beer to drink while laughing about it.



His brain is more mush than this mouth is. I don't think. he's full blown retarded, but it would be illegal to induct Russ into the US military.

If this was the 60's he could be one of McNamara's Morons and go get "yellow fever" in 'Nam.

 

[Bassomatic]

If this was the 60's he could be one of McNamara's Morons and go get "yellow fever" in 'Nam.

I now have this amazing mental picture.... and a screen play called "A few good Rustys" Basically he spends all his money on hookers and gets court martialed for going AWOL then tries yelling "you can't handle the truth" drenching the entire defense team.

Also there's a dance routine.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I now have this amazing mental picture.... and a screen play called "A few good Rustys" Basically he spends all his money on hookers and gets court martialed for going AWOL then tries yelling "you can't handle the truth" drenching the entire defense team.

Also there's a dance routine.

And at the end all the women get on their knees and start sucking him his penis like he deserves.

 

[Syntaxion]

There's video of him doing exactly that in front of a classroom, spastically flailing around like a retard while people laugh at him and then sarcastically clap.

Not even a talent show, he just for some reason thought doing this was appropriate.

Personally I'm still wondering why he's wearing a suit in this...
I assumed, for some reason, he was there to teach a class (lol) but obviously he was a student?
....Who goes to school in a suit?

 

[StinkySnack]

....Who goes to school in a suit?

He used to go everywhere in a suit. School, work, shopping, the gym, brothels, you name it. He likely picked this up from his Mormon lifestyle and just assumed everyone else would be impressed by it in every other situation.

But yeah, he would wash it from time to time in the bathtub when it got too much hooker juice on it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Personally I'm still wondering why he's wearing a suit in this...
I assumed, for some reason, he was there to teach a class (lol) but obviously he was a student?
....Who goes to school in a suit?

It's all part of his attempt at having an "image" where he's better than all other guys. Russtard wants to be seen as being a gentleman so he dresses better than all the saggy pants thugs out there. Problem is a cheap poly-blend suit you picked up at Men's Wearhouse in a 2 for 1 sale isn't going to wear as well as a tailored Italian suit that cost you $500. Add to that his desire to wash them in the bathtub, hem the pants himself using a stapler and the fact he just doesn't get it makes it all that much funnier.

 

[Wahgonga]

His brain is more mush than this mouth is. I don't think. he's full blown retarded, but it would be illegal to induct Russ into the US military.

Russ would never make it past the recruiting stage due to his Moebius.

Chemical weapons training is a major and mandatory part of service. You have to be able to respond to an NBC attack. Gas means you have to close your eyes, mouth, and hold your breath as you put on your protective mask. Russ can't do the first two, so he's out. 100% not eligible for service. There are many other reasons why he would be disqualified, that would be the first.

Even if he had no physical limitations and somehow made it to basic, he'd melt into the pavement the first time a Drill Sergeant even looked at him the wrong way.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Russ would never make it past the recruiting stage due to his Moebius.

Chemical weapons training is a major and mandatory part of service. You have to be able to respond to an NBC attack. Gas means you have to close your eyes, mouth, and hold your breath as you put on your protective mask. Russ can't do the first two, so he's out. 100% not eligible for service. There are many other reasons why he would be disqualified, that would be the first.

Even if he had no physical limitations and somehow made it to basic, he'd melt into the pavement the first time a Drill Sergeant even looked at him the wrong way.

Well I mean if we're talking about the US Military then yeah. But I hear the Congo is looking for recruits. Russ would be positively Officer Material over there. Why a Man could turn his life around.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he'd melt into the pavement the first time a Drill Sergeant even looked at him the wrong way.

Depends on the drill sergeant:

 

[DavidS877]

I just realized I should hope Greer v Moon goes to trial. I could actually get there in person in a reasonable time. I'm closer to SLC than I thought I was.

 

[YouTube Autist]

But then again I never thought we would have evidence that he would sexually satisfy guys for a ride, so I could be mistaken.

This is what I always come back to when I'm tempted to say, "No way Russ would ever do X."

Personally I'm still wondering why he's wearing a suit in this...

If you have a suit it means you are a classy man and a stud. Loser guys wear jeans and t-shirts, only a kind and respectful gentleman wears a suit.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I hate having to play retard's advocate, but wearing a suit to class on presentation day isn't really that weird. Trying to turn presentation day into baby's first Chippendales routine, on the other hand, was always and will always be retarded.