Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gator_Aids]

Saw this on X and thought it belonged here.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe - this might look good in your background

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

No he didn't actually change it, the images were a shop. I'm sure the phrasing was a dig at Sean, but I think the joke was made a year ago on Sean's show.

Nick's way too lazy to rebrand. Or maintain his license to practice law. Or to pay his tickets. Or to feed his kids...

 

[Captain Manning]

In Ohio we call this program "Thinking for a Change"

They should call it "Stop Being a Dumbass."

And it should be taught by this guy:



He should also be legally empowered to put his foot up people's asses.

'Cept Nick might actually enjoy that.

When I first read about this cognitive program, I wondered if it was to evaluate how much Nick has cooked himself on galaxy gas, or how cooked he is at present (likely effective means for detection, other than empties).

I get what the program is now, and it's funny as shit that "Mr. Always Told He Was So Smart" (no doubt by mom and dad) gets to go through something for knuckle draggers. That said... I do wonder how many IQ points Nick has knocked off himself.

You realize he's gonna be like "I don't need this shit, and everybody here is dumb except me," right?

Just like he self-admitted he did with his rehab.

This whole thing is gonna be a glorious disaster.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

>30 days
>5 years
>80 hours
It's an Easter miracle!

HE IS RISEN.


AHAHHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT REKIETA

 

[thebigdream]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

I'll give him credit where it's due, "Actually Criminal" did give me a slight chuckle. Maybe the funniest thing he's said in 3+ years.

 

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Saw this on X and thought it belonged here.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe - this might look good in your background

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Here's a good one someone made after his initial arrest that's become relevant again.

 

[Melty Butter]

Vanessa mentioned that she met "K" (the lady whom Wil has been interviewing for court scoops) and "K" expressed interest in being interviewed by Divinity Said. Why the sudden change of interviewer?

Divinity has scheduled a stream to interview "K" who was in court today. Stream is at 10 PM Central/11 PM Eastern.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'll give him credit where it's due, "Actually Criminal" did give me a slight chuckle. Maybe the funniest thing he's said in 3+ years.

Nick didn’t come up with it. He stole it from Sean’s show.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick didn’t come up with it. He stole it from Sean’s show.

I should've known. Brb punching myself in the head

 

[Sneed Force One]

In celebration of five hours since Nick Rekieta vagueposting his TRIUMPHANT return to the ruined wasteland that is his Youtube and Rumble channels (without actually providing an ETA), enjoy this shitty meme.

 

[3MMA]

$50>30 days
Another win for the toe!

Here’s a visual representation of the punitive measures taken against Aaron & Nicky.
Toe:

Spoiler: Cost

1 KNU = $50 US dollars

Balldo:

Spoiler: Cost

1 Zero Balldo Coins = 1 Day In Kandiyohi County Jail

 

[break these cuffs]

I'll give him credit where it's due, "Actually Criminal" did give me a slight chuckle. Maybe the funniest thing he's said in 3+ years.

Actually Convicted would have been more accurate. Everyone has known Nick is a criminal for years.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

WHOOOAAAA BUDDDY

Casino trailer for tonight's KC Show
(And yes, we all remember what Andy Warski did with Ralph ... whenever it was.)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I guess Nick is doing a Hell in a cell PPV in Kandiyohi instead of going to hackamania or whatever that retarded thing with pedophiles is called.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

No he didn't actually change it, the images were a shop. I'm sure the phrasing was a dig at Sean, but I think the joke was made a year ago on Sean's show.

Nick's way too lazy to rebrand. Or maintain his license to practice law. Or to pay his tickets. Or to feed his kids...

But did he file his taxes on 4/15? Was Bob there to make sure?

Another big tax day in May where he owes all of his property taxes. His next cope will be that he thought the bank paid his property taxes in January from escrow.

 

[Captain Manning]

Crossposts from legal thread:

The prosecution has honored their end of the bargain and formally dropped the cases against Kayla and April.

Wife
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Side hoe:
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Now you must suffer for your hos, Nicholas!

NO REFUNDS!!!

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

On the basis of Balldo paying 5000 dollars for his bail, shouldn't the Balldo related monetary unit be referred to as the Balldo Bail Coin or BBC? One BBC is worth 5000 dollars, which means that 1 BBC is pegged to be equal 100 KNUs.

 

[Windy Moors]

They do have a person who attended court on the stream
Kay talked to their person, Vanessa, it's a bit wild. Nick gave a sob story about how he's so smart. Kay reached out.
Some guy in a clown wig was out by the flagpole out front of the courthouse.
Edit: @Potentially Criminal was wrong. Sad.

Preservetube archive of the Divinity Said stream:
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Q8teniZeiP4

 

[Sneed Force One]

GhostArchive

Nick Rekieta continues to delude himself that former colleagues are all retarded, when in actuality, they successfully predicted his motions will fail.