In Nickworld, it is a huge burden to DRIVE MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around. It's literally like the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody has to drive KEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around. It's literally intense suffering. Nick shouldn't have to go to jail, because KEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ. He has to drive them around!
He has to want to be sober.
The soonest I can see this being made is maybe Wednesday. Apologies for that, though I have hopes for Tuesday too. That's probably a final update until then.
If Kayla still has 2 braincells left, she'll get him to do some coke so she can have the house to herself, the parents will support the kids and she can start the stepfather auditions.
How do I chauffeur these KEEEEDZ (when I'm already drunk this morning)?
5 years sober isn't supposed to be a punishment.
36:28 - The first thing Nick says to the Court when asked if he would like to make a statement immediately after the prosecutor asked for 5 years in jail:
"Your Honor, I've always been called smart by everyone
Bro, it's worse. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, whereas everyone expects Nick to drive those kids around!
Nick is the most spoiled, selfish piece of shit you can imagine. Someone, anyone having control over him is going to drive him insane. It doesn't matter how easy not doing drugs and having a job is. Someone is telling him what to do. How many rants about being able to do what he wants, hating people judging him, etc have we got out of him? Remember he couldn't even be contrite at the bail hearing. He had to pull the mafia ass "I need time alone with my co-defendant because I'm her lawyer" schtick.
It really is a slap on the wrist for drugging his child. I hope the kids make it out all right. If they ever go to public school I imagine everyone showing them videos of their dad being a total retard, getting all coked up and talking about island cuckold fuckfests and stuff.
This literal mental retard says this to a judge. Nick, you're fucking retarded. NOBODY thinks you're smart. Everybody KNOWS you are a goddamn fucking RETARD!
"I'm not retarded I'm resmarted!"
The system actually... working?
A year goes by faster than you'd think, especially if you can get work furlough and stay out 14 hours per day.
People who aren't alcoholics don't abuse it to the extent he does. The only solution for him is to give it up entirely or else he's going to drink himself to death. I could say more but it might cross into power-leveling.
