Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Squatty Potty]

Nick has the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable by getting blackout drunk to celebrate his late return to streaming.

Nick is a NERD and a BITCH won't do it. His neck is under the knee of daddy government.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick's technical difficulties included medicating his wife, driving each of children to a different corner of Mn, and putting on the balldo.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He’s not going to stream. Nothing Ever Happens Bros, we are so back.

Happeningbros come back from behind into the lead!!!

edit: its so over

P U S S Y
F A G G O T / C U C K O L D
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT

 

[Edward Teach]

What a coward and bitch....cancelled........

 

[Grayback]

Okay I finished watching Wheel of Time

Oh no, really? I haven't seen someone engage in self-destructive behavior this bad since May of 2024!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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P U S S Y
F A G G O T
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT

Tomorrow will never come.

 

[TexOffender]

So it's too late for the fucker that used to stream until 3 AM. He'll probably cuck out tomorrow too.

 

[Meat Target]

Half-Life 3 and Elder Scrolls 6 will be here before Nick streams again.

 

[Lokenstien]

I guess a break every 5 minutes to do whippets just didn't seem feasible.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

No stream.
No new MNPR drops.
No bodycam.
Sean was wrong, but he still won't be going to jail. (somehow)
Nothing ever happens.

Cope and sneed all around.

 

[Null]

suffer everyone that stayed up

 

[Schpoots]

suffer everyone that stayed up

rude

 

[Gator_Aids]

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P U S S Y
F A G G O T
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT

@MNPublicRecords right now...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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P U S S Y
F A G G O T
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT

He had WEEKS to prepare for his big return stream, and he can't do it. Imagine the FEAR that @MNPublicRecords puts in Rekieta.

Nitrous Nick fears that big green M more than God Himself.

 

[200MB]

Annnnd he fucking ran away.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

 

[Strix454]

I'm still not sure he will ever be able to stream sober.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have completed a preliminary update to the OP, and I will now go to bed. Nick is not streaming, so I will try to take a restful Saturday and prepare for his heresy spoken on Easter.

If anyone wants to look at the updated sections while they are still awake, changes were made to 'The Fight for Bodycam Footage, Revenge Porn Charges, and the Future of the Qover' and following sections. I will review comments submitted ITT or by DM later today.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick is too sloshed to stream tonight.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He was too drunk and scared. Womp womp

 

[parsnip]

What a jerkwad. I have to get up early to visit family and I stayed up to watch his triumphant return.