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So yeah, bit of a disclaimer, I do not, in fact, have any sort of formal training from anyone in suicide prevention.
You don’t say.
You don’t say.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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- Joined
- Jan 16, 2017
I don't know exactly why, but this sentence actually made me angry. It's just the right combination of inane, patronising and a bizarre metaphor. It's so badly written but you just know that he thinks it's a flourish of literary genius, and that he's conveying a concept that other people aren't enlightened or smart enough to understand, but it's ok, Violet will explain this to you in layman's terms (he's an expert, despite admitting he's not an expert in the preceding paragraph) using this quirky metaphor that Joss Whedon would be really proud of. He's not the worst writer in the lolcow world but he is far and away the most irritating.
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- Apr 7, 2020
Jake was supposed to be starting a workstream at 8pm but he only just finished rolling out of bed and eating at 9pm, so he's thinking of taking a sick day. The virtual harem agrees.
A mystery.
Nerdskull.
Kivan.
Benjanun. Jake is primarily known in some circles for trying to get people to watch Kamen Rider OOO for the past actual decade. Without much success.
MovieBob.
Dragonstrike.
A mystery.
Nerdskull.
Kivan.
Benjanun. Jake is primarily known in some circles for trying to get people to watch Kamen Rider OOO for the past actual decade. Without much success.
MovieBob.
Dragonstrike.
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- Apr 7, 2020
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Jake's latest gamestream was Tex Murphy: Martian Memorandum. A mere four-and-a-quarter hours this time.
Nerd flirting.
Jake's latest gamestream was Tex Murphy: Martian Memorandum. A mere four-and-a-quarter hours this time.
Nerd flirting.
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- Feb 3, 2013
Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 4/21/2025. Absolutely nothing interesting happened.
Times are, of course, tough - Jake has a "horribly upset stomach" and he "feels very bad physically and also emotionally". If only someone would be his friend.
Renewing my call to see if anyone remembers the TFGames mole account's password.
EDIT: @Imago came to the rescue and sent over the credentials. Looks like "Random Weirdo" hasn't posted there since November.
Times are, of course, tough - Jake has a "horribly upset stomach" and he "feels very bad physically and also emotionally". If only someone would be his friend.
Renewing my call to see if anyone remembers the TFGames mole account's password.
EDIT: @Imago came to the rescue and sent over the credentials. Looks like "Random Weirdo" hasn't posted there since November.
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- Apr 7, 2020
Jake doesn't like being called a "doll."
He'd prefer a few slurs ahead of it.
Advice on dealing with grief.
Life goals. We should all be so ambitious.
New Tumblr post, on Factorio.
https://archive.fo/1Gxlq
The opening and closing paragraphs.
He'd prefer a few slurs ahead of it.
Advice on dealing with grief.
Life goals. We should all be so ambitious.
New Tumblr post, on Factorio.
https://archive.fo/1Gxlq
The opening and closing paragraphs.
Sudokuvania.
Talia Bhatt.
Zinnia, and that Happy Birthday video.
Erotica of some sort.
Talia Bhatt.
Zinnia, and that Happy Birthday video.
Erotica of some sort.
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- Sep 22, 2019
Sounds like Jake needed to git gud. There's no reason to go to Gleba first in Factorio anyway, so if you're doing it first it's either because you like the challenge or you want the agri-dome for some reason. Vulcanus literally prints iron for you and scrap-planet gives you unlimited chips.
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- Feb 3, 2013
It's the "HE'S FAT!!" of the gnomeiverse.
It's so weird when Jake talks about being 5 years through a 7-year project with his Twitch garbage streaming. Absolutely no one is asking him to do that and he's making zero money. Why not do anything else?
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- Feb 10, 2015
His only other option is suicide.
What do you mean get a job or real friends?
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- Jan 16, 2017
He has genuinely deluded himself that it is his job. Possibly because he's in desperate denial of how badly he's wasted his life and how bleak his future is. I certainly wouldn't want to think about that if I were in his position. Very few people's psyches would survive something like that so the delusion of productivity is an important defence mechanism.
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- Feb 3, 2013
Well I mean that's the thing, even among trash streaming he has options. He just talked about how much he loves Factorio, why not just stream that every night? Or those stupid Final Fantasy randomizers like he was doing at one point. Right now he mostly does stuff absolutely no one likes, neither him nor the handful of retards in his audience. Why not at least try to enjoy himself? It's a mystery.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
"buy a bunch of dresses and shoes"
Says the fat bearded guy in sweat pants and a T-shirt old enough to vote.
It's three weeks now!
Jake hasn't posted on Talking-Time in like 2 weeks, it seems like a good candidate for his latest murderers. But the odd thing is that he never posts anything about his life in New Lymeschwitz on there, at least not publicly. Maybe he saves that for the Discord or voice chat on FF14?
I suspect you don't see any of his troon shit or suicide bait because, like the old version of TT, there are locked boards for oversharing topics that only registered users can access.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
I invite everyone to imagine our gnome staring at the "Account Banned" screen in the 4 AM dark and singing "Those Were The Days" to no one in his mopey, sob-choked warble, at at an absolutely funereal cadence.
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Things are not looking good for Jake, he can't make his rent this month.
His current Patreon income.
His current Patreon income.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
I wonder if he honestly thinks PHH would ever have taken him in, or if this is just a general whine against Talking-Time. They have blood on their hands for not being Jake's friends, after all.
The T-T thing must be hitting him hard, all joking aside. Those are the people who grudgingly tolerated him all the way back to the RPGamer/Googleshng days.
The T-T thing must be hitting him hard, all joking aside. Those are the people who grudgingly tolerated him all the way back to the RPGamer/Googleshng days.
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Hi folks! This is Casey Kassem, and i'm here with Violet Oceans' one and only hit, "HEY YOU GUYS MY BUSTY REDHEAD BODY IS GOING TO BE STARVING IN THE STREETS IF YOU DON'T DONATE TO MY PATREON!" . It's still going strong for over 500 weeks in a row!
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Has Jake ever showed his factorio work? I'm genuinely curious what kind of Rube Goldberg monstrosities his autism creates.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Apparently yes.
I haven't watched, of course. Feel free to take one for the team
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Another plea. And a reminder about the next big ol' stream.
People aren't following Jake on Bluesky because they EXPECT big 200 post tirades about TERFs from him or whatever, and he's been trying to actively keep his account almost exclusively focused on fun projects and such.
The Tex Murphy: Martian Memorandum playthrough has been "properly archived." For future generations.
Latest gamestream, of Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon. It runs almost eight hours. Jake made a joke about walkthrough writers having dyslexia. Kav_P made an appearance in the chat.
Edit: Jake has already done a recap.
Serious lifestyle goals, from Lair of the White Worm.
A repost.
It provides context for why he has been completely unable to collect a paycheck for his writing for the better part of a decade!
Jake also reposted Liz Fong-Jones.
People aren't following Jake on Bluesky because they EXPECT big 200 post tirades about TERFs from him or whatever, and he's been trying to actively keep his account almost exclusively focused on fun projects and such.
The Tex Murphy: Martian Memorandum playthrough has been "properly archived." For future generations.
Latest gamestream, of Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon. It runs almost eight hours. Jake made a joke about walkthrough writers having dyslexia. Kav_P made an appearance in the chat.
Edit: Jake has already done a recap.
Serious lifestyle goals, from Lair of the White Worm.
A repost.
It provides context for why he has been completely unable to collect a paycheck for his writing for the better part of a decade!
Jake also reposted Liz Fong-Jones.
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