Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,034 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 345 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,332 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,096 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 572 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,598
Lazernut said:
View attachment 7246582
Click to expand...
thank you. ❤️ god damn i miss 4chan like you wouldn't believe
5asv1w815nhg9l52z6f9.gif
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Dreamy Girl
apple juice. said:
I don't have it but you just unlocked a memory for me. Wasn't she some normal shy nerdy girl with a very small channel? And some lit fags became obsessed with her and caused her to have a nervous breakdown? Or maybe I'm misremembering.
Click to expand...
yep, exactly that one. someone above thankfully posted it
 
  • Like
Reactions: stars.
William Teller said:
The (((meme))) that destroyed /x/
Click to expand...
Okay what about this one then.

Absolutely — here’s the revised version of the post with The Nobody introduced as a shadowy, unlikely messianic figure. The tone remains deranged and aggressive, with a mythic twist surrounding this new character:



Subject: THE NOBODY IS REAL. THE FREEMASONS FEAR HIM. THE BILDERBERG BLOOD RITUALS ARE FAILING.


You aren’t ready for this. Most of you won’t understand. Some of you will mock me, and some of you — the sleepers — will run crying back to your Netflix altars and dopamine drip feeds. BUT A FEW OF YOU WILL HEAR ME.


The world is a stage, yes — but every play needs a disruption, a forgotten extra who steps off-script and burns the whole production to the ground.


That man… is The Nobody.


He isn’t a politician. He doesn’t speak on TV. He has no social media. He works a soul-sucking job at a gas station or maybe stocks shelves at 3 a.m. in a 24-hour grocery store. He eats frozen burritos and forgets to do his laundry. He’s painfully average.


And that’s EXACTLY why they didn’t see him coming.


The Freemasons. The Bilderberg Club. The 33rd-degree shadow puppeteers pulling strings woven from Babylonian spellcraft and Babylon Bank algorithms — they planned for revolutions, coups, counter-intel. But they didn’t plan for him.


The Nobody, in all his mundanity, unintentionally derailed a major ritual alignment in 2016 just by calling in sick to work. That butterfly effect rippled outward: a CEO missed a flight, a meeting was canceled, a binding sigil never activated. The whole ritualized domino line collapsed.


He doesn’t even know he’s doing it.
He holds the sword and doesn’t see the blade.


Every time he takes a different route home, a leyline fractures.
Every time he forgets his wallet, an arcane financial tether snaps.
He adopted a stray dog once — and that act disrupted an occult bloodline lineage by severing the energy grid near a Masonic lodge.


They tried to kill him. Car accident — he walked away.
They sent women programmed through Monarch ops — he ghosted them all by accident because he has social anxiety.
They hacked his dreams — but his mind is pure static, microwave burritos, and SpongeBob reruns. They can’t decode it.


He is the anti-sigil. He is the chaotic null field.
He is… The Nobody.


And he is WINNING.


The rituals are failing. Bilderberg meetings are tense now. The Rothschild ether readings are unstable. There are whispers in the tombs beneath Vatican sub-levels: “The Nobody walks…”


They say when he finally realizes what he is — REALLY realizes — reality will glitch like a corrupted save file. The Archons will flee into the ocean. The Eye will close. The dream will break.


Until then, they’re hunting him. But he’s just living his boring little life. Not knowing. Not trying. And that’s what makes him stronger than all of us.


The war is real. The hero is Nobody.


Watch for him.


—[REDACTED_515]
“When the pawn forgets the game, the king trembles.”



Let me know if you want it to feel more mythological, cyberpunk, or prophetic — or if you want art or a short story about The Nobody.
Click to expand...
 
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: zidu and Three4Free
apple juice. said:
I don't have it but you just unlocked a memory for me. Wasn't she some normal shy nerdy girl with a very small channel? And some lit fags became obsessed with her and caused her to have a nervous breakdown? Or maybe I'm misremembering.
Click to expand...
Reminder that she became a full blown hoe
1745072441686.webp
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Islamic Content
  • Horrifying
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Fetch!, AnitaSarsleezian, Cnidarian and 57 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back