State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

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Will Nicholas Rekieta take the plea deal offered to him?


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I'm actually in a mild amount of shock.

Forget the 30 days in jail.

5 years probation, with those conditions, is a fucking DEATH SENTENCE for him.
Trying to remember if it was Nick or someone else who said if one had to choose between 5+ years of probation or 6 months in jail take the jail time. Given he lives in the middle of no where it is probably a 90-120 minute ordeal to visit his parole officer for a quick 5-15 minute check in. Nick is going to become a connoisseur of any type of substance he thinks won't show up on a drug screen.
Now there are half a dozen different derivative THC substances that are sold to circumvent laws (HHC, THCA, THCO, D8, D9, ext). No idea which compounds cause one to piss hot but Nick will probably become an expert after a quick Quora search. He can get his stimulants prescribed and get his downer in the form of NO2 or THC derivatives/synthetics. If he does go this route rather than staying clean his degradation will only accelerate. Hopefully he gets back to streaming on a regular schedule.
 
Given he lives in the middle of no where it is probably a 90-120 minute ordeal to visit his parole officer for a quick 5-15 minute check in.
You really need to look at a map.
Spicer Minnesota is not "the middle of nowhere".

Wilmar, where the court is located, is just 12 miles away, about a 15 minute drive if you stick to the speed limit.
Nick likes to pretend he lives in "rural Minnesota", but that isn't really accurate.

Downtown Minneapolis is under 2 hours away.
 
You really need to look at a map.
Spicer Minnesota is not "the middle of nowhere".

Wilmar, where the court is located, is just 12 miles away, about a 15 minute drive if you stick to the speed limit.
Nick likes to pretend he lives in "rural Minnesota", but that isn't really accurate.

Downtown Minneapolis is under 2 hours away.
eh, the entire county has like 40k people across ~800 square miles, half of which live in wilmar. and it's a good hour away from any major metropolitan area
 
Nooooo! My content! Now how will he get blackout drunk and ramble on about his forlorn lover Josh? Now how will he swing with his wife and neglect his kids? And not even to mention: No coke either.

It’s a sad moment in time for us Rekietabros *sigh*
 
The PO simply needs to set a date for a drug test after the next Eroticon, and it will be light out. No need for random visits, just put that date in the schedule and it will be a guaranteed bust.
Genuine question for people more in the know, how easy/hard is it to do drugs while on probation and avoid detection?
Depends on the testing program, and drug.

Coke clears your system in 72 hours for a piss test, but they have these neat drug/alcohol ankle monitors, patches, and follicle tests.
Or is it 30 days PLUS 5 years probation (30 days stayed if he doesn't fuck up til August).
30 days as a condition of accepting the plea, plus 5 years, they call this a '30 over 5.'

During that 5 years the judge can order him to do up to 5 years in prison(in sections, or all at once) if a motion to revoke is filed, and found to be true.
 
Would a charge/conviction from the "hacking" case affect this gooner's probation?

Yes and no since the question was whether it would "affect" probation. While it's absolutely correct that the unauthorized access prior to the start of probation can never be a probation violation, it can have a profound effect on his chances of successfully completing probation in numerous ways, in order from most likely to least likely:

1. Nick will be required to unilaterally inform his PO of any interaction with law enforcement within 72 hours, as to which he will surely be late and gay if he bothers to report in at all.

2. Whenever his PO becomes aware of the investigation and/or charges and reviews what a conniving piece of shit it reveals Nick to be, the PO will at least informally take that into consideration when assessing the extent of "prosocial adjustment" Nick needs to demonstrate and how aggressive supervision needs to be, so anytime the PO needs to make a discretionary judgment call on something borderline, he would be that much more likely to err on the side of being a hardass at every turn.

3. The sheer stress of dealing with a new legal onslaught drastically increases the odds of relapse just like the Monty-to-Cokestream clockwork, leading to probation violations for hot UAs without any concern for the cause.

4. With some luck, added indications of a real investigation being taken seriously could provoke Nick into committing crimes that stem from the unauthorized access but actually occur within the probation period and would be probation violations all their own, such as destruction of evidence, uttering the slightest false statement to an FBI agent, witness tampering vis-a-vis anyone on the exfiltrated data's recipient list, obstruction of justice, perjury, etc. etc. etc. With how he still thinks himself the smartest guy in any room, the temptation to interfere with the investigation in such ways may prove irresistible.
 
While it's absolutely correct that the unauthorized access prior to the start of probation can never be a probation violation
I interpreted the question if it would violate any of the terms of his probation.
Obviously "remain law abiding" is always a part of it, but since the crime happened before the probation started it would not impact it.

But sure, it could impact Nick's life in various ways and he could fuck up reporting the contact with law enforcement and violate himself that way.
It obviously won't make it easier to stay clean.
 
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Trying to remember if it was Nick or someone else who said if one had to choose between 5+ years of probation or 6 months in jail take the jail time. Given he lives in the middle of no where it is probably a 90-120 minute ordeal to visit his parole officer for a quick 5-15 minute check in. Nick is going to become a connoisseur of any type of substance he thinks won't show up on a drug screen.
Now there are half a dozen different derivative THC substances that are sold to circumvent laws (HHC, THCA, THCO, D8, D9, ext). No idea which compounds cause one to piss hot but Nick will probably become an expert after a quick Quora search. He can get his stimulants prescribed and get his downer in the form of NO2 or THC derivatives/synthetics. If he does go this route rather than staying clean his degradation will only accelerate. Hopefully he gets back to streaming on a regular schedule.

Willmar has a population of 21,000 and is an hour away from St. Cloud (71,000), and a bit over 90 min. to Minneapolis-St. Paul (3.7M).

More importantly, the County employs 31 people in Community Corrections, of whom 21 are Probation Officers:
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(One of the Deputy Directors is Kayla's 2nd cousin, but that's another issue)

Anyway, they have about 800 people on probation in the County. That means each PO has about 38 criminals on their case load. AI tells me that the average in the US is 80 criminals/PO. I assume the better numbers for this County are due to half the population being rural? Better funding? I dunno. Link
 
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I interpreted the question if it would violate any of the terms of his probation.
Obviously "remain law abiding" is always a part of it, but since the crime happened before the probation started it would not impact it.
The faggot has literally committed federal felonies while waiting to be sentenced.
 
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