DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

DSP thinks self-pity is clinical depression.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil was hoping to get under PPP's skin

He originally wanted to like Hercule hiding in Majin Buu. He thought the triplepotamus could protect him.

Do you guys think Phil really has depression?

No. He's just a lazy grifter that refuses to be a productive member of society.

With the recent leak of Keemstar being a sex pest, what are the odds that Phil will be Phil and kick Keemstar while he's down?

Also, hi Phil! Oh wait, that's right. You said that you don't read this site.

Seems he's faced with another moral conundrum.

greasy, sleep-deprived, hungover gout weasel

lol. nice

 

[Lady Adjani]

DSP thinks self-pity is clinical depression.

I hate how people go on wikipedia, self diagnose and then throw around words like clinical depression, bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Same with retards that call common headaches "migraines", fuck you.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

It would mean he needs to spend 700 dollars every minute, 24/7, for a month. Unlikely.
And if you count the infaltion since 85', he would have to spend two and a half thousand per minute for a month. Even if he "plays" multiple phone gatcha games he wont be able to.

It wouldn't be hard at all. Attend any bank or government auction and bid $30M for the cheapest item being auctioned.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

It wouldn't be hard at all. Attend any bank or government auction and bid $30M for the cheapest item being auctioned.

Invest in the WNBA or Disney Star Wars movies

 

[marlimar]

Invest in the WNBA or Disney Star Wars movies

Invest in the WNBA or Disney Star Wars movies Spawn Seats.

 

[San Dimas High School]

It wouldn't be hard at all. Attend any bank or government auction and bid $30M for the cheapest item being auctioned.

He'd have to buy $30M of worthless items though. It counts your assets after 30 days, and he can't willfully destroy anything he buys. The idea isn't that it's hard to spend money.

 

[marlimar]

He'd have to buy $30M of worthless items though. It counts your assets after 30 days, and he can't willfully destroy anything he buys. The idea isn't that it's hard to spend money.

Sounds like FTX or any other meme coin that is worthless in a week or two would fit the bill.

 

[dongykung]

Do you guys think Phil really has depression?

No his life isnt that bad enough to have depression

 

[Iron Hamster]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Phail Phan.

PIG HEIL!

 

[Coke Zero]

DSP thinks self-pity is clinical depression.

Anytime phil has tried to describe depression it's really just him describing a guilty conscience, but his ego/narcissism won't let him make the connection that he made poor decisions and should feel bad, so it must just be another medical condition he has zero control over for why he feels unhappy.

 

[marlimar]

Anytime phil has tried to describe depression it's really just him describing a guilty conscience, but his ego/narcissism won't let him make the connection that he made poor decisions and should feel bad, so it must just be another medical condition he has zero control over for why he feels unhappy.

Depression is realized by actual trauma, I would bring to mind PTSD, it's not just bombs going off, but how mean your parents were to you can give a diagnosis of PTSD. As much as I think DSP is a retard, I've never known a single person with Down's Syndrome that wasn't affable and smiling when they were talking with you. Genuine retards are happier than DSP, DSP is just too stupid to know what happiness is.

 

[BScCollateral]

It wouldn't be hard at all. Attend any bank or government auction and bid $30M for the cheapest item being auctioned.

Or buy real estate, or yachts, or tickets to the Internation Space Station. Hell, play the stock market. Never saw the film but the premise always seemed absurd to me.

 

[marlimar]

Or buy real estate, or yachts, or tickets to the Internation Space Station. Hell, play the stock market. Never saw the film but the premise always seemed absurd to me.

The premise was that there is no easy way to do fully unself-serving acts in the 90s USA, that the hospital being funded by the money was blocked by the private interests, is the TLDR.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is mentally stable.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil is mentally stable.
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$862 could get you a really nice air bnb in a cabin in the mountains for a weekend.

But nope, he’s a faggot.

 

[PieceofShet]

Channel with 900k subs. There was no commentary, just this.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Didn't Cultaholic interview Phil? I guess there's another collaboration gone.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

$862 could get you a really nice air bnb in a cabin in the mountains for a weekend.

But nope, he’s a faggot.

He could take Khet to Seattle, stay at a nice hotel, go out to eat and go to the zoo for a long weekend.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I think he's unhappy, but clinical depression? I don't know.

I don't think Phail is clinically depressed. Depression is rage turned inward. Phail has no inner monolog. He doesn't blame himself for his current situation. He doesn't question his choices, he doesn't consider that his actions (and inaction) led to these consequences. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. Everything he finds dissatisfying in life is because someone else is at fault. Phail doesn't see himself as a failure, the world has failed him.

Phail sees himself as a victim. Everyone is out to get him and ruin his fuhn. His persecution isn't because of anything he did; the Universe just wants to kick around poor old good-guy Phail.

He's unhappy because things aren't going his way. If he made $10,000 daily, got the exact wrestler he wanted on every pull, had a wife who adored him, the respect and admiration of everyone far and wide, he'd be happier. He'd still complain because he's a greedy pigroach.

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