Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
A KF'er called him 'worse than Manson'. Nick knows the poster well enough that it did not seem like a joke because they did not joke a lot in their posts.
I think he's referring to this post by @AnOminous:
Tbh if I had a choice between hanging out in a bar with Balldo Man or Manson, I'd pick Manson. He was probably even a better person. Yeah I said it, what Charles Manson did at Spahn Ranch is potatoes compared to what Balldo Man has done.
 
What an insufferable cunt. He just keep on lying instead of actually taking responsibility and then claims he is trying to take responsibility, only to relativize that claim in the very next sentence.

He seems utterly broken and can't deal with the fact that he fucked up so hard that he cannot bullshit people into believing his garbage narrative.

I think he's referring to this post by @AnOminous:
What an achievement. Personally called out by Lord Balldo himself.
 
"I try to take responsibility, but I mean, nobody was hurt." :really:
"I try to take responsibility, but, I mean, nobody was hurt...

And if some test showed that someone was hurt—like a kid's testing positive for cocaine—the test is completely wrong. And talking about my child, somebody was actually acting inappropriately toward them.

So, in fact, I’m totally a victim here and did nothing wrong. But I’m taking responsibility, guys."

This is not an actual quote, but it roughly summarizes what he said during his.
 
Nick pretty much reveals his EPIC. RETURN. STREAM. will be essentially another cope and seethe session about his former LawTube colleagues.
The best thing Nick could do is show up and talk about Law like nothing happened, ignore everything else. But he's a Lolcow so that's impossible for him, he can't help but focus on his own drama, and he's a narcissist so has to try to control the narrative (even when it's impossible)
 
What an achievement. Personally called out by Lord Balldo himself.
He might also be referring to this post by @John Andrews Stan:
This. Over the weekend I was reading transcripts of some Charlie Manson interviews conducted by FBI ‘Mindhunter’ John Douglas, and damned if he didn’t sound a lot like Rekeita with his bullshit.

The funny thing is that Charles Manson doesn’t have the pathologically immature defiance Nick does. When Douglas asked him why he didn’t join his disciples in the actual murdering and torturing, Manson looked at Douglas as if he was dense (Douglas’s own characterization) and said “Because I was on probation!”

As Douglas writes, people like this are inadequate nobodies and pathetic losers who seek to control others in order to briefly escape their deeply seated knowledge that they are insignificant and not special. Which is Nick Rekieta to a tee.

Douglas also makes the argument that many of these sickos became criminals due to their upbringing rather than any inevitability based on inborn traits. The magic transformer beyond any others seem to be an overbearing mother and weak or completely absent father. I have to wonder what Celeste is like, and whether bringing such enormous wealth into her marriage affected the dynamics at all.
His wet brain might also be conflating those posts with this one by @Captain Manning (Nick claims to know the poster well), who started the discussion about the demonic cult of Rekietaism:
Look, at this point, Nick is basically going the L. Ron Hubbard route. Like all narcissists, he's trying to start his own religion. Using certain trappings of Christianity to try and give it some credibility in the eyes and ears of the ignorant and win converts.

Rekietaism is a cult. A personality cult. I said that fucking years ago. I can't even begin to tell you how happy it makes me that people are finally waking up to it.
 
Nick was pursuing 'being cool' with the drugs and new lifestyle with drugs and alcohol. He let go of all his other hobbies in pursuit of these new things.
Not an addict though, LM-fucking-AO.
Yeah, so I was really into heroin and felt like pursuing it as a new avenue, and by golly I just got so wrapped up in my pursuit of heroin that all my hobbies, obligations, friends, and family just had to have a little pin put in them for a moment.
Not an addict, though.
 
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I think he's referring to this post by @AnOminous:
Nick is uncultured swine
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I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter. I'm going to take a long walk to process this.
It wasn't clear. Could have been aimed at a government worker.
After this stream, I think he is.
At least he's a lot dumber than Manson:

The funny thing is that Charles Manson doesn’t have the pathologically immature defiance Nick does. When Douglas asked him why he didn’t join his disciples in the actual murdering and torturing, Manson looked at Douglas as if he was dense (Douglas’s own characterization) and said “Because I was on probation!”

Anyway, 10/10 stream. Way beyond just lying and Nicksplaining, completely delusional.
 
> "These people aren't good storytellers, this is reflected in their viewer numbers".
Nick is a highly entertaining story teller, just not for the reasons he thinks he is.
Nick is now also claiming a child reported inappropriate behavior by one of the people supervising his kids and claims they conspired to shut the kid up and threatened Nick and Kayla with taking the kids away for longer.
I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter.
Yes, let's not forget that it is believed that Nick's inlaws were the ones that had custody of the children at this time. This is an outright evil statement for Nick to make. And I think that it is imperative that the State release information related to the CHIPs case so we can ascertain who is being truthful here.
 
how would the doctor know he is a convicted felon?
He's going to sign over all the information release forms to his PO per the court order and his PO will contact the doctors prescribing controlled substances. Any drug test with a prescribed medication will be followed up with the doctor by the PO. Nick doesn't have privacy anymore. I would really be surprised if his discharge from rehab didn't include statements on getting prescription meds. He's required to follow those recommendations as well.
 
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