Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

AnOminous said:
You can literally read the complaint and it has fucking ZIP about cheating and is entirely about the Apollo suicide.

Karl LIED. For YEARS.
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I honestly hope he lies more, and I hope his retard fanbase shovels out more cash. I hope they all go bankrupt. Every second these troons are obsessing about Billy Mitchell is a second that they're not plotting new ways to try and molest kids.

I never really cared about the whole, "Karl was disingenuous with his trial description!" whines. I just think it's a triviality. He's a shitbag. Of course he lies. His followers are retards. Of course they fall for lies. Simple as.
 
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PrestonHolt said:
I hope he's not planning on going after Maximus Wong, that child is already fucked over, after all Karl did consider making a video about Billy's son after victory.
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Me too, if hes smart he should limit his gravedancing on karl only and leave his wife and son out of the picture, after all, both are innocent and karl's son is just a baby that didnt deserved his dad being a turbo sperg.
 
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AnOminous said:
You can literally read the complaint and it has fucking ZIP about cheating and is entirely about the Apollo suicide.
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American Castration said:
I never really cared about the whole, "Karl was disingenuous with his trial description!" whines. I just think it's a triviality. He's a shitbag. Of course he lies. His followers are retards. Of course they fall for lies. Simple as.
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Well yeah that much is obvious. Collectively, it seems no one bothered to fact check because they just assumed Karl was breaking down what was in the legal documents in his videos to explain them. I'd wager most people would just believe "whatever Karl is talking about in this video is what's in those papers that are too long and I'm not going to read legal crap". Thanks in part to that King of Kong documentary and the shit-show with Twin Galaxies (and by proxy Todd Rogers, who was involved with TG) most people associate "Billy Mitchell" with "guy who supposedly cheated at Donkey Kong".

If you asked some rando who Apollo Legend was they'd think you were asking them about the Rocky movies, no one knows who some random YouTuber who offed himself years ago is. No one's going to say "oh he's the dramatuber that killed himself because Billy Mitchell buck broke him so hard legally". Karl was banking on people operating under that assumption, and he still very much is trying to anchor his outward appearance toward "Billy Mitchell cheated at Dankey Kang" despite all these revelations coming forth that people are waking up to realizing his legal case wasn't about arcade scores at all.

Basically, Karl is trying to close a Pandora's Box that he himself did not open, but had a hand in creating.
 
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urine_county said:
Billy just tweeted Karl's PUA video, lol.

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And is giving people 10% off on his hot sauce using discount code "JOBST"

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Seedling said:
I am SO glad his echo chamber decided to push him to try and appeal, its gonna be such a shitshow seeing him try to explain how cheating at donkey kong is magnitudes worse than accusing a man of causing a suicide again to a court system that hates his guts already
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Yeah I really hope Kyle freaks out on the judge and screams that he's being mind controlled by Billy Mitchell also Billy should ask for more money he should own at least half of Karl's soul and the naming rights to his next six children
 
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Sharpeteer said:
Previously, Karl was losing a few hundred subscribers a day according to Socialblade. As of now, he's losing over a thousand a day.

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I don't know if this is common or just me but I personally enjoyed his other videos. I only unsubbed after 10+ random videos about someone named "Billy Mitchell" popped up from him. I assumed he was done covering other topics entirely - which more or less ended up being true considering his next video after losing the lawsuit is ABOUT FUCKING BILLY. AGAIN.

If he went back to making normal videos and stopped being a retard I would resub. But all signs indicate he won't.

Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
lol literally plugging their ears screaming "HE'S WRONG HE'S WRONG THEY SIDED WITH THE WRONG PARTY AAAAHH"
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lol what the fuck is going on in these guys heads

This guy also gives Karl money btw

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In just this month alone we see Karl
>lose to the Billinator
>Owes legal fees probably in the million
>lost pretty much all good will and credibility of his viewers.
>bleeding subscribers
>Hide in his trooncord with his AGP ballwashers
>find his old embarassing forum posts
>Hates his side of his family
>find his failed PUA career and book
>Married to a gross chink and spawned a HAPAchild (Even gave him his wife's surname because he hates his own family that much, also dick joke).
>Seethed at Josh for making fun of his chink wife and called for deplatforming.
Meanwhile Billy:
>Won an easy million bucks
>had the biggest comeback of any online figure.
>gaining renewed clout
>His hot sauce sales are skyrocketing
>Still Donkey Kong player of the century
>Nice white wife and a loving family (Named his son after him).
>And now he watches MATI to further rub salt in the literal and metaphorical axewound he left on Karl.
And Yobst STILL plans on doubling down come next year of the appeal. The shear stubbornness and narcissism on display is something to behold. I await to see what this thread has in store for the future. 🍸
 
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